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The Flayed One
02-08-2007, 10:09 AM
HDC Headlines!
Norwegian Declares War On May
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) - Public HDC forum member Slasherman has officially declared war on the movie May The movie, starring Angela Bettis, has been described by the native Norwegian as "The worst movie ever made." He then went on to declare "I believe anyone should be banned, possibly drawn in quartered, for even mentioning the unspeakable film. I also plan on having the word stricken from the dictionary." Other plans include shortening the Julian Calendar to 11 months and destroying all evidence, including birth certificate, of actress Mae West.
bloodrayne
02-08-2007, 10:13 AM
oooo...Do some more...You're good at this...You should make news articles for ALL of the members...
Oh, that's what this thread is for, right?...haha...I could start with 'BloodRayne Gets A Clue' :D
The Flayed One
02-08-2007, 10:15 AM
Prominent Member Forgotten On List!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) - Today, while trying to compose a list of the major contributors to the forum, resident member The Flayed One forgot to add longtime member hammerfan "I can't believe he forgot me," the member once known as Taylors Mom commented. "It's just insulting."
"I have a habit of posting while drinking," responded a bewildered Flayed. "Sometimes I forget things. People get hurt. I appologize to her and her family." Word has not been received whether or not this appology was accepted.
:p
hammerfan
02-08-2007, 10:16 AM
Psst, apology accepted!
bloodrayne
02-08-2007, 10:19 AM
Great thread, Flayed...This is fun...More please :)
hammerfan
02-08-2007, 10:20 AM
Great thread, Flayed...This is fun...More please :)
I agree!!!!!!
The Flayed One
02-08-2007, 10:30 AM
omcdave Doesn't Make Thread!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) - For the first time in the history of HDC forums, perpetually posting member omcdave failed to make a thread. "I don't know how I made threads every day for the past 4 years," a bewildered dave replied. "I only joined the forum last year." "It's the thing that's come closest to making me believe there is a god," outstanding poster urgeok stated. "Things like this, they make you question the nature of the universe." Whether this is a one time phenomena or will come around once every 50 years like some comets is anyones guess.
i thought this thread was gonna be about snipers or something
The Mothman
02-08-2007, 10:40 AM
The Mothman returns to HDC after a week long Runescape binge!
The Flayed One
02-08-2007, 10:57 AM
Moderator Forgets Name of Movie Again; Community Shakes Head!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) For the eighteenth time in one year, senior member & moderator Bloodrayne has forgotten the title of the same movie. "I just don't know how this happens," she replied. "I even own the movie now. Dustin tells me the name at least twice a day, but he's at work right now and it's really bugging me." Galaxy of Terror, the movie in question, has had repeated threads about it in the General & Modern Movies section of the forum. It is also a permanent member of the newest HDC Top 100.
bloodrayne
02-08-2007, 11:49 AM
Moderator Forgets Name of Movie Again; Community Shakes Head!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) For the eighteenth time in one year, senior member & moderator Bloodrayne has forgotten the title of the same movie. "I just don't know how this happens," she replied. "I even own the movie now. Dustin tells me the name at least twice a day, but he's at work right now and it's really bugging me." Galaxy of Terror, the movie in question, has had repeated threads about it in the General & Modern Movies section of the forum. It is also a permanent member of the newest HDC Top 100.HaHa...I'll keep this so I don't have to call it 'the Space Worm Movie'...:D
Posher778
02-08-2007, 01:04 PM
oh my fucking god!!! thats so funny man !:)
HAHAHAHA omg! Quit pretending to be happy you brat.
Angra
02-08-2007, 01:06 PM
The Mothman returns to HDC after a week long Runescape binge! Nobody notice.
:rolleyes:
alkytrio666
02-08-2007, 01:54 PM
omcdave Doesn't Make Thread!
Feb. 8, 2007 (AP) - For the first time in the history of HDC forums, perpetually posting member omcdave failed to make a thread. "I don't know how I made threads every day for the past 4 years," a bewildered dave replied. "I only joined the forum last year." "It's the thing that's come closest to making me believe there is a god," outstanding poster urgeok stated. "Things like this, they make you question the nature of the universe." Whether this is a one time phenomena or will come around once every 50 years like some comets is anyones guess.
This...this is quality fucking stuff. I laughed hard.
You're the man, Flayed. You're the man.
Disease
02-08-2007, 03:09 PM
Flayed, WAKE UP!
Haunted
02-08-2007, 03:15 PM
Great thread, Flayed. I can even hear a news announcer's voice in my head.
VampiricClown
02-08-2007, 03:31 PM
Reading these, I hear the special report guys voice from Night Of The Living Dead.
The Mothman
02-08-2007, 09:06 PM
:rolleyes:
i dont notice when you're not around either.
Shadow
02-09-2007, 04:34 AM
Oh this is funny. Keep it going. I will be a devoted reader of this thread hehe.
Angra
02-09-2007, 04:52 AM
i dont notice when you're not around either.
Maybe because i so rarely leave. ;)
The Flayed One
02-10-2007, 10:09 PM
Urgeok eats McDonalds!
Feb. 11, 2007 (AP) - Right before a dreaded sleepover, forum member urgeok announced that he had taken the children to McDonalds. "Clowns are creepy, so I figured I could threaten them while they were eating McNuggets" the strange avatared member replied. "I told them Ronald thinks children taste good with the Sweet & Sour dipping sauce." Whether or not the Canadian government is taking legal action against their native son has yet to be seen. Full story can be found here (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14302&page=370) on page 370.
The Flayed One
02-10-2007, 10:21 PM
Newb Declared Older Than Dirt!
Feb. 11, 2007 (AP) - After much stir in the scientific community, forum member newb has been declared the oldest natural formation on the planet. "When the carbon dating test failed, we didn't know what to think," replied one scientists. "What can you do? Radiocarbon dating is only good for 60,000 years." Although some naturalists want to label him as pre-existing the dawn of time, most put his appearance right before the Precambrian period.
Shadow
02-11-2007, 03:17 AM
Hehehehehe genius lol
Thomasgeorge
02-11-2007, 09:15 AM
could u mak one about me
Posher778
02-11-2007, 10:04 AM
Maybe something like Thomas george still cant speel gud
The STE
02-11-2007, 03:06 PM
Thomasgeorge canceled due to lack of interest
Newb Declared Older Than Dirt!
Feb. 11, 2007 (AP) - After much stir in the scientific community, forum member newb has been declared the oldest natural formation on the planet. "When the carbon dating test failed, we didn't know what to think," replied one scientists. "What can you do? Radiocarbon dating is only good for 60,000 years." Although some naturalists want to label him as pre-existing the dawn of time, most put his appearance right before the Precambrian period.
ha ha ha........wait.........what...........you young little fucker:mad:
:D