lets see how far this gets..

[Dante'sInferno]

You stole mine,so i have none,so with that said you a liar and a perv!Good Ridance!



I can play nine inch nails on my bass guitar.

[can't get enough gore]

You stole mine,so i have none,so with that said you a liar and a perv!Good Ridance!



I can play nine inch nails on my bass guitar.

wow!!! i am proud:rolleyes:



I perfer PC over mac

[Dante'sInferno]

Atlest i have talent,unlike you.





I prefer Jimi Hendrix over Kurt Cobain.

[can't get enough gore]

Atlest i have talent,unlike you.





I prefer Jimi Hendrix over Kurt Cobain.

ahhh something we can agree on



I drink monster energy drink

[Dante'sInferno]

You like green dont you?I prefer blue.blue energy drink would be awsome



Oh Eraser by nine inch nails owns you.

[can't get enough gore]

You like green dont you?I prefer blue.blue energy drink would be awsome



Oh Eraser by nine inch nails owns you.

monster energy fucking owns...there is a blue but its just the can and its sugar free:(

[Dante'sInferno]

Well that sucks,LONG LIVE THE FLYIN G SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!





Yes i'm hyper.

[can't get enough gore]

Well that sucks,LONG LIVE THE FLYIN G SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!





Yes i'm hyper.

as far as energy drinks go monster owns....and yes the flying spaghetti monster...........OWNS!!!!!!

i'm not even hyper

[Dante'sInferno]

I'm on pills what do you expect?



Do these pants make my ass look big???

[can't get enough gore]

I'm on pills what do you expect?



Do these pants make my ass look big???

men dont care(you are a guy right???)


anyway you mean addicted to pills:D or a medical condition

i am guessing both:p

[Dante'sInferno]

Well i had an anger problem awhile back,but since im on medication its fixed,but it has nothin g to do with the pills,i just had alot of sugar and chocolate today.Oh and yes im a guy,I come up with off the wall stuff.Ask anyone,hell most of these people thought i was on acid for the longest time.Bujt i wasnt.

[Gus]

both of you are cops


my hair is short

[can't get enough gore]

both of you are cops


my hair is short

what exactly are you trying to say????

[Dante'sInferno]

I'm not a cop....wait the last time i checked i wasnt.

[can't get enough gore]

both of you are cops


my hair is short

it seems like the lesbian look is hip nowadays:D

[Gus]

so what, thats it?
your done playing?

[can't get enough gore]

so what, thats it?
your done playing?

*sigh*


I like pepsi

[can't get enough gore]

cant you see me and dante were having a nice convo....now i am going to own you

[Gus]

....now i am going to own you

you better not be white talking like that.



i'll beat your ass in a fight.

[Dante'sInferno]

Now now ladies,who dropped the soap?





One question,what the hell am i talking about?I dont know.Commence your fight.

[can't get enough gore]

you better not be white talking like that.



i'll beat your ass in a fight.

slapping like some gay guy wont help:D :D



I like women

[Dante'sInferno]

That's not what you said to the transvestite hooker i bougfht you last night.


Oh!I like pancakes!!!!

[can't get enough gore]

That's not what you said to the transvestite hooker i bougfht you last night.


Oh!I like pancakes!!!!

especially with vicodin in them




i like french pancakes

[Dante'sInferno]

Okay you win,im out.

[Gus]

i like french pancakes,..

rammed up my ass.




i smell clean

[can't get enough gore]

rammed up my ass.




i smell clean

lying is a sin:D



I like toast

[pinkerton]

rammed up my ass.




i smell clean



For a bums nut sack.




I like to eat baby back ribs.

[can't get enough gore]

For a bums nut sack.




I like to eat baby back ribs.

he also likes to eat babies



I drink diet pepsi

[Gus]

I like to eat baby back ribs,..

they remind me of my mom's penis.



im a young stud.

[can't get enough gore]

they remind me of my mom's penis.



im a young stud.

keep dreaming



I hate school

[Gus]

I hate school,..

all the kids call me stupid.


i have my g.e.d.

[can't get enough gore]

all the kids call me stupid.


i have my g.e.d.

in idiocracy



i like burger king

[Gus]

i like burger king so much i dig through their trash cans for scraps.





my back isnt hunched.

[stubbornforgey]

my back isnt hunched.



says the elephant man...






