View Full Version : a couple of random things
urgeok
10-23-2006, 09:52 AM
1) see this thread if you dont like mine :
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25512
2) i ran out of deoderant today and had to use my wifes.
every now and then i get a whif of this flowery fragrance and it freaks me out.
3) i didnt run out of shampoo today - but once i got in the shower i realized that the new bottle was outside and i didnt want to get the floor wet/get my ass cold .. so - you guessed it - i used my wifes shampoo ... eventually ...once i figured out which of the 25 fucking bottles was actually shampoo. Whats with womans hair care products anyway ? they all look like they are science experiments. formula 59, etc,etc ... 3 kinds of special conditioners ..nothing that looks like shampoo.
But i did find one (the word 'shampoo' was in the smallest font on the bottle .. like the word 'shampoo' is an embarrasing legal necessity they HAD to use - which doesnt even begin to describe the chemical wonders this concotion actually performs) - so now my hair and my underarms smell like a womans.
4) I had a dream last night that i was asking a friend (that i havent seen in 10 years) if he'd seen any movies lately. The weird part came when i started to talk about movies I'd seen and began to describe movies that didnt make any sense. They did in the dream but when i tried to remember the whispy little bits i could hang onto it was things like "the movie where this guy had 2 hats and he kept throwing them at the wall" man, i'm sorry i missed that riviting piece of cinema.
i should do a "does anyone know this movie" thread
BudMan
10-23-2006, 09:55 AM
homo
you should do a "does anybody know this movie thread".
stygianwitch
10-23-2006, 10:02 AM
i should do a "does anyone know this movie" thread
Now there's a novel idea :rolleyes:
ShankS
10-23-2006, 10:10 AM
Slow day at the office today urge? :) you could always go and dust some filing cabinets or reorganise the office supplies cupboard :D
btw, do you actually shampoo your armpit hair?
Vodstok
10-23-2006, 10:12 AM
1)
3) i didnt run out of shampoo today - but once i got in the shower i realized that the new bottle was outside and i didnt want to get the floor wet/get my ass cold .. so - you guessed it - i used my wifes shampoo ... eventually ...once i figured out which of the 25 fucking bottles was actually shampoo. Whats with womans hair care products anyway ? they all look like they are science experiments. formula 59, etc,etc ... 3 kinds of special conditioners ..nothing that looks like shampoo.
But i did find one (the word 'shampoo' was in the smallest font on the bottle .. like the word 'shampoo' is an embarrasing legal necessity they HAD to use - which doesnt even begin to describe the chemical wonders this concotion actually performs) - so now my hair and my underarms smell like a womans.
Next, guyes what? NO clean underwear! And he couldnt JUST wear panties, so he has a bra on too (pink, they have to match)... his wife is gonna be pissed because the undies will be stretched out because he gets a little "Excited" in women's underwear...
He wore a dress just because he is a raging drag queen.
urgeok
10-23-2006, 10:13 AM
Slow day at the office today urge? :) you could always go and dust some filing cabinets or reorganise the office supplies cupboard :D
btw, do you actually shampoo your armpit hair?
its slow - because i'm beat - didnt sleep well last night - woke up feeling lousy .. so i'm coasting today -
i'll get to bed early and be in better shape tomorrow.
and no you nut, i just shampoo my heed !
The Flayed One
10-23-2006, 10:15 AM
The conditioner/shampoo thing freaks me out too. When I go out to my parents, I shower in my sisters bathroom. Every time, there are around 124 bottles of half full conditioner. All different brands & fragrances. By the time I find the lonesome bottle of shampoo, it usually has just enough to wash about three strands of hair.
urgeok
10-23-2006, 10:16 AM
Next, guyes what? NO clean underwear! And he couldnt JUST wear panties, so he has a bra on too (pink, they have to match)... his wife is gonna be pissed because the undies will be stretched out because he gets a little "Excited" in women's underwear...
