Favorite lines/quotes from horror movies

[Malicious_Mirth]

i want good quotes there is a quote for everything and i know some of you out there have some good ones......ok ill start it


if my signature isnt enough then here is another.....for all the procrastenators "the sooner you get behind, the more time you have to catch up"

[Killer Clown#1]

I hate to say it but this thread has already been mADE.

[Malicious_Mirth]

oh


well scratch it

disregard everything i have said lol

[avenger00soul]

"All you non-conformists are just alike."

Picked that one up off of a bumper sticker and it really made me think. It's got a point.

Did anyone see the new South Park episode with the Goth kids? It was so true that I was in tears laughing.

[hash23]

i have two ppl.... hope you guys like it...



1) treat others the way you would want them to treat you.

2) if you ever worried, that today is the end of the world, remember in australia its already tomorrow.

hope you guys liked it..

[Ratzziel]

"Nothing is ever easy."
It is from a book though !

[rikki]

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness...

[Ratzziel]

"Back to you ..... fuckers !!!"
Bruce Allmighty !!!
lollllllll

[avenger00soul]

Read this somewhere earlier in the week:

What do you think of ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

[Aasiyan]

This one is kind of dumb, but quite true to form:
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet that the water bill is probably higher.

[bloodrayne]

The empty place inside of me is filling up,
I simply cannot get enough,
I want it, oh I want it, oh I want it for my own,
Ive got to know, I've got to know,
What is this place that I have found?
WHAT...IS...THIS???

by Jack Skellington...:)

[Ritualistic]

"the only way to get rid of temptation is to defeat it"

oscar wilde

my friend, who is a recovering alcoholic told me this ,, since I am a recovering alcoholic as well he told me this.. so I say it quit a bit

[grappler5]

"If you believe, then you have already taken the first step towards your achievement."

[grappler5]

"Anticipation of death is worse than death itself."

[rikki]

that's a good one, grappler! I've never heard that before, but that's damned cool.

[MichaelMyers]

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum." - They Live

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
Read this somewhere earlier in the week:

What do you think of ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Man that is great got to write that one down in my book.

I dont know who wrote this but

"it is easier to stab someone in the back than it is to look them
in the eyes. Society is built upon this principle and it is universal
amongst those who rule..."

" A warriors true strength lies not in the body, but in the spirit..."

One of my favorites-

"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk."
Tuco-The good the bad and the ugly

[Ritualistic]

"look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself"

charles manson



When asked what he thinks when he sees a pretty girl walk down the street..
"one side of me says, 'I`d like to talk to her, date her.' the other side of me says, 'I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?'" Edmund Kemper AKA co-ed killer

[Keyser_Soze]

If you mean movie quotes here are a couple.

"I'm not gonna hurt ya I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Bashe'em right the F*ck in." ----Jack Torrance in the Shining

"Life's a bitch and she's in heat."---Roddy Piper in They Live


Don

[Malicious_Mirth]

ok i ot a good one about bitches

"lifes a bitch then you marry one"

lmao (dont take offense to this ladies it is just a saying):eek:

[cheebacheeba]

from half-baked...

Fuck you, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck YOU. I'm out!!!:cool:

[SoUl SuRvIvOrS]

Heres two everyone has probably already heard, but I like them alot...

"Remember my name because You'll be screaming it later"

" IF you can read this the Bitch fell off"
:D

[cheebacheeba]

Final destination 2:

"what the fuck are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking, suck on my junk, biaaaatch!"

[Malicious_Mirth]

"if you dont watch out he might whip it out and slap a mushroom in your forehead' HA! HA!

[cheebacheeba]

QUOTE FROM ME:
'I HOPE YOU ALL DIE BY YOUR OWN HANDS WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU....GO GET BUSY WITH IT...NOW'

[HappyCamper]

'Well hello there Danny, I didn't know it was Hockey season!' 'Can I borrow a knife' 'A small town, a diranged killer, ''Knife After Dark", Rated R for Retarded

[AUSTIN316426808]

''YOUR CHILDHOOD IS OVER THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE''

[crazy clown]

are you here for the feeding?

-tom green

also from that south park episode last wednesday.


i feel like my heart has been raped. stan

funny shit there.

