lets see how far this gets..

[stubbornforgey]

This game ..post something nice about yourself
example: I think my ass is sexy...

the next poster comes in and says something like
example:yeah..untill you walk and then your ass becomes an insult to the human race.

and then he/she posts something nice about themselves..ecetera ecetera.

(lets laugh at ourselves ppl...if you don't like the insults then don't play and and puhlease..no ;ooh baby..hubba hubba crap)
i will start :o




i like the way my body sways when i dance...

[monalisa]

i like the way my body sways when i dance...

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby.
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I like the way my eyes can look right through people.

[stubbornforgey]

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby.
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!



I like the way my eyes can look right through people. LOL


i love how your eyes go all crooked when you smile :p



don't you think my legs look sexy in this dress..??

[monalisa]

LOL


i love how your eyes go all crooked when you smile :p



don't you think my legs look sexy in this dress..??

Ah, yah, they look, um, STURDY! :p

(are we the only ones playing?)


My hair flows freely in the breeze.

[Gus]

you have split ends







my ankles are clean

[Shadow]

you have split ends







my ankles are clean

Shame the rest of you isnt :p

:rolleyes: I have a nice smile :D

[stubbornforgey]

is this before or after you got the dog to lick off the cowshit.?


i think my fingers a nice and slender ..

[Phalanx]

i think my fingers a nice and slender ..
Too bad there's just not enough of them to satisfy you.

i still have most of my hair and all of my teeth.
Too bad most of your hair is on your ass and you keep those teeth on a pink dental floss necklace.

My nipples are symmetrical.

[stubbornforgey]

Too bad there's just not enough of them to satisfy you.


My nipples are symmetrical.

that makes your ass semi circled




my ears are nicely shaped

[Phalanx]

As a TENT...

My blood tastes metallic.

[Roderick Usher]

...when it's that time of the month

I have long curly hair (should be an easy one)

[The Flayed One]

My blood tastes metallic.

At least there's one part that doesn't taste like shit!

I have tattoos of Greek statue heads on my right arm.

[stubbornforgey]

At least there's one part that doesn't taste like shit!

I have tattoos of Greek statue heads on my right arm.


for future erectile problems





my nose is kinda cute

[Roderick Usher]

my nose is kinda cute

Shame about the rest of the face

I have a sparkeling personality

[stubbornforgey]

Shame about the rest of the face

I have a sparkeling personality



thats only because your wife allows you to have one.




my friends say em good at communicating with strangers

[bloodrayne]

yes there great for an albino!

im hot and bald .
That's what happens when you boil someone


I'm a good mom

[Gus]

That's what happens when you boil someone


I'm a good mom



untill your on the internet posting on a forum



my armpits smell like right-gaurd natrually

[monalisa]

but your ass smells like fish.

i make great threads.

Too bad they're made out of people's tendons. Oh wait, wrong type of threads. Oh well.


My legs are long.

[bloodrayne]

My legs are long.Yeah, that's what all the guys at the truck stop say


I have long hair

[ferretchucker]

when standing next to a newborn baby.


I have good facial expressions

[stubbornforgey]

when standing next to a newborn baby.


I have good facial expressions


that easily break mirrors once my reflection is shown.



I love cheesy pizza

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

i take it back .. apparently i was wrong.

hahaha.......

[DP McCoy]

that easily break mirrors once my reflection is shown.



I love cheesy pizza

and it shows on your thighs.



i have a hairy chest

[halloweenfreak1]

I have a six pack

[stubbornforgey]

I thought you were supposed to say something NICE about yourself? ;)



I love traditional (read: not spaghetti and meatballs bs) italian food



how long do you soak in the bath with it..??




some people say i sound like mariah carey when i sing

[Gus]

after there drunk






my stomach is not fat

[Elvis_Christ]

my stomach is not fat

When you're wearing a gridle (along with your manbra).

I'm a very charming drunk

[Haunted]

To male weasles

I have very beautiful eyes

[Elvis_Christ]

To male weasles

I have very beautiful eyes

For the female eqivilent of Marty Feldman
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/62/MartyFeldman.jpg/180px-MartyFeldman.jpg

I'm filthy rich

[The_Return]

....too bad you cant afford a shower.


I watch alot of movies

[Despare]

I watch alot of movies

Because girls won't talk to you...


I feel great.

[Bacchus]

LOL


i love how your eyes go all crooked when you smile :p



don't you think my legs look sexy in this dress..??