I love the news

[Haunted]

Honey, Fox News is not let me repeat is not "fair and balanced."


I am very introspective

[Disease]

for a hermit!

i have glass testicles

[can't get enough gore]

for a hermit!

i have glass testicles

cause my old ones got moldy




I drink pepsi

[Disease]

through a straw



I have seductive powers

[can't get enough gore]

through a straw



I have seductive powers

your blow up doll falls for them everytime




I like to drink milk

[The_Return]

Somebody tell him that Daddy's special sauce isnt milk...


I have long hair

[monalisa]

Somebody tell him that Daddy's special sauce isnt milk...


I have long hair

It goes down to my knees (heh-heh).


I don't expect a lot from people.

[Gus]

I don't expect a lot from people, just there special sauce.



my ex-girlfriends name was lisa

[monalisa]

I want to play this one again, but GUS was the last responder and it won't let me quote him. So, I'll manually quote him. Everyone remember how this one works? Our beloved Stubbs started it...


From GUS...

my ex-girlfriends name was lisa

My response...

You use that in past tense....hmmmm...don't wanna know anymore.


I have ambidextrous toes. I can pick up almost anything with them.

[stubbornforgey]

I want to play this one again, but GUS was the last responder and it won't let me quote him. So, I'll manually quote him. Everyone remember how this one works? Our beloved Stubbs started it...


From GUS...

my ex-girlfriends name was lisa

My response...

You use that in past tense....hmmmm...don't wanna know anymore.


I have ambidextrous toes. I can pick up almost anything with them.



and can even shave your beard too




i have a weird taste for snickers bars

[stubbornforgey]

its because you eat so much cat food !



women love me .


love to see the back of you




my ears are pretty

[stubbornforgey]

and you love dumbo for a reason.



i look good bald .

put your pants back on'





i look good in blue

[stubbornforgey]

oh a blue lamp post ...hey it moved :eek:



i drive great .

try telling that to the pedestrian you just knocked over




I drive better :o

[stubbornforgey]

better than a blind monkey...

I am a great writer

yes ..your grafitti looks good on wallmarts walls




i hate baked beans

[monalisa]

Only when Jen blows on the skin flute!:eek: :D



Dolls freak me out.

Just close and lock the door. Don't mind the sound of their little fists pounding and pounding on the door...getting louder and louder...they can't get in, no no they can't....Just keep telling yourself that.


(BTW, why did this thread get moved????)



I forgive people.

[stubbornforgey]

Just close and lock the door. Don't mind the sound of their little fists pounding and pounding on the door...getting louder and louder...they can't get in, no no they can't....Just keep telling yourself that.


(BTW, why did this thread get moved????)



I forgive people.

shouldn't they forgive you for pounding on thier doors ?





i listen to soul music

[bloody_ribcut]

but you dont hear it....


i dont need glasses..

[monalisa]

but you dont hear it....


i dont need glasses..


You just drink straight from the bottles.



I've started to exercize again!

[bloody_ribcut]

you can afford to lose the extra pounds...




im a good listener..

[monalisa]

you can afford to lose the extra pounds...




im a good listener..


Too bad no one will talk to you.


I like to laugh.

[stubbornforgey]

Too bad no one will talk to you.


I like to laugh.




only you find your own jokes hilarious





i know em cute

[bloody_ribcut]

for an elderly



i like the doors

[Posher778]

Too bad they closed long ago...

I like to jump on trampolines..

[bloody_ribcut]

cuz thats the only way you can scrub under your breasts.



i have a six pack

[Posher778]

Too bad I just drank the last beer...

I think gus is attractive (lol)

[bloody_ribcut]

too bad he is




my hands are smooth

[Posher778]

It's just the anal lube your boyfriend spilled on them.


I am colorblind

[bloody_ribcut]

from too much make up around your eye'z




i can do thirteen push ups

[Posher778]

Enough to match your IQ.

I listen to CDs

[bloody_ribcut]

I listen to CDs that my mommy bought me

im smell like bacon and eggs

[Posher778]

im smell like bacon and eggs

well at least I AM not smell like bacon and eggs....


I eat toothpaste

[Posher778]

Too bad you can't cook up a decent thread.

I love my life.

[bloody_ribcut]

I love my life, i have the gayest of times.




i have a g.e.d.