[bloodygurl02]

i have 2 of them the one may piss off certain ppl but it still is true when u think about

1. found on bumper sticker: "christianity has pagan dna" if u think about its sort of true cuz some pegans were made in to christians so if it pissed any body off well i am sorry

2.
Dawn: I guess sometimes you can't help.

Buffy: So what then? What do you do when you know that? When you know that maybe... you can't help?

from the episode "hlep" season 7 BTVS ( i miss that show)

[Arioch]

"ill do my best"
"your best? losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
"carla was the promqueen"
-the rock

what most people call impossible is what they just havent seen before
-robin williams


i got more but im currently braindead

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
''YOUR CHILDHOOD IS OVER THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE''

I like that one. It's from The Crow, no?

[AUSTIN316426808]

YEAH IT'S FROM THE CROW FOR AWHILE I THOUGHT NO ONE RECONIZED IT.

[SuperUnleaded]

"The devil knows more because hes old, than because hes the devil."

[alix krueger]

i have many but ill give you one off the top of my head...........................



learning is fun with freddy


ok so its not mine but ok here is one of mine...............


the rarest thing in the world is the heart of a vampire

hope you liked it
xxxxxx000000
merry x-mas

[devilsbackbone]

one is my signature and if u dont like that then

-do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
-a blind man and a deaf woman make a really happy couple.
-dont ask just accept

and a couple frm my friends...........
-a good friend stabs you in the front
-do the dew, it tastes great and has the ingredience to moistureize
-a good friend will bail you out of jail a best friend will be sitting w/ you saying damn that was fun!

more of mine
- i can see this conversation has about as much excitement as a rootcanal
-you're more boring than molded cheese on bleached enriched bread.
thats all i have for now!:D

[Je Suis Phnomne]

6 men can carry you, or 12 men can judge you, I'll let you decide.

Better to be first in hell than second in heaven.

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

SARCASM...... Just one more service I offer.

YOU are the reason there are warning labels on Preparation H.

Beware of the Vagina Mafia

There is nothing my girl enjoys more than a hot Dickens Cider right before bed.


thinking........................

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
.
Better to be first in hell than second in heaven.


WHO SAID HE WAS SECOND?

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
WHO SAID HE WAS SECOND?

Please pardon the blank stare right now, as Im becoming more confused than a newborn in a topless bar.

Ummmmm who are we talking about? lol

[AUSTIN316426808]

I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THAT QUOTE HAD TO DO WITH SATAN.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

ahhhhh k np

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THAT QUOTE HAD TO DO WITH SATAN.

The way I always heard it was "It's better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."

[Freddy Krueger.]

What are some memorable quote's that you'll never forget that came out of a Horror or Non-Horror movie?

"This is it, Jennifer. Your big break in T.V. Welcome to Prime Time, bitch!"

"1, 2, Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab a crucifix. 7, 8, gotta stay up late. 9, 10, never sleep again."

"No screaming while the bus is in motion."

"You are what you eat."

"My children... from the very beginning it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher... thats what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Spingwood came for me... taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty... but after they killed me, I became somthing much, much worst--the stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me... and that fear gave me the power to envade their dreams. And thats when the fun really began! Until they figured out a way to forget about me... to erase me completely! Being dead was'nt a problem. But being forgotten-- now thats a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell... but I found someone... someone who'll make'm remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory. And that fear is my ticket home."

"Jason. My special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you... you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason! Your work isn't finished! Hear my voice and live again! Make them remember me Jason! Make them remember what fear tastes like. I've been away from my children for far too long."

Welcome to my nightmare.

Why won't you DIE?

Now... it's time to put this "bad dog" to sleep... FOR GOOD.

Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear... is fear... himself!

I've always has a thing... for the whores that live in this house.

Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun.

Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy. "

Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."

Aww... how sweet. You ugly little shit. Now there's a face... only a mother could love.

I don't know but that goalie was pissed about something.

Guy-You are most doubt the worst pirate I've ever herd of.
Jack-But you have herd of me.

It puts the lotion on it's skin of it gets the hose again.

[Thepuppetmaster]

hey i got one! All your base's are belong to us

[Thepuppetmaster]

heres a real one by freddy All i never tried dark meat before.

[Rebel Yell]

"To a new world of gods and monsters!"

"It's a perfect night for mystery and horror. The air itself is filled with monsters."

"Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead... hate living."

"I kick ass for the lord!"

"I can tell you something about this place. The boys around here call it the 'Black Lagoon.' A paradise. Only, they say nobody has ever come back alive to prove it."

"When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the Earth."

"To die, be really dead, that must be glorious."

"Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!"