I can't see you, so how can I answer that?

[Disease]

Because girls won't talk to you...


I feel great.

For some one who's about to DIE!


I'm a great cook.

[The STE]

Yeah, but you cook food for dogs, and they lick their own asses


I'm better than everybody else in every way

[Disease]

Yeah, in your pyhcosis

I'm a realy funny guy in real life

[Despare]

Yeah, in your pyhcosis

I'm a realy funny guy in real life

Really funny looking!

I'm very calculating.

[Disease]

That's what all the hookers are sayeing about you aswell


Ive got strong arms

[The STE]

And you use those arms to mangle the English language.


I'm awesome

[monalisa]

The voices in my head told me so.


I am adored by many.

[The_Return]

...Many of my 300 cats.


I get good marks in school

[monalisa]

Ha! Skid marks on your underwear.

I'm kind to animals.

[stubbornforgey]

sexually molesting dogs is not being kind..




i think before i speak

[Elvis_Christ]

sexually molesting dogs is not being kind..




i think before i speak


:D Kiwi's cherp crudley sista!

I'm so drunk tables were danced under, over and my fingers are clever.

[Haunted]

enough to tickle testicles well

I'm very well kept

[Elvis_Christ]

But neither of them can find the shift key?

I need more braaaaaiinnnssssssssss, more cops more paramedics and more cider.

[Haunted]

You need to stop trying so hard to be cool.

I like astronomy

[monalisa]

Cuz your head's in the clouds.

I'm intelligent.

[Haunted]

(that was good)

Always being able to guess the number of jelly beans does not make you intelligent

I am very knowledgeable about the Occult

[ferretchucker]

the "helo bunny" occult.

I have good taste in clothes.

[The_Return]

...if you were a caveman.


Im in good shape

[Despare]

...if you were a caveman.


Im in good shape

Round's a good shape... (ZING!)

I have my appendix still.

[DP McCoy]

Round's a good shape... (ZING!)

I have my appendix still.

But my bowels keep moving!



i have thick hair...

[Gus]

Round's a good shape... (ZING!)

I have my appendix still.



cuz you cant afford the surgeory



my my elbows are symetrical

[Despare]

But my bowels keep moving!



i have thick hair...

On my back.


I get lots of Vitamin C.

[Gus]

too late.....its probably the beer

[The_Return]

Posting a new one?

[pinkerton]

On my back.


I get lots of Vitamin C.




In Flintstone vitamins







I am a wonderful member of this forum.

[bloodrayne]

I am a wonderful member of this forum.Yes, I'm sure you're full of wonder that you're still a member of this forum...lol


I have perfect teeth

[pinkerton]

For a bat-girl



I am the most coherent poster on HDC

[The_Return]

...which, looking at the competition, is nothing to brag about.


Im a great actor

[pinkerton]

In gay porn






I am one sexy mofo.....

[Gus]

your father's opinion doesnt count




i dont get drunk quick

[pinkerton]

You have to drink Zima fast







I am hung like an infant.

[The_Return]

Just like your mom


I have great taste in music

[Gus]

...I am hung like an infant.
..............................

[pinkerton]

Just like your mom


I have great taste in music





If your Boy George




I love to show off my man boobs

[The_Return]

...to kids at the playground.


Im really tired

[Gus]

Just like your mom



my fingers are average length

[The_Return]

DELETED POSTmnbv

[Gus]

what do you mean, i said just like you mom

[The_Return]

what do you mean, i said just like you mom

Yeah, I get it now. Sorry dude, Im too damn tired.

So where were we? Oh yeah, right:

"my fingers are average length"

Perfect size for your asshole.


Im very well organized

[Gus]

no, now i dont want to play anymore

[pinkerton]

With your gay porn collection







I am the best cook in the world

[monalisa]

I marinate the bodies so they're nice and tender.

I'm very patient.

[stubbornforgey]

uhuh..mental patient...



my mommy loves me

[pinkerton]

uhuh..mental patient...



my mommy loves me


Me too.





I have a snake man.

[bloodrayne]

But not the way your daddy does...ewww



I have beautiful kids

[stubbornforgey]

they must take after thier father





my ears are pretty

[Haunted]

Unfortunately, they're your best feature

I have noblesse oblige.