[Posher778]

i have a. S.T.D.

I like unicornzzzzz

[bloody_ribcut]

I like unicornzzzzz horns up my ass

you werent supposed to edit what i started with.




i am lite skinned

[Posher778]

Pale because no one wants to see your ugly face?

I have big feet.

[bloody_ribcut]

I have big feet, they smell like pee-pee


i iron my shirts

[Posher778]

Your fat wife can't make her way to the ironing board?

I eat pop tarts

[bloody_ribcut]

I eat pop tarts, then my mommy jacks me off for a dvd


im nice.......

[Posher778]

Not in bed!

I hate when people have pm's turned off.

[bloody_ribcut]

I hate when people have pm's turned off, i cant stalk them.




i think this forum needs more hot chicks

[Posher778]

We can't get hot chicks because omcdave is here!


I make fun of the wrong person in certain threads.

[bloody_ribcut]

I won $500 on an instant lottery ticket 2 weeks ago, i already spent it all on crack.

im off tomorrow

[stubbornforgey]

im off tomorrow

was nobody home to air you out..??




i just had 3 cucumber sammies

[bloody_ribcut]

are they all from the same father?



i feel good

[stubbornforgey]

are they all from the same father?



i feel good




Stop playing with daves butt .






I wish i was an astronaut

[bloody_ribcut]

so you could visit youranus. hahahahahah:)




when i was seven i played baseball for the pirates.

[stubbornforgey]

must have been hard being used as the bat .







i like certain types of insects .

[stubbornforgey]

so you could visit youranus. hahahahahah:)




when i was seven i played baseball for the pirates.


btw..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[monalisa]

must have been hard being used as the bat .







i like certain types of insects .


Especially the ones that make little nesties in your hair.


I like to Bar-B-Q.

[bloody_ribcut]

it covers up the smell of your house.



i tried out for the army.

[monalisa]

it covers up the smell of your house.



i tried out for the army.

...but all those little plastic men and their little plastic suits really FREAKED me out!



I can be gentle.

[bloody_ribcut]

for twenty dollars






i washed dishes today.

[stubbornforgey]

the trash can at mac donalds is not a dishwasher '






i just washed my hair

[monalisa]

the trash can at mac donalds is not a dishwasher '






i just washed my hair

...on my legs, then braided it.




I love seafood.

[stubbornforgey]

you sea food and eat it .









i love raw fish

[monalisa]

you sea food and eat it .









i love raw fish



You love it in the raw baby! :p



I like to pet small furry animals.

[stubbornforgey]

i heard you do that too often..you can go blind..be careful :o












i have to wear socks when i sleep'

[bloody_ribcut]

or your long toe nail's might get tangled in the quilts.




im 5'9

[monalisa]

when you wear your "super cool" KISS boots!


I like the rain.

[bloody_ribcut]

...i can take free showers.



german choclate cake is my favorite.

[monalisa]

...i can take free showers.



german choclate cake is my favorite.

But you're not supposed to use real Germans in it!


Life is short, enjoy it while you can.

[stubbornforgey]

annoy the fuck out of as many ppl possible in the process'









I am stepping out of my comfort zone

[bloody_ribcut]

all you need is the help of a forklift.





i have a guitar.

[stubbornforgey]

'with 3 strings'





i want to learn how to play classical music'

[Posher778]

Well you're old enough to fit into the era...


I eat doritos a lot.

[CryptKeeper13]

it shows ;)


I like the way I head bang.

[Posher778]

So do the other men who you give head to.



I enjoy sex.

[CryptKeeper13]

with sheep


I like my nipples

[Herbert West]

I watch barnyard porn constantly...
http://www.pasadosafehaven.org/TOURS/SheepLove.jpg


I have strong thighs...

[Posher778]

That's what HE said


I have a tight ass (rofl)

[Herbert West]

Pink spandex looks great on me.




The ladies love me....

[Posher778]

Not as much as the men.


I love women.

[Herbert West]

When they're tied up in my basement.



I'm quite charming...

[Posher778]

Your no prince.

I like waffles.

[stubbornforgey]

american pie comes to mind ..










i seperate the black jelly babies from the rest

[Herbert West]

Damn this OCD...



I have strong hands...

[stubbornforgey]

for a little pee pee..





i sing in the shower

[Herbert West]

I have to sing with the window closed, or else the neighborhood dogs try to join in.