"All right, you fools. You brought it on yourselves. Everything would have come right if you've let me alone. Let me near madness with your peering through the keyhole and your gaping through the curtains and now you'll suffer for it. You're crazy to know who I am, aren't you? All right, I'll show you! (takes off the fake nose) There's a souvenir for you. (Takes off the goggles) And one for you. (Starts taking off the bandages on his head) I'll show you who I am and what I am!"

"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"

"As you well know, what would a note say - Dan... Cat dead, details later!"

"I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!"

"Darling! Light of my life! I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm going to bash your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the fuck in!"

"Thanks for the bullet...it was the only way. In a...in a few moments now, I shall know...why all this had to be."

"Tell that bitch to shut her mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head"

"Jules: Fuck, nigger, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad."

"It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit."

"Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you asswipe."

"Come and get it, you undead sack of shit."

"I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?"

"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock. "

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Thepuppetmaster
heres a real one by freddy All i never tried dark meat before. Freddy NEVER said that. He said "How sweet. Fresh meat." And "How sweet. Dark meat."

[Thepuppetmaster]

ok then i agree with you

[Freddy Krueger.]

Agree? You should say: "Sorry, I change waht I said to what you said" or something like that.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Thepuppetmaster
ok then i agree with you I, personaly, think you posted that for post count reasons. You do know that the ammount of posts you have doesn't reflect what kind of member you are... much...

[Freddy Krueger.]

Heres another from "Anger Managment":

"In some country's it's normal for two men to sleep together."
"That's why I'm proud to be an American."

"Just to let you know, I like to sleep in the nude." -Farts. Leans up.- "Did you hear that frog?"

[thEsounDofdirT]

one of the best quotes...

"...it made a horrible sound... scrreeeeeeeeeech"

[zwoti]

The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?

The Dude: Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

[jay o2 waster]

I kick ass for the lord

[thEsounDofdirT]

lmao jay.. i love that priest and i love that movie...

[orangestar]

"Be My Victim" - Candyman

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite." - American Psycho

"I have to return some videotapes." - American Psycho

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell


"Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead... hate living."

"I kick ass for the lord!"


"When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the Earth."

"To die, be really dead, that must be glorious."


"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"


"Darling! Light of my life! I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm going to bash your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the fuck in!"

"Thanks for the bullet...it was the only way. In a...in a few moments now, I shall know...why all this had to be."



tupid.....You said all the good one....Oh well, I like "We Are Explorers into the further reaches of the Universe. Demons to some, Angels to Others" also

[Sam The Egg]

"Torrie - I won't pose in Playboy, so please don't do the DDT again."
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Sure, it's not from a movie, but if you follow wrestling then it's fucking hilarious



From On The Waterfront:
Charley Malloy: Look, kid, I - how much you weigh, Slick? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast.
Terry Malloy: It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Charley Malloy: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.
Terry Malloy: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody Charley, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. I'm a bum. It was you, Charley.

Father Barry: Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. They better wise up. Takin' Joey Doyle's life to stop him from testifying is a crucifixion. And dropping a sling on Kayo Dugan because he was ready to spill his guts tomorrow - that's a crucifixion. And every time the mob puts the crusher on a good man - tries to stop him from doing his duty as a citizen - it's a crucifixion. And anybody who sits around and lets it happen - keeps silent about something he knows has happened - shares the guilt of it just as much as the Roman soldier who pierced the flesh of Our Lord to see if He was dead.

Longshoreman: Go back to your church!

Father Barry: Boys, this is my church! And if you don't think Christ is down here on the waterfront, you've got another guess coming!

from Memento:
Leonard: I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if i don't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world is still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there? Yeah.We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we really are. I'm no different. (long pause) Now where was I?

Leonard Shelby: Memory's unreliable. No no no, really. Memory's not perfect; it's not even that good. Ask the police. Eyewitness testimony is unreliable. Cops don't catch a killer by sitting around remembering stuff. They collect facts, they make notes, and they draw conclusions. Facts, not memories. That's how you investigate. I know. It's what I used to do. Look, memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

[shiftyc2]

its gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put this ol' dog down (crunch) yep that'll do it - the black dude from Jason x (worst movie ever)

[Rebel Yell]

Originally posted by zwoti
The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?

The Dude: Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
I love that movie so much. I just watched it again the other night.

"I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck..."

"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
I love that movie so much. I just watched it again the other night.

"I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck..."

"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

watched it this afternoon

[Sam The Egg]

Oskar Schindler: I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.
Itzhak Stern: Oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. Look at them.
Oskar Schindler: If I'd made more money... I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I'd just...
Itzhak Stern: There will be generations because of what you did.
Oskar Schindler: I didn't do enough!
Itzhak Stern: You did so much.
[Schindler looks at his car]
Oskar Schindler: This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people.
[removing Nazi pin from lapel]
Oskar Schindler: This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this.
[sobbing]
Oskar Schindler: I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!