[bloodrayne]

I have noblesse oblige.I hope you're not contagious...:p



I have a somewhat fun personality

[stubbornforgey]

I hope you're not contagious...:p



I have a somewhat fun personality


for a morgue maybe :p




i have the cutest of smiles

[monalisa]

...when I have my teeth in.


I'm trustworthy.

[stubbornforgey]

...when I have my teeth in.


I'm trustworthy.



to put the weekly garbage out...




i can run real fast

[Haunted]

for a midget

I have a great sense of style

[can't get enough gore]

to put the weekly garbage out...




i can run real fast


for an ampute



i am a great friend

[The_Return]

Is that what your blowup doll says?


Im very smart

[can't get enough gore]

Is that what your blowup doll says?


Im very smart

for a mental patient



i like to watch horror films

[Disease]

Even though you can't afford a tv


I am spankingly hansome

[can't get enough gore]

Even though you can't afford a tv


I am spankingly hansome


for a gary bucey look-a-like :D




i like to have fun

[Disease]

with hookers


I'm very big down under

[can't get enough gore]

with hookers


I'm very big down under


at least when he is around asian people :p


i am good at making people laugh

[monalisa]

Too bad they're laughing AT you and not WITH you.


I'm very generous.

[monalisa]

and I can do the Thorazine shuffle!

I AM very generous. :p

[Shadow]

it is better to give an STD than receive !!


I'm a pretty decent voilleyball player.

Shame we are playing tennis

I am a great dancer.

[pinkerton]

For a person with no legs.







I like pizza.

[monalisa]

That's why you have man boobies.

I am an open-minded person.

[pinkerton]

The air breezes right through your ears!






I look like a handsome Ron Jeremy

[Haunted]

So that's what you tell the twelve year old boys online...

I'm very sweet

[Haunted]

Not to be ethnocentric, but that's vile and wretched and disturbing

I've very clean

[monalisa]

i was pretty proud of that one :D

and i left myself wide open for a worse reponse

OK, just spread your butt cheeks a liiiitle bit more, yah, that's it!


I'm noctornal, so I can be awake at the most amazing times.

[monalisa]

Damn I love this thread! Thank you stubbs!!!!! :D

[Haunted]

@ Urge- Umm... I was trying to be subtle and to leave it open for interpretation. You know, I could have been saying that here in America it's vile and wretched and disgusting to love your children. (If you look at some children: spoiled or abused, left completely alone all the time or over protected to the extreme, you might think that's true).

@-Mona-

What when everything but the Circle K and Walmart is fucking closed?

I'm witty

[bloodrayne]

I'm noctornal, so I can be awake at the most amazing times.Like even when you're having sex and EVERYTHING...lol


I'm a Scorpio

[monalisa]

@ Urge- Umm... I was trying to be subtle and to leave it open for interpretation. You know, I could have been saying that here in America it's vile and wretched and disgusting to love your children. (If you look at some children: spoiled or abused, left completely alone all the time or over protected to the extreme, you might think that's true).

@-Mona-

What when everything but the Circle K and Walmart is fucking closed?

I'm witty


Don't over-analyze this one (like I would :) ) This one is purely just for fun!!! Say whatever you want! :D

[Haunted]

So, like the rest of the zodiac you're a slave to us Aries

I'm a Witch

[monalisa]

Like even when you're having sex and EVERYTHING...lol


I'm a Scorpion

So I'll sting your stupid ass!

I'm so cool. :rolleyes:

[Haunted]

Don't over-analyze this one (like I would :) ) This one is purely just for fun!!! Say whatever you want! :D

Oh, I was just responding to urge's comment that wasn't actually an "in game" response. We got off topic, kind of like you and I just did

[monalisa]

Oh, I was just responding to urge's comment that wasn't actually an "in game" response. We got off topic, kind of like you and I just did

I know. ;)

[monalisa]

i'm a unicorn



i've never been fired from a job

But I've been burned at the stake.



I love nature.

[monalisa]

And natural Herpes remedies.

I'm a stallion.

Too bad I'm hung like a Hamster.


I like to try different things.

[Gus]

Too bad I'm hung like a Hamster.


I like to try different things.



thats why your mom disowned you



i have 20/20 vision

[pinkerton]

When its rubbed on your crotch.





I have a big screen tv.

[Gus]

strapped around your fat wrist for a watch





my hair is dark black

[Gus]

Except for when it's filled with sperm.

I am a true champion.



at getting gay




im pretty smart

[pinkerton]

strapped around your fat wrist for a watch




Sorry to interrupt but that was a great burn!Kudos Gus!!!!!!!