The ladies call me Kingsnake...

[stubbornforgey]

cos your nose is bent out of shape






my neighbours always bring me gifts .

[Posher778]

cos your nose is bent out of shape






my neighbours always bring me gifts .

So do your cats!


I love cats.

[stubbornforgey]

cos they can't be trained to run away.








my fav chocolate bar is snickers. :D :D :D

[Dante'sInferno]

cos they can't be trained to run away.








my fav chocolate bar is snickers. :D :D :DHersheys chocolate pwns you.

[stubbornforgey]

Hersheys chocolate pwns you.

sheesh what a game ruiner..






have just waxed my legs.

[Shazbut]

sheesh what a game ruiner..






have just waxed my legs.

so you can rub yourself without scratching yaself!! :D




I have really noticeable green eyes.

[Dante'sInferno]

Only to go blind later...








I hate children.With a passion.

[Shazbut]

Only to go blind later...








I hate children.With a passion.

I'm blind already, the eyes are still amazingly green :p

And is hating children a nice thing about yourself??????

Something positive, so we can rip it apart, please!!!!!! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

Um.....i'm totally nice and i are teh sechzy!

[stubbornforgey]

Only to go blind later...








I hate children.With a passion.

then stop stealing thier toys :rolleyes:







i hate being right all of the time.

[horrorobsessed]

then stop stealing thier toys :rolleyes:







i hate being right all of the time.


then talk to people with double digit IQs.






i am multi-talented.

[Dante'sInferno]

then talk to people with double digit IQs.






i am multi-talented.Drooling on yourself and hitting your head against the t.v. doesnt count.





I love halloween.

[horrorobsessed]

Drooling on yourself and hitting your head against the t.v. doesnt count.





I love halloween.

you're only supposed to wear your comstume ONCE a year, not everyday.






i can cook practically anything.

[Dante'sInferno]

That doesn't mean you can stop it from setting on fire.






I like Ash,in a totally gay way.







Bwhahahaha!

[horrorobsessed]

That doesn't mean you can stop it from setting on fire.






I like Ash,in a totally gay way.







Bwhahahaha!

you also like your left hand in a totally gay way.









i read a lot.

[Dante'sInferno]

Just starring at the book doesnt count.





Er,im running out of things im good at or whatever.Oh...i like sea otters.

[horrorobsessed]

i'm sure you like molesting animals







i have really long hair.

[Dante'sInferno]

:rolleyes:


You look like cousin it now!






I don't want to play anymore,i've run out of ideas.You win.

[the_real_linda]

you lose! you lose! you lose!


im not at all competitive......

[Posher778]

i'm sure you like molesting animals







i have really long hair.

too bad no prince will climb up your tower.


I have blue eyes

[Shazbut]

too bad no prince will climb up your tower.


I have blue eyes

If I poke 'em with a big stick, they'll be red eyes! :p





I am a masseur in the professional sense! (no rude responses, perverts!) :D

[horrorobsessed]

oh, that's what they're calling a gigillo these days.






i'm sharp as a tack. (i.e. i'm smart)

[Posher778]

oh, that's what they're calling a gigillo these days.






i'm sharp as a tack. (i.e. i'm smart)

*pretending your a guy just cause this would rock*

Your dick is as big as one too! What a coincidence!



I have a brain!

[horrorobsessed]

*pretending your a guy just cause this would rock*

Your dick is as big as one too! What a coincidence!



I have a brain!

did the wizard give it to you after you guys had sex?







i can play 4 different instruments.

[stubbornforgey]

did the wizard give it to you after you guys had sex?







i can play 4 different instruments.

2 sets of spoons??










I like bread and butter..??

[Shazbut]

2 sets of spoons??










I like bread and butter..??


Yeah, found in someone else's trash can!





I like star-gazing :D

[stubbornforgey]

Yeah, found in someone else's trash can!





I like star-gazing :D


hence all the restraining orders..:D






i like being right all the time

[Dante'sInferno]

Then have conversations with things that don't fling crap at eachother.









I liked dinosaurs as a kid.

[Posher778]

It's ok to have imaginary friends...


I like the band Gorillaz

[Shazbut]

It's ok to have imaginary friends...