[Hate_Breeder]

"I jerk my pud until it bleeds, I masturbate on toilet seats. I like the way it feels in my hand, i feel the cum through my burning hands. I wanna fuck myself. I, wanna fuck myself, fuck myself. I wanna fuck my self. And nobody Else!"
- GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

[KRUGERKID13]

"out by 16 or dead in the scene but together forever"

"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering. "

"We're gonna do this the Scanner way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry!"

"I want you to clean your vagina"
"I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane? "
"I'm into... well murders and executions mostly."
"Dont just stare at it, eat it"

"But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker"

"How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too. "

"We belong dead!"

[Vodstok]

Okay, we havent had a thread for this particular thing in a while....sooooooo....

How about your favorite bad-assed quotes from movies? Here are a couple for me:

I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces; or, we can talk

Little Tommy Daggett... would say such *beautiful* beautiful prayers, and then you would hop into bed, afraid that *I* was under there... and I was!



God? God is love. I don't love you.

Ahhhhh... The role that made me Love Viggo Mortensen.... Even before Aragorn.

[ShankS]

I'll try and keep away from the Python ones in this thread ;)
a couple here, from my faves.

Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up!

Murdock... I'm coming to get YOU!

-----

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

[Vodstok]

Ahhhh, Pacino. How about one from my favorite movie of his (Heat)

I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

-----------------------------------
But you have to be present like a normal guy some of the time. That's sharing. This is not sharing, this is leftovers.

Alright, so what I should do is, uhm, come home and say "Hi Honey, guess what? I walked into this house today where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave because it was crying too loud, so let me share that with you."

[maximus]

Are you going to fucking die Pyle? Are you going to fucking die on me? DO IT NOW!!!! Hustle it up, quickly, quickly, quickly!!! Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H Christ! I think youve got a hard on!!!

Get your fat ass up there Pyle! Oh thats right private Pyle, dont make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God wanted your ass up there, he would have miracled your ass up there ny now, wouldnt he private Pyle? Get your fat ass up there, Pyle. I bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there, couldnt you private Pyle? What in the hells the matter with you anyway Pyle? Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum, private Pyle, do you know that?

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke piece of shit, private Pyle, or did you have to work on that??

The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, wont it Private pyle????

Best dialogue in a film EVER!!!! IMO

[movieman64]

"The power of Christ compels you."

"Say what again motherfucker, I dare you...

[Hate_Breeder]

"What do you mean im funny?"
"Your just funny......"
"What do you think im a clown? Am I here for your amusement?"


Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta
Goodfellas

[Steelsymth]

*ffaarrt*Another angel got it's wings

[carnage]

where's Darth Bane with the Hellraiser quotes when you need him? LMAO

I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.
[Plays the distress signal]

Go on.

I thought it said "liberate mae" - "save me." But it's not "mae." It's "liberate tutemae" - "save yourself." And it gets worse.
[Plays the distress signal again]

There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell." Look, if what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen. Or what it's brought back with it.

From hell.

[ShankS]

;)

Who are you?

--------

Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.

The box. You opened it. We came.
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

We have such sights to show you!

---------

It's just a puzzle box!

---------

Oh, no. It is a means to summon us.

We will tear your soul apart.

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by carnage
where's Darth Bane with the Hellraiser quotes when you need him? LMAO

I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.
[Plays the distress signal]

Go on.

I thought it said "liberate mae" - "save me." But it's not "mae." It's "liberate tutemae" - "save yourself." And it gets worse.
[Plays the distress signal again]

There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell." Look, if what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen. Or what it's brought back with it.

From hell.

Whats that from? Sounds awesome

[orangestar]

"You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death and play with your blood"

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vampenguin
Whats that from? Sounds awesome


Event Horizon.



great film.:)

[zwoti]

Originally posted by ShankS
Event Horizon.



great film.:)

wonder if we'll ever see a director's cut

[Sistinas]

Ya'll are brutalizing me.-Ronnie Dobbs

[cheebacheeba]

"yo nuts we want your nuts
we'll itch and scratch and bite yo nuts
yo nuts we want yo nuts
please oh please fuck dirty butts
yo nuts we want yo nuts
we'll itch and scratch and bite yo nuts
yo nuts we want yo nuts
please oh please fuck dirty sluts"

[Sistinas]

WTF with the ICP cheeb?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by zwoti
wonder if we'll ever see a director's cut

I would like to see this.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by ShankS
I would like to see this.

apparently there is loads of unseen footage

[carnage]

Originally posted by orangestar
"You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death and play with your blood"

American Psycho!! AWESOME

[carnage]

Originally posted by zwoti
apparently there is loads of unseen footage

I can't remember if the DVD I have of that one had deleted scenes or not...thinking not.....