[Gus]

Compared to omcdave


that was a low blow

[pinkerton]

at getting gay




im pretty smart






For a 3rd grader



I am the coolest guy in the world

[bloodrayne]

Umm...You should wear clothes when you're standing in the kitchen with the freezer open...





I've won awards in regional competitions

[Haunted]

Considering they're the only creatures who can stand your smell

I'm flexible

[can't get enough gore]

Considering they're the only creatures who can stand your smell

I'm flexible

thats why your boyfriend loves you



i love women

[Gus]

thats why your boyfriend loves you



i love women



but they dont love you






my skin is pimple free

[can't get enough gore]

but they dont love you






my skin is pimple free

thats what your family tells you to make you feel better



i enjoy life

[Despare]

thats what your family tells you to make you feel better



i enjoy life

Which takes a great deal of both naivety and stupidity.


I like denim.

[bloodrayne]

I like denim.
Cuz it looks so good on the cowboys




My eyes change colors

[~Chainsaw~]

...on little kids

I am a gift from God. I am God's way of slapping Satan in the face. Fucking red serpent pussy!

[Haunted]

Somebody around here doesn't take their antipsychotics like they're supposed to...


I'm very creative

[bloodrayne]

But the fingerpaints get on my clothes




I have LOTS of energy

[The Flayed One]

Somebody around here doesn't take their antipsychotics like they're supposed to...


I'm very creative

Sweetie, spattering the wall with feces isn't considered creative; it's disturbing (even if you do it in a Jackson Pollock type way)


I've been told I resemble Johnny Depp.

[Dude Guadalupe]

more like the toxic avenger




I can play the drums

[Haunted]

@Flayed

By a person who has rare disorder in which they see people as if they were a Picaso painting.

.

@Rayne

Get your finger out of the fucking light outlet!!!

@Dude

Banging pots and pans while Rayne is cooking doesn't constitute as talent.


Since you all responded at once...


I'm inspiring

[bloodrayne]

@ Haunted...Nice wrap up :)

@ Dustin...I miss you :(

[bloodrayne]

I'm inspiring9/10 psychos say you give them great new ideas



I'm tall

[Dude Guadalupe]

Tall enough to punch a midget in the nuts




I can cook

[The Flayed One]

Tall enough to punch a midget in the nuts




I can cook

Most people don't consider masturbating while you wait for the bag of microwave popcorn to be done "cooking"


I can grow a really thick beard.

[Dude Guadalupe]

back hair is not a beard.



I have tattoos

[bloodrayne]

I have tattoos
Yeah...You tattooed your girlfriend's name on your thingy...Luckily it only had three letters, or it wouldn't fit



I'm female

[Dude Guadalupe]

And both are penetrated regularly



I lived past 20

[Dude Guadalupe]

I have to admitt it was a good set-up

[can't get enough gore]

And both are penetrated regularly



I lived past 20

counting to twenty can be hard sometimes



I drink milk

[monalisa]

counting to twenty can be hard sometimes



I drink milk

Oh for God's sake, will you PLEASE leave your mother's breasts alone for once!


I have a twisted sense of humor.

[can't get enough gore]

Oh for God's sake, will you PLEASE leave your mother's breasts alone for once!


I have a twisted sense of humor.

its hard being insane isnt it????



I like spaghetti

[monalisa]

its hard being insane isnt it????



I like spaghetti

and meaty balls.



I like to take walks.

[can't get enough gore]

and meaty balls.



I like to take walks.

too bad you dont have legs



i am fat

[monalisa]

too bad you dont have legs



i am fat

so don't let me sit on your Chihuahua or it will be lost forever.



I have cute little toes.

[DP McCoy]

i keep them in a jar at the side of the bed!



i have nice eyebrows...

[can't get enough gore]

so don't let me sit on your Chihuahua or it will be lost forever.



I have cute little toes.

ughhh you should really do something about the gang greene


I like pizza

[can't get enough gore]

i keep them in a jar at the side of the bed!



i have nice eyebrows...

the unibrow isnt very attractive


i can be a little racist sometimes

[Dude Guadalupe]

That's because you're only 3 feet tall



I have blue eyes

[can't get enough gore]

That's because you're only 3 feet tall



I have blue eyes

so do I!!!!(seriously actually i am 6'0")


i like to smell good

[stubbornforgey]

That's because you're only 3 feet tall



I have blue eyes


one blue (blew) this way
one blue (blew) the other

'can't get enought gore'



i smell good..


for a pig ~~







I love toast

[can't get enough gore]

one blue (blew) this way
one blue (blew) the other

'can't get enought gore'



i smell good..


for a pig ~~







I love toast


nobody gives a shit


I dont like toast

[Despare]

nobody gives a shit


I dont like toast

Which proves that your poor taste extends beyond movies.