He wore a dress just because he is a raging drag queen.
there's no way in hell i could fit into anything of hers ..
she's pretty small - i have trouble telling her clothes (i.e. pants/tshirts) from my 6 year old kids....
i ALWAYS have clean undies thank you very much.
my emergency pair is a pair of heart covered boxers that are a bit too small ... so i never allow it to get to that state (christ that would be horrifying)
Vodstok
10-23-2006, 10:18 AM
I can fit into some of Bree's clothes. She has broad shoulders and big... you know :), plus nice round hips. Not that i have tried to wear any of her clo- HEY THIS ISNT ABOUT ME!!!!
[QUOTE=urgeok;493736]there's no way in hell i could fit into anything of hers ..
she's 6 years old kids....
QUOTE]
ewww urge is married to a 6 year old - freak
:D
urgeok
10-23-2006, 10:28 AM
shit - i forgot there should have been a 5
5) yesterday i was in my favorite junk store (didnt get much - but i did find a Tribe Called Quest CD i didnt have) when i hear this old guy laughing.
he was there a long time and kept yakking and laughing with his friends/family - and he laughed just like Krusty the Clown.
exactly like him.
neverending
10-23-2006, 05:12 PM
What's funny is when I was reading the first page of this thread the ads at the top of the page were for shampoo! I had no idea Google Adwords were so sophisticated to glean keywords from a forum topic and tailor ads for that post...
urgeok
10-24-2006, 07:58 AM
I am pleased to report that the shampoo/deoderant crisis has been resolved as of 6:30AM this morning.
Thank You.
bloodrayne
10-24-2006, 08:15 AM
I am pleased to report that the shampoo/deoderant crisis has been resolved as of 6:30AM this morning.
Thank You.Whew...That's a relief...lol
For the record..We have 1 men's shower gel, shampoo and conditioner...1 women's shower gel, shampoo and conditioner...1 kids shower gel and shampoo (with conditioner in it)...1 baby wash (liquid soap), shampoo (with conditioner in it)...and those are the only bottles we have in the shower...There is also one women's shaving gel
This way, the guys don't smell like girls, the girls don't smell like guys...and the kids and baby don't burn their eyes when they get soap and shampoo in them
Now that I've typed it all out, it kinda seems like a lot...but...it really isn't
OH...And we each have our own personal deoderants that we keep in our rooms, of course...
for the record - i often just wash my hair with ivory soap because i'm too cheap to actually buy 'shampoo' - besides, what makes shampoo any different than regular soap?? huh? tell me that mr. fancy pants with your deoderant and your personal hygiene???
ShankS
10-24-2006, 08:20 AM
I am pleased to report that the shampoo/deoderant crisis has been resolved as of 6:30AM this morning.
Thank You.
So you decided to get the Hair Dreads and the Nair removal then?
urgeok
10-24-2006, 08:23 AM
So you decided to get the Hair Dreads and the Nair removal then?
I .. I... uhmm... I'm not.... sure ?
ShankS
10-24-2006, 08:38 AM
I .. I... uhmm... I'm not.... sure ?
hairdreads don't need washing that often, hence no need for shampoo. Get rid of the underarm forest... no need for shampoo there either :)
urgeok
10-24-2006, 08:53 AM
hairdreads don't need washing that often, hence no need for shampoo. Get rid of the underarm forest... no need for shampoo there either :)
god - i'm picturing myself with dreads - not pretty
re shaving - i have a hard enough time remembering to shave my face !
ShankS
10-24-2006, 09:04 AM
god - i'm picturing myself with dreads - not pretty
re shaving - i have a hard enough time remembering to shave my face !
You could get a Predatoresque thing going with the dreads, you'd need to work on the weird clicking noises though. :D
urgeok
10-24-2006, 09:17 AM
You could get a Predatoresque thing going with the dreads, you'd need to work on the weird clicking noises though. :D
i like the invisibility idea .. girls changerooms here i come !