[HappyCamper]

'Is that a raincoat?' 'Yes it is!' Hey Paul! WHACK!
'Try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now, you stupid fucking bastard!'

[HappyCamper]

oh my favorite lines from American Psycho

'I Just had to Kill a lot of people!'

and 'I tried to cook a little'

[HappyCamper]

'Mr Lebowski? Let's get something straight, you're Mr. Lebowski, I'm the Dude! so that's what you call me, that or Duder, or HisDudeness if your not into the whole brevity thing'


'My wife Bunny! Does this place look like i'm fucking married? The toilet seats up man!'

'You brought a Pomerianian bowling?' 'What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes, I didn't buy it a fucking beer, he's not taking your fucking turn Dude!'

'You can imagine where it goes from here!' 'He fixes the cable'

'And I would like my undies back!'

'It's not fair!' 'FAIR!, who's the fucking Nihilist?!'

[HappyCamper]

'Man this is some fucked up repugnant shit! I will never forgive your ass for this shit!' 'Hey Jules did you ever hear, that once a man has admitted he is wrong, he is immediately forgiven for all wrong doings, have you ever heard that?' 'They guy who said that shit, never had to pick up itty pieces of skull on account of your dumbass' 'All i'm saying is Jules is that i'm a racecar! and right now I'm in the red, and all i'm saying is that it's fucking dangerious to have a racecar in the red! 'I can blow!' 'Oh you're ready to blow?' 'Yeah I'm gonna blow' 'Well I'm mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain, i'm SuperFly TNT, i'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact what am I doing in the back! You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fucking switching! I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this nigger's skull'!'

[HappyCamper]

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[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by HappyCamper
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Righto

[maximus]

Hang on, hang on!!!!

The best film line ever hasnt even had a footnote!!!!!

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

[cheebacheeba]

Just bein' how I gotta be, sinistas....

So you wanna fuck around
always gotta buck around
lift up your dingaling , nuthin but a buggy farm
now they call you funky nuts, cOz you like funky butts
scratchin and bitin them, then they call you monkey nuts
but i aint sayin nothin, cuz you aint playin nothin
bring the track back and i'll get back to the nutsack track....

OK...here's a movie quote
Nup - can't think of anything, I've seen so many fucking movies, this is pathetic....

[HappyCamper]

'It seems to me that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!'


oh and the best song sung in a movie:

'Fair well and udo to you Fair Spanish Ladies! Fair well and a do you Ladies of Spain! For we received orders to sail back to Boston! and we shant be seeing thee again!"

[HappyCamper]

'Anti-shark cage! Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Shark's in the water! our Shark!'

[zwoti]

"it's not easy being sleazy"

[usahorrorfan]

My favorite Qutoe is


"Welcome to my world Bitch" By:Freddy Kruger in Freddy vs. Jason

[ShankS]

"Okay, first things fuckin' last!"


not my fave but I like it.

[usahorrorfan]

cool
like
Carlito
Carribian
Cool

[wufong]

what you talkin about willis? >=l... or he who laughs last, thinks slowest

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by wufong
he who laughs last, thinks slowest LOL...I haven't heard that one..I like it :cool:

[DaBroMain]

My favorite quote is probably


"No matter how powerful the sorcerer, A knife between the shoulderblades will seriously cramp his style."


Fucking great quote...

[Haunted]

"Bugger that, let's curse some one," Nanny Ogg

[Malicious_Mirth]

one of my many favorites is.....


the sooner you get behind the more time you have to catch up......(that ws my highschool senior quote):D :D

[Vodstok]

From Homeland, by Bob Salvatore
"One student died from natural causes, because a knife in the back, quite naturally, causes one's death."
hehe

Also:
"This is just an exercise, hardly life or death."
"Dont bet on it, Joe, you're fuckin slaying me."


"Alright you bastards..... COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"

[DaBroMain]

Another one of my favorites,

"And you though you smelled you some good ole pussy, but aint no pussy here, just a bloak that will make you wish you were born a woman."