I drink Canadian beer.

[bloodrayne]

I drink Canadian beer.
Because the Canadian beer gut is somehow more sexy than the American one



I love rain storms

[Gus]

Because the Canadian beer gut is somehow more sexy than the American one



I love rain storms



cuz your lazy ass dont have to get up and do nothing





my fingernail's are clean

[bloodrayne]

my fingernail's are cleanBut, my THUMBS on the other hand, have been stuck up my ass all day




Horror is my life

[Haunted]

But, my THUMBS on the other hand, have been stuck up my ass all day




Horror is my life

Well, no wonder he won't help us. He's fucking miserable!


I'm multi talented.

[stubbornforgey]

picking ones nose with thier tongue is not talent.





I love orange juice

[Gus]

picking ones nose with thier tongue is not talent.





I love orange juice

licked off me by homeless

my shoes are brand new

[stubbornforgey]

licked off me by homeless

my shoes are brand new


did the previous owner just die?



i love my hair

[newb]

did the previous owner just die?



i love my hair

So do the rats that live in it.




My eyes are blue

[Gus]

My eyes are blue



like my balls





my feet dont stink

[Despare]

like my balls





my feet dont stink

Because they're the only part of your body you wash.


I have some really good hot sauce.

[stubbornforgey]

Because they're the only part of your body you wash.


I have some really good hot sauce.


T.M.O




my lingerie all match

[paws the great]

If only you could find a man...to take all your matching lingerie off.



I'm very strange!!

[Elvis_Christ]

I'm very strange!!


Well you were conceived by the weak sperm of two slippery hillbillies who slipped and droped you on your head when you were born.

I'm tuffer than Vin Diesel

[paws the great]

RIGHT!..when he's passed out DRUNK!




I've got a lot of DVD's.

[bloodrayne]

I've got a lot of DVD's.
They just keep making so many of those Barney episodes




I miss my guy...

[Miss Olivia]

Mostly clown porn.

I know kung fu.

[Elvis_Christ]

I know kung fu.

But so does Keanu Reeves and look how smart he is.

I make the best crackers when I'm stonned.

[stubbornforgey]

But so does Keanu Reeves and look how smart he is.

I make the best crackers when I'm stonned.





you should be stoned just for making them





I am from middle earth.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Middle aged earth.



I've got great will power.

[Gus]

I've got great will power,..



and can finally stop eating dog crap!




my room is clean

[Roderick Usher]

my room is clean

But your mind is overflowing with raw sewage

I'm good with numbers

[bloodrayne]

my room is clean
and white...and padded...and quiet...and soooo niiiice....



I have little ears

[bloodrayne]

I'm good with numbersI can match up all the colors with them...I'm an artist



Little ears

[Despare]

I can match up all the colors with them...I'm an artist



Little ears

Among other strange mutations.


I have a nice digital camera.

[stubbornforgey]

Among other strange mutations.


I have a nice digital camera.

for shooting porn




my life is just great

[Despare]

for shooting porn




my life is just great

Even online the sarcasm comes through loud and clear.


I'm pretty good at most sports.

[stubbornforgey]

Even online the sarcasm comes through loud and clear.


I'm pretty good at most sports.




humping old ladies legs is not a sport





my teeth are perfect

[can't get enough gore]

humping old ladies legs is not a sort





my teeth are perfect

i cant say the same for the rest of your face



I like hockey

[Miss Olivia]

Especially the big sticks.

I can cook.

[can't get enough gore]

Especially the big sticks.

I can cook.

thats why i always order pizza




I like video games

[stubbornforgey]

thats why i always order pizza




I like video games

I didn't know Sesame street came out in Ps2





I can jump real high

[can't get enough gore]

I didn't know Sesame street came out in Ps2





I can jump real high

oh yeah my friend told me you were good in bed:D



i like violence

[Haunted]

You also try to hard to fit in


I'm cynical

[can't get enough gore]

You also try to hard to fit in


I'm cynical

I do not!!!!!

