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bloodrayne
11-02-2006, 08:16 AM
SEX...Did you know?


1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect;
no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized,
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can
make your penis grow. (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Only 16% of men shave their privates.


+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" . 43% of women use the
term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks,
8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they
are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute",
and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


+Both+
--------------------------------

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less
likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your
skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

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Did You Know?

Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles

newb
11-02-2006, 08:25 AM
amen......gotta show the wife this one....especially.....


1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.


5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

PhilnEdee
11-02-2006, 08:26 AM
Rats men, they've found us out!:mad:

newb
11-02-2006, 08:28 AM
and this one........


2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.



hee hee......not that it has any bearing........cough...cough

bloodrayne
11-02-2006, 08:28 AM
amen......gotta show the wife this one....especially.....


Heh...Yeah...According to this, I'm gonna live forever...:D

Disease
11-02-2006, 08:34 AM
where did you read that bloodrayne?

Phalanx
11-02-2006, 08:35 AM
95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

So how long 'til women have sex with the girl?

urgeok
11-02-2006, 08:40 AM
edit .. i forgot about the kids here

bloodrayne
11-02-2006, 08:41 AM
where did you read that bloodrayne?I got it from one of my friends :)

Miss Olivia
11-02-2006, 08:46 AM
So how long 'til women have sex with the girl?



Mardi Gras.

Disease
11-02-2006, 08:47 AM
so that is the word on the street, hmm, i've heard a few of them before, but 96% shaved mo hair, wow! i've have been scoreing below average then.

bloodrayne
11-02-2006, 08:53 AM
so that is the word on the street, hmm, i've heard a few of them before, but 96% shaved mo hair, wow! i've have been scoreing below average then.Maybe things are different on the other side of the world...Honestly, I don't know ANYONE who doesn't shave...Male OR female...

AmericanManiac
11-02-2006, 08:55 AM
Pretty decent list but I'm wondering about this one right here

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did they dig the dead guys up an Re-Animate them :D

Disease
11-02-2006, 08:59 AM
maybe, maybe there was some necro conotations, was ther, i'm blind.

So now we all know that rayne shaves, hooray!!! hip hooray!!! huhuha

stygianwitch
11-02-2006, 09:02 AM
So now we all know that rayne shaves, hooray!!! hip hooray!!! huhuha

and Dustin... don't forget him.... she doesn't know anybody that doesn't shave, :eek: :p :D

bloodrayne
11-02-2006, 09:17 AM
So now we all know that rayne shaves, hooray!!! hip hooray!!! huhuhaPfft...Everyone already knew that...We (all the girls AND the guys) actually had THAT discussion here at the forum almost 2 years ago...I'm telling you, there isn't ANYTHING we haven't discussed here...And I'm pretty sure that Shanks started that shaving discussion, too...Something about hiding in bushes or something...lol
and Dustin... don't forget him.... Heh...THAT'S common knowledge, too :D

Disease
11-02-2006, 09:35 AM
I was waiting for that,

orangestar
11-02-2006, 09:42 AM
There is NO WAY 60% of women have breast implants. I dont know any!

Disease
11-02-2006, 09:44 AM
:)I'm a knob

you don't say?

Disease
11-02-2006, 09:55 AM
I was obviously talking about the thread if I ever said that and not just any thread, but the thread of any so to speak, ... Am I makeing non sense at all, maybe I should go home, i mean to bed, na , i don't want to yet, i want more facts, ...I want to know how many women masturbate, where was that id survey, i never read it anyyywhere. scerw this i'm going to the drinking thread.

XtRaVa
11-02-2006, 10:22 AM
you go bud see ya later through my telescope xtrava trying to get a glimpse of you getting undressed :)

Dude, I'm so keeping my curtains closed forever now.

Disease
11-02-2006, 10:47 AM
back to horror for a minute. I watched halloween 4 again the other night and the kill where he rams his thunb through the paramedics forhead is awseome!

Burning in Hell
11-02-2006, 12:25 PM
There is NO WAY 60% of women have breast implants. I dont know any!

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Sure it was not 6 %???

urgeok
11-02-2006, 12:28 PM
could be the stats are for hollywood..

no - that would probably be closer to 90% then.

out of all my female friends (close enough to share the info) and girlfriends I've had - only 2 (friends) had implants.

maybe it's more common in the USA.

Despare
11-02-2006, 12:33 PM
There is NO WAY 60% of women have breast implants. I dont know any!

I have a friend who got them and some of her friends... and an ex who was going to. It seems to be in groups I've noticed. Seems like 3 or 4 woman who are friends all have work done, weird. Anyway, Hollywood would be included right? Just like divorce rates... they hike everything.

Burning in Hell
11-02-2006, 12:35 PM
Must have something to do with the weather up here. Of all the girlfriends I've had, none had implants.

That said, I hardly believe there are as many women walking around with implants down south...

urgeok
11-02-2006, 12:39 PM
none of the girlfriends i've had would have even considered it ..

it might be an age thing though - maybe people today see it as just a simple little thing - like getting their hair done.

i know the ones that did it was for self esteem which is pretty unfortunate..
blame the media for that one...

i dont think it should be considered unless its reconstructive surgery or the girl is practically concave ...

i know character and self esteem is harder to develop than a bust size - but its far more rewarding, natural, and it'll last longer.

Burning in Hell
11-02-2006, 12:44 PM
I've heard about these, but more than one woman in two???

Burning in Hell
11-02-2006, 12:51 PM
Well, perhaps, can't say that I come to the USA very often. But there's no way in hell these numbers are correct in Canada or Québec...

VampiricClown
11-02-2006, 12:53 PM
I can agree with some, but I am opposite of most. Sorry.

Roderick Usher
11-02-2006, 12:57 PM
The numbers don't apply to LA either. The stat is probably supposed to read 60% of women have considered getting implants.

I know 2 women in LA with implants

and...

"Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month."

Pretty sure the death rate is 100% for everyone, everywhere.

Disease
11-02-2006, 01:36 PM
I saw a realy disturbing doco about implants gone wrong with australian women the other weak

bloodrayne
11-02-2006, 04:52 PM
The numbers don't apply to LA either. The stat is probably supposed to read 60% of women have considered getting implants.

I know 2 women in LA with implants

and...

"Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month."

Pretty sure the death rate is 100% for everyone, everywhere.I thought the implant stats were kinda high, too...But I dunno, maybe if you view the entire country...And consider this, I recently watched some surgery show, and there were several young girls getting implants like they were just going to the dentist for braces or something, and that was just in middle America somewhere...It has apparently become a very common 16th or 18th birthday present, kinda fucked up, huh?...It's the same with nose jobs...It's a different time, guys...Hell, 15 years ago the SHAVING thing would have probably only been about 20%...Oh, and as for "not knowing anyone who has them"...Maybe you DO ;)...Would everyone TELL?...One of the girls at this forum who has them (and there have actually been a few girls here who said they have them), said that it's no different than getting a TATTOO:eek: ..I STRONGLY disagreed with that...But, perhaps that's the mentality about it these days...

As for the death rate...I'm sure that one pertains to mortality rates at younger ages...

I didn't gather these stats myself...I just copy/pasted them...So, I hereby absolve myself from any responsibility of validation :D...*copout*...:p

Vodstok
11-03-2006, 05:12 AM
I had a really long post, then realized it was full of info that I am sure that 98% of the people here DONT want to know, and the last 2% are probably guys who sit in nickelodian chatrooms....