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
Another one of my favorites,

"And you though you smelled you some good ole pussy, but aint no pussy here, just a bloak that will make you wish you were born a woman." Sweet! Bullet Tooth Tony! good call :)

i always liked:
"Why do they call him 'Boris the Bullet Dodger'?"
Tony looks at him like his head is on backwards.
"Because he dodges bullets...."


or Mickey:
"What the fuck do i want with a broken caravan?"

[DaBroMain]

HAHAHAHA NO SHIT!!!!!!!!


BECAUSE HE DODGES FUCKING BULLETS lol



man that is a great movie.......doesnt it kinda remind you of a tarantino movie like pulp fiction(another great fucking movie) it does me...:D

[Vodstok]

Yeah, i love snatch. i never made the comparison between it and pulp fiction, but you have a good point. i like Snatch better though.

"Boris the bullet dodger?"
"Yeah"
"You mean 'Boris, the sneaky fucking russian", right?"

that movie is full of them. Leave it to the english, they hold the market on good one-liners, between guy ritchie, monty python and dog soldiers.

[DaBroMain]

Yeah no shit....Them fucking brits amaze me LOL. The directing style or snatch seems to me a lot like pulp fiction with non-linear plot progression and all...:D

[gothicvamp1888]

i like the pussy speech that Cheech Marin says in From Dusk Til Dawn.

[orangestar]

I laugh my ass off in American Psycho everytime. Heres some good classics:

"No, just cool it with the anti-semitic remarks"

"You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death then play around with your blood."

"Did you know Im utterly insane?"

and of course..."I have to return some videotapes"

[DaBroMain]

hell yeah great fucking movie...

[coffinbaby]

Here some of my favorite quotes from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

"I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies."

" Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?"

"No not on the backseat, you'll get it all dirty! Throw her in the trunk. "

"You little turd, you're so dead, you don't even know it."

and here are some from Freddy vs Jason.

"How sweet, dark meat."

"I've always had a thing... for the whores that live in this house. "

"Dude, that goalie was pissed about something."

"Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy."

[dantehorrorfan]

Welcome to prime time bitch!!-Freddy Krueger.

[sjshark]

"Love means never having to say you're sober"

"Wendy personifies the three 'b's.Blonde,beautiful and full of bull"

-Stephen King's The Shining

[last bad move]

your mother ate my dog

not all of it

i love that

[friday13thfan]

aww oh sweet i now pronce you bothing fucking dead!!-jack frost 2

[meetthecreeper]

1. Wisdom is earned....not given.

2.When all magic fails, rely on three feet of steel and a stong arm.

3. I am not driven by hatred, I am not driven by fear, I am not driven by desire,duty or rationale. I can no longer feel any of these. All that remains is retribution, cold, hard, and final.

4.it is easier to stab someone in the back than it is to look them in the eyes. Society is built on this principle, and it is universal amongst those who rule.

5.You want to know your enemy? Look at your feet while you trample him.

6. There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.-Dante

7. My personal favorite-We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit.-Baby-House of 1000 corpses

[Tubalcain]

sir, if you were my husband i'd poison your tea...........madam, if you were my wife, i'd drink it....


revenge is a dish best served cold.....


Cry Havok! And let slip the dogs of war....


Damn the torpedos, full steam ahead.


CROM, COUNT THE DEAD!!!!!


I Shall Return.


Read My Lips, No New Taxes!

[Tubalcain]

and of course...


eat,drink, and be merry......for tomarrow we die.

[_Leatha_Face_]

To Female:

Hate to see you go, Love to watch you leave

[mop]

Non-Horror- "We'll do the next best thing kill people" "Gasp" "Oh Not You""

Jimmie Dimmick : No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield : Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie Dimmick : Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield : [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie Dimmick : You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules Winnfield : Why?
Jimmie Dimmick : 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

A few from the Breakfast Club

Horror-
"No running in the hallways!"

"Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN! "

[WaR38]

"Hey, let me tell ya a story... so I'm hanging out with my buddy Hal Jackowictz and I'm like, hey Hal let's go get some booze and chase the chickens... fucking Hal says no, no the old battle axe at home will break my balls... I gotta get my ass home. So, I tell 'im... Hal, here's the secret. Go home tonight, crawl into bed, get under the covers and eat your wife's pussy... I mean jam your face right in the bush. So, Hal goes home, jumps in, starts chomping and licking away at her pussy, she's screaming and howling... totally passes out from the experience. Now, Hal... He's feeling pretty good, so he goes into the bathroom for a quick shave... suddenly he lets out a horrible scream. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sitting there on the toilet is Hal's wife Gloria... and she says, "Quiet down, you'll wake Grandma!""