@ haunted
you forgot insane



i like to meet new friends

[The_Return]

Just because you can pay them to say they are, hookers arent really your friends.


I hate math

[stubbornforgey]

Just because you can pay them to say they are, hookers arent really your friends.


I hate math





use your fingers and toes .




I hate housework

[Gus]

I hate math,..



ill never get the hang of addition.




my breath smells like weed

[stubbornforgey]

ill never get the hang of addition.




my breath smells like weed



then stop eating dandylions






my computer rocks

[Haunted]

Well, Texas Instruments products do constitute being from "the Stone Age."


I believe in protecting wildlife

[Gus]

my computer rocks..

and belongs in rehab



my house is very clean

[Gus]

ok i fixed it

[Shadow]

and belongs in rehab



my house is very clean

Well the roaches think so

I am a good singer

[Gus]

I am a good singer..

for a transvestite.



my hearing is perfect

[stubbornforgey]

for a transvestite.



my hearing is perfect

for a geriatric




i love greenery

[DP McCoy]

for a geriatric




i love greenery

pity it's in my teeth.



i have freckles

[Gus]

i have freckles...

in the shape of a penis on my face.


my biceps are cut

[stubbornforgey]

in the shape of a penis on my face.


my biceps are cut


em pegging you mean cute..??
so are the biceps on a bullocks ass





my complexion is radiant

[Haunted]

Raw pimples are always a shiny red

I maintain high standards

[DP McCoy]

Raw pimples are always a shiny red

I maintain high standards

of mediocrity



i have strong thighs...

[can't get enough gore]

of mediocrity



i have strong thighs...

your boyfriend just loves them



I like the people on this site

[Gus]

I like the people on this site,..


they dont judge me for being ugly.

im a good listener.

[Despare]

they dont judge me for being ugly.

im a good listener.

But couldn't put together a sentence for the life of me.

I have very white socks.

[Gus]

I have very white socks,...

my underware on the other hand...


my body is fit

[can't get enough gore]

But couldn't put together a sentence for the life of me.

I have very white socks.

i cant say the same for your teeth



i like pepsi

[can't get enough gore]

my underware on the other hand...


my body is fit

if only your face could get into shape



i like coca cola

[stubbornforgey]

i cant say the same for your teeth



i like pepsi


its good for removing nail polish





i listen to music from the 70's/80's

[Gus]

i listen to music from the 70's/80's..

im old.





im young

[stubbornforgey]

im old.





im young

regular nappy change then ?

[monalisa]

regular nappy change then ?

Hey stubbs! You forgot to compliment yourself to keep this going.

(Pssssst, never mind, see my next post.)

[monalisa]

Hey stubbs! You forgot to compliment yourself to keep this going.

OK, I'm bored, I'll do one for ya.

My my stubbs, you have a cute accent. Too bad about all the incoherent mumbling. :p


I like a wide variety of music.

[stubbornforgey]

OK, I'm bored, I'll do one for ya.

My my stubbs, you have a cute accent. Too bad about all the incoherent mumbling. :p


I like a wide variety of music.


all jumbled up..just like your brain





I love to fly

[monalisa]

all jumbled up..just like your brain





I love to fly

But you've got to stop trying to fly off of highrise buildings!


I like to pamper loved ones.

[bloodrayne]

I like to pamper loved ones.But someday you may meet a guy who doesn't WANT to wear diapers




I'm an honest person

[monalisa]

But someday you may meet a guy who doesn't WANT to wear diapers




I'm an honest person

At least that's what I tell people while I'm sucking their bank account dry.



My pets are spoiled.

[can't get enough gore]

At least that's what I tell people while I'm sucking their bank account dry.



My pets are spoiled.

oh yeah i heard about that 33 pound cat you owned



I like pop

[stubbornforgey]

oh yeah i heard about that 33 pound cat you owned



I like pop


pop and granny love you too






i get on well with everybody

[can't get enough gore]

pop and granny love you too






i get on well with everybody

you also like to "get it on" with everybody



I hate orange juice

[stubbornforgey]

you also like to "get it on" with everybody



I hate orange juice


then don't swim in it.




I hate Homer simpson

[can't get enough gore]

then don't swim in it.




