View Full Version : For Fanatasy Fans Everywhere
Vodstok
02-02-2007, 12:02 PM
A new fantasy movie from a well-known director is coming out this year. In it are:
Jason Statham
John Rhys-Davies
Ray Liotta
Matt Lillard (no, really)
Leelee Sobieski
Burt Reynolds (?)
Ron Perlman
Claire Forlani
Who could pull together that kind of acting muscle?
Peter Jackson?
Nope.
If that gets you excited, are you a fan of Dungeon Siege? Great game, right? Huge following?
Excited yet?!
WHo is making this MASTERPIECE!?!?!
Uwe Boll.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
sorry kids. here is the trailer. Nope, its not gonna be ANY good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRdVBik3xU&mode=related&search=
The_Return
02-02-2007, 12:07 PM
I dont care who's directing it...with a cast that awesome, it cant be all bad.
Vodstok
02-02-2007, 12:11 PM
I dont care who's directing it...with a cast that awesome, it cant be all bad.
Watch the trailer....
ive said it before, you can gold plate a piece of shit, it doesnt change the fact that it is shit.
What I don't get is why some of these good actors, knowing Uwe Boll is synonymous with crap, will even appear in one of his movies.
it can't be "the money".....could it? I mean surely people like Ben Kingsley,Ray Liotta,Verne Troyer.......ok...maybe not Verne....but the others...they can't need the bucks that bad.
Vodstok
02-02-2007, 12:36 PM
I think someone has mentioned in the past that thier agents may be responsible. The agent makes a deal, or agrees to soemthing and accidentally ropes real actors into a shit project.
Or, the actors are truly clueless. Its happened before, The Rock claimed he was a huge Doom fan and wouldnt have anything to do with the movie if it deviated too much from the game... And he seemed to miss that there were no mutants or kung fu in the game...
Vodstok
02-02-2007, 12:59 PM
Is it just me, or does she look like diet Helen Hunt?
can't get enough gore
02-02-2007, 01:32 PM
if it has jason stathman it must be good???!!!???
a mccuaig
02-02-2007, 02:21 PM
Oh good! So far on the trailer, the movie is full of riding, running, swingin and yelling! I'm already done watching it! Burt Reynolds was amazing, the way he sitting up straight and stuff!
Angra
02-03-2007, 03:47 PM
Burt Reynolds was amazing, the way he sitting up straight and stuff!
Without dying?
I gotta see this!!!
GetrDone
02-04-2007, 05:09 AM
they removed the trailer due to copyright infringement grrr
ShankS
02-04-2007, 05:34 AM
is Sheriff Buford T. Justice in this one? I really want to see a car chase.
Vodstok
02-05-2007, 05:45 AM
they removed the trailer due to copyright infringement grrr
HAHAHA!
Wishful thinking on their part.... Like it would be worth stealing...
Burning in Hell
02-09-2007, 05:16 AM
The Dragonlance animated movie will hopefully beat this to a bloody pulp.