[Sistinas]

"Pickup your skirt grab your balls and lets make some money."

"You produce more wood than Ron Jeremy. Instead of yelling RECO you should yell TIMBER!"

"They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby."

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

Boiler Room is an awsome movie!

[ichi the killer]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by usahorrorfan
My favorite Qutoe is


"Welcome to my world Bitch" By:Freddy Kruger in Freddy vs. Jason [/QUOTe

Christopher Walken vs dennis hopper.
" the Sicillian speech"

[massacre man]

i have 2 from the greatest horror actors ever
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/SimpsonMmyers/untitledarmy.jpg

and

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/SimpsonMmyers/untitledken.jpg

[ichi the killer]

Originally posted by massacre man
i have 2 from the greatest horror actors ever
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/SimpsonMmyers/untitledarmy.jpg

and

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/SimpsonMmyers/untitledken.jpg
Damn straight; "Thats just pillow talk baby"

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ichi the killer
Damn straight; "Thats just pillow talk baby"
and theres a quote i made up


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/SimpsonMmyers/untitledkenbash.jpg

[ichi the killer]

Originally posted by massacre man
and theres a quote i made up


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/SimpsonMmyers/untitledkenbash.jpg
So u ain't seen army of darkness then?

[dantehorrorfan]

pick a pet for the rugrat bitch-Freddy Krueger

[omenchild666]

shaun of the dead "fuck-a-doodle-do

[Codeine Coma]

" Suck it in fat ass!(Bob falls through the sewer) Just like Winnie the Poo." Jay&Silent Bob Strike Back

[thecritic]

I have a couple favorites...

"It's your turn to scream ass-hole."

"Psychos can't kill what they can't find."

"What do you think of when you hear the name Jason Voorhess?"
"I think of a little girl in a pink dress, sticking a hotdog through her donut."

"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
________
vapir oxygen vaporizer (http://oxygenvaporizer.com)

[FreddyC.Krueger]

Anything that Freddy Krueger said.


"Did I say there was a petting zoo down stairs? Noooo, Brian, I said there are GHOSTS in the basement!

Brian: In this basement?

Yeah! If it was next door I would give a shit would I?" (or something like that.) - Thir13en Ghosts

Non Horror-
"You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bare it." - Doc Holliday in TOMBSTONE.

And just about anything that Doc Holliday said in TOMBSTONE.

I'll be your huckleberry.

And anything that Albert Einstein said.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ichi the killer
So u ain't seen army of darkness then? yes what does that have to do with anything i said?

[Sam The Egg]

"Those who are willing to sacrifice essential freedom for security deserve neither." - Ben Franklin

"For want of a nail the shoe was lost,
For want of a shoe the horse was lost,
For want of a horse the rider was lost,
For want of a rider the battle was lost,
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost,
And all for the want of a nail."

[Heretic_Ideals]

"We're like 7-11 were not always doing buisness but we're always open" (Boondock Saints)

and almost anything the corpses in american werewolf in paris say.

[palmboy12]

Talk about 3 people stealing my quotes.

[theshadow]

all my favorite quotes come from slapshot. Except for those used in my sig

[Demonic Faces]

" do you know who i am, according to you im a vicious perverted sexual failure, a bottomfeeding lowlife who is about to go down in flames, i think you know now"

" I am not a man, i began as one but each being that i change, makes me more than a man"

" I am the dragon and you call me insane, you apriviate to a great becoming, and you recodnize nothing, you are an ant in the afterbirth, it is in your nature to do one thing,before me you rightly tremble, but fear is not what you owe me Mr. Lounds you owe me all " all from my favourite book and movie RED DRAGON

[FreddyC.Krueger]

I have two favorites, both of which I've said myself. I didn't get these from no movie, no book, just my mind.

"Isn't it funny how quickly turn against you... even your so called friends?"

"You are nothing if you are not the best you can be."

And the last one I didn't say. This one I got from the man at the Playboy Mansion. You know the one. Old guy with all the bunnies.

"My life is like a open book filled with lots of great pictures inside."

[Dark_Hero]

Everything Im my signature


And from The Shining (Not sure if it was in the movie, but definatly in the book)

[Refering to the Overlook] "This Inhuman Place Breeds Human Monsters"

[Sam The Egg]

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-- Mahatma Gandhi

[EXTR3MIST]

And from The Shining (Not sure if it was in the movie, but definatly in the book)

"Now. Now, by Christ. You'll take your medicine!"

and...