I hate Homer simpson

but you love comic book guy



I cant swim

[stubbornforgey]

but you love comic book guy



I cant swim

but you look so cute in your ducky wucky floater





I want to be a doctor

[Gus]

I want to be a doctor,..

so i can rub my breasts with rubber gloves.






i know karate

[can't get enough gore]

so i can rub my breasts with rubber gloves.






i know karate

a white belt doesnt count



i like to listen to heavy metal

[Haunted]

So, how many DUI's do you have?


I'm extremely intelligent

[bloodrayne]

I'm extremely intelligentI came out WAY ahead of all of the test monkeys in the primate intelligence study





I have big feet

[Haunted]

I came out WAY ahead of all of the test monkeys in the study





I have big feet

(You did?! Excellent!!..sorry)

You know what they say about women with big feet? No boobs, no brain, no... just big feet.


I have healthy habits

[bloodrayne]

I have healthy habitsYour leiderhosen on the other hand, is looking a little sick...Oh well, role playing is fun anyway



I have a twisted mind

[Haunted]

Yes, but when it gets to the point that it doesn't actually work... you need to consider help...



I've got great taste in music

[bloodrayne]

I've got great taste in musicYes, but...You really aren't supposed to eat your CDs...



I know some really awesome people

[can't get enough gore]

Yes, but...You really aren't supposed to eat your CDs...



I know some really awesome people

your mother,father....they are pretty famous people:rolleyes:



i like steak

[Haunted]

Damnit, Dave, I had to change this.

Cats...

So, now you're the stereotypical lonely man with 8 bazillion cats that don't know how to use the dirtbox.

I type very well.

[can't get enough gore]

yes but the dead dont count


i love cats.

having sex with animals is cruel



i like spaghetti

[can't get enough gore]

How many arteries are actually functioning? My guess is one.



I type really well.

hunting and pecking doesnt count



I like to sleep

[Haunted]

Yeah? Well you shouldn't sleep and do other things at the same time.


I'm happy.

[can't get enough gore]

Yeah? Well you shouldn't sleep and do other things at the same time.


I'm happy.

lay off the weed



i'm love to live life

[Dante'sInferno]

You sure do "love" yourself :D


I love nine inch nails...






Somebody call me retarded come on!

[can't get enough gore]

You sure do "love" yourself :D


I love nine inch nails...






Somebody call me retarded come on!

ok you are retarded:D


i like anime

[Dante'sInferno]

You like anime dicks!



Alucard could kill sephiroth "hint hint"


This is for haunted

[can't get enough gore]

You like anime dicks!



Alucard could kill sephiroth "hint hint"


This is for haunted

how about you say something good about yourself so we can shoot you down:D

[Haunted]

Dante needs to pick better arguments, and can't get enough...I shouldn't go further needs to stop and think before he responds in this little game



I have valuable skills


(Dante, respond to the PM I sent you. That way I can give the information that you wanted)

[can't get enough gore]

Dante needs to pick better arguments, and can't get enough...I shouldn't go further needs to stop and think before he responds in this little game



I have valuable skills


(Dante, respond to the PM I sent you. That way I can give the information that you wanted)

male prostitution is not a skill


I like to read

[Dante'sInferno]

Yeah the thing you memerized.


I love smelling my own farts.There is that better?:D

[Haunted]

Dante, that's not a compliment to yourself.


I'm in the groove


(By the way, CGEG, I'm female, very female, born that way too. Therefore, it's very very impossible for me to engage in male prostitution. Nice try, though).

[can't get enough gore]

Yeah the thing you memerized.


I love smelling my own farts.There is that better?:D

you also like smelling others farts as well:eek:



i drink pepsi

[can't get enough gore]

Dante, that's not a compliment to yourself.


I'm in the groove


(By the way, CGEG, I'm female, very female, born that way too. Therefore, it's very very impossible for me to engage in male prostitution. Nice try, though).

(ooops:D :D :D )

too bad you cant dance


I watch tv

[Dante'sInferno]

Of male porn,and your bootleg videos scare me.



Oh and um...I have a bigger nin collection then all of you..

[can't get enough gore]

Of male porn,and your bootleg videos scare me.



Oh and um...I have a bigger nin collection then all of you..

hey believe me....if i didnt have a girl friend id be watching porn to:D




I drink pepsi

[Dante'sInferno]

Original

But you will always remain a fairy



I have a sexy voice,some have said.

[can't get enough gore]

Original

But you will always remain a fairy



I have a sexy voice,some have said.

especially your blow-up doll



I drink coca cola