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Vodstok
08-16-2007, 10:34 AM
We all know Uwe Boll is delusional. He actually thinks his movies are good. Not "bad but fun" like troma, but GOOD.


And, of course, he is dead wrong.

I have read these two articles on Wired.com:

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/having-a-boll-s.html
http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/you-dumb-fck-uw.html


read and enjoy, if th eplot unfolds more, I will post more. :)
massacre man
08-16-2007, 11:38 AM
http://www.the-word-is-not-enough.com/blog/rob/images/UweBoll.jpg
Kemal
08-16-2007, 01:00 PM
What a dick.
Despare
08-16-2007, 01:12 PM
He called his own film genius and if anybody gives his movies poor reviews he wants to fight them (as long as they haven't been properly trained as he has). It's like this guy is playing a character, some parody of a bad director.
newb
08-16-2007, 01:16 PM
I have a better pic of Mr. Boll.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpg
The Mothman
08-16-2007, 03:41 PM
You cant really turn postal into a movie....game has no plot.
kinda same thing with House Of The Dead.
The Mothman
08-16-2007, 03:47 PM
http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/you-dumb-fck-uw.html


read and enjoy, if th eplot unfolds more, I will post more. :)

wow. what a dickhead.
all the jounalists at Wired were so patient. hes a dickhead.
massacre man
08-16-2007, 03:55 PM
Am I the only person who wishes his movies would be released to theaters with commentary?
Despare
08-16-2007, 04:47 PM
Am I the only person who wishes his movies would be released to theaters with commentary?

I think you're the only person who wishes his movies were released period.
massacre man
08-16-2007, 04:49 PM
I think you're the only person who wishes his movies were released period.

I hate his movies, but hearing him talk is just so damn funny to me.
Despare
08-16-2007, 04:51 PM
I hate his movies, but hearing him talk is just so damn funny to me.

I bet his German is just as bad as his English... he probably can't speak any language well.
bloodrayne
08-16-2007, 05:22 PM
I bet his German is just as bad as his English... he probably can't speak any language well.
It's just as well...He doesn't really have anything worth saying...
Vodstok
08-16-2007, 06:35 PM
Did the Wired guy's responses seem a little too polite to anyone? Maybe its just me, Bree has this habit of being sickeningly sweet to rude people, because she IS being polite, but anyone with half a brain can tell she is fucking with them and nicely saying "eat shit". That is what I got out of it.

Which made it even more funny to me
The Mothman
08-16-2007, 06:47 PM
Did the Wired guy's responses seem a little too polite to anyone? Maybe its just me, Bree has this habit of being sickeningly sweet to rude people, because she IS being polite, but anyone with half a brain can tell she is fucking with them and nicely saying "eat shit". That is what I got out of it.

Which made it even more funny to me

there's no doubt that they are subtly poking fun at him.
paws the great
08-16-2007, 08:42 PM
We all know Uwe Boll is delusional. He actually thinks his movies are good. Not "bad but fun" like troma, but GOOD.:)

I hear "Troma" is in dire straits.



I hope it's true!:D
Dante'sInferno
08-16-2007, 08:48 PM
Haha.A retarded monkey,with no arms or legs,with no teeth or tongue....that's also blind,with no ears,and is on about 30 pounds of acid....can make better movies then Uwe Boll.
newb
08-16-2007, 08:54 PM
Haha.A retarded monkey,with no arms or legs,with no teeth or tongue....that's also blind,with no ears,and is on about 30 pounds of acid....can make better movies then Uwe Boll.

Lets leave zero out of this.........K
zwoti
08-17-2007, 09:27 AM
Lets leave zero out of this.........K

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e77/beepbeepitsme/dance_monkey_dance.gifhttp://www.thefilmbox.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/boll-uwe-56525865-cp-getty.jpg


have you ever seen them in the same room..................
LoudLon
08-17-2007, 09:47 AM
I'd like to see a movie in the spirit of Ed Wood based on Uwe Boll. Granted he'd have to die first, which isn't something I'm completely opposed to.

As for his films, I've seen House of the Dead, and that's all it took. I've yet to see any of his other films, and doubt I ever will 'cuz, y'know, I'm not a glutton for punishment.
_____V_____
08-17-2007, 09:53 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e77/beepbeepitsme/dance_monkey_dance.gifhttp://www.thefilmbox.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/boll-uwe-56525865-cp-getty.jpg


have you ever seen them in the same room..................

I see a resemblance...same genus and species?
Despare
08-17-2007, 12:59 PM
Annnnnd here's the phone conversation.

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/uwe-boll-interv.html
The Mothman
08-17-2007, 02:38 PM
Annnnnd here's the phone conversation.

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/uwe-boll-interv.html

i couldnt bring myself to read the whole thing...:mad:
Vodstok
08-19-2007, 09:27 AM
It is a pretty good read. Boll is so self-absorbed it is scary, and he really doesnt have any idea how ridiculous he is.