I like the band Gorillaz

You aint happy, but feeling glad?!! Make up ya bloody mind, wont ya! :p






I read approximately 20 books a year.

[horrorobsessed]

You aint happy, but feeling glad?!! Make up ya bloody mind, wont ya! :p






I read approximately 20 books a year.

comic and picture books don't count.









i'm going to be a junior in August.

[Gentlemen Death]

Junior, in....????

[horrorobsessed]

Junior, in....????

high school

[stubbornforgey]

comic and picture books don't count.









i'm going to be a junior in August.


woooooooohooooooooooo..back to diapers !!!








i love teaching

[Shazbut]

i love teaching

Teaching people how to cheat in exams!! :D







I enjoy contributing to forums on the internet.

[stubbornforgey]

Teaching people how to cheat in exams!! :D







I enjoy contributing to forums on the internet.

as a porn queen :D






i sometimes drink tea through a straw .

[Shazbut]

as a porn queen :D






i sometimes drink tea through a straw .

It's because of the vegetative state you are in :D





I like saving the jam bit in the middle til last, in a Jammie Dodger!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/354882747_b4848423a6_m.jpg

[Shazbut]

These insults are bloody hysterical btw!!! :p

[stubbornforgey]

It's because of the vegetative state you are in :D





I like saving the jam bit in the middle til last, in a Jammie Dodger!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/354882747_b4848423a6_m.jpg

the only part your gums can suck on with ease








i went clothes shopping yesterday.

[horrorobsessed]

with your five-finger discount?







i stayed up all night last night.

[stubbornforgey]

with your five-finger discount?







i stayed up all night last night.

cos the fur on your back was itchy..







I want a bar of chocolate right now :o

[Shazbut]

cos the fur on your back was itchy..







I want a bar of chocolate right now :o

To match the 6 bars you ate a few hours ago!! :D





I want a bar of chocolate right now (cos you bloody well mentioned the *C* word!) !!!!!!!!

[georgefbruce]

I want a bar of chocolate right now (cos you bloody well mentioned the *C* word!) !!!!!!!!

Produced from your ass...



I am an awesome friend

[Shazbut]

Produced from your ass...

LOL - yes, it puts a whole new slant on melted marsbars!!



I am an awesome friend

Well, with a friend like you who needs.......... gah! you know the rest!!



I know how to spell definitely :P

[georgefbruce]

I know how to spell definitely :P

So does Microsoft, Webster, Dictionary.com...etc...your point?



I have green eyes

[Shazbut]

So does Microsoft, Webster, Dictionary.com...etc...your point?



I have green eyes

Copy cat :p







I have a ghecko tattooed on my arm

[stubbornforgey]

Copy cat :p







I have a ghecko tattooed on my arm

its an exact likeness of the one shoved up ure ass





em drinking vanilla milkshake right now

[Shazbut]

its an exact likeness of the one shoved up ure ass





em drinking vanilla milkshake right now

Yeah, you *think* it's vanilla milkshake!!!!!!!!! :eek:






I was the tallest person in my class at age 10.

[georgefbruce]

I was the tallest person in my class at age 10.


Of course you'd be...being held back in school year after year will present such issues.




I am, in general, awesome

[stubbornforgey]

Of course you'd be...being held back in school year after year will present such issues.




I am, in general, awesome



you spelt criminally insane wrong...








i want to be a pilot.

[Shazbut]

you spelt criminally insane wrong...








i want to be a pilot.

You are *away with the faeries* - thats enough, surely ?? :p








I've got freckles on my nose!

[stubbornforgey]

You are *away with the faeries* - thats enough, surely ?? :p








I've got freckles on my nose!

is that what they call acne these days ?:D







i wish i was taller

[Shazbut]

is that what they call acne these days ?:D







i wish i was taller

It's your hunched back hunny, dont worry 'bout it! :D






I wish I wasnt addicted to hdc!!

[georgefbruce]

It's your hunched back hunny, dont worry 'bout it! :D






I wish I wasnt addicted to hdc!!


But it's the only place that will accept you





I want to see the world

[horrorobsessed]

and people in hell want ice water.









when i go to college i'm going to study astronomy.

[Shazbut]

and people in hell want ice water.









when i go to college i'm going to study astronomy.

Jeez! You think you are a STAR already - get a grip!! :p






I wanted to be an air hostess (flight attendant) when I grew up!