"...feets don't fail me now!" (as Jack makes a sharp exit from the rising horror in the bathtub).

Both from the book, great stuff.

[GorePhobia]

Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink? (SoTD)

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?


Pete : It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun : It's Saturday!
Pete : No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed : Fuck, yeah!

America....FUCK YEAH!! You can lick my butt and suck my balls@!!

(Team America: World Police)

[thEsounDofdirT]

one of my favorite... "what's goin on here an orgy or somethin"

Rod from A Nightmare on Elm St.

lol

[EXTR3MIST]

"That means we're stuck here! That pisses me off!!!"

[LilMissScareAll]

"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport." (saw it on a shirt. I regret not getting that shirt now. haha)

"The more people I meet, the more I like my cat."

"No expectations, no disappointments." (Ted Danson as John Becker from the tv show "Becker")

"I swear the world would be a better place if I could just get rid of 6 idiots a day! Just 6 a day! That's all I ask!" (also a Becker quote)

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
"That means we're stuck here! That pisses me off!!!"
Tremors, yes?

[FairyKorpes]

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

[bloodrayne]

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss

Stolen from Vampenquin...This is quickly becoming my favorite quote:cool:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell" that wasn't nice what did i ever do to you?

[Fred Krueger]

"My pecker fluttered once like a pigeon havin' a heart attack"

- Bruce Campbell in Bubba Ho-Tep

[tic]

Many flicks have well known tag-lines or quotes in them eg

"t'was beauty that killed the beast" - King Kong

or "In space no one can hear you scream" - Alien

how about this one:

"...I'm the king of my kind"

I think I'm right in saying the same character played by a different actor, everytime to the same adversary, again played by a different actor has said this in more than one film

Who is the character and his adversary? easy-ish

[The_Return]

Dracula


Hmmm...my fave taglines....

Betrayal Swings Both Ways - Pit and the Pendulum

When theres no more room in Hell, the Dead shall walk the earth- Dawn of the Dead


Im sure theres more....

[Hate_Breeder]

Damn :(

[urgeok]

or the lamest stupidest one from one of the lamest stupidest films i've ever seen (Cold Creek Manor)

"Get out of my house"

wow, that was memorable ...

God what a crock of shit that movie was.

[[Enigma]]

Notld -- "There Coming for you Barbara"

I think thats right..its been a while since ive seen it

[Iniquity]

Its better to be first in hell than second in heaven.

Scotty Doesnt Know!

Im gonna give her the O face.

Everybody wants a piece of the Stiffmeister.

Leave in Peace, or Leave in Pieces.

[Iniquity]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."


"Write down my number, it's 555-6321, got it?
Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5's not a real number, they only use that in the movies.
No sh**, honey. What do you think this is, real life? "


"Show me the money"


"Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an O.D.ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot."


"May the Schwartz be with you!"


"I felt like destroying something beautiful."


"My God . . . I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."


"She's a predator posing as a house pet."

[Cheetara101]

Here's your chance to recite some of your favorite movie quotes.

--->Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy Krueger: [narrating]

My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.

[Cheetara101]

Pinhead: It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.

Hellbound: Hellraiser II

[Tat2]

Pinhead
"Your suffering will be legendary...even in Hell!"

Ash
"See this?..This..is...my...BOOMSTICK!"



Possessed Regan
"Your Mother sucks cocks in Hell Karas...You faithless slime!"
"Keep away!...The sow is mine!"
"Stick your cock up her ass you Mother...Fucking...worthless cocksucker!"

Dr. Henry Frankenstein
It's Alive...Alive!"

Misery (Forgot her name)
"He didn't get out of the cockadoody car!"

The Lost Boys
"My own brother, a Goddamned shit sucking vampire! Ohh, you wait until Mom finds out buddy!"


Maria Ospenskia The Wolfman (old gypsy woman)
"Even a man that is pure at heart and says his prayers by night, might become a werewolf when the wolfbane blooms and the Autumn moon is bright."

[phantomstranger]

I am Dracula (Bela Lugosi)

We all go a little mad sometimes (Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in the original "Psycho"

Were gonna need a bigger boat (Roy Scheider in "Jaws")

It was the Boogeyman wasnt it?
As a matter of of fact..it was (Jamie Lee Curtis and Donald Pleasence In "Halloween"

[filmmaker2]

From "Big Trouble In Little China":



"Hollow?"

"Hollow."

"Fuck it!"

[Alboroto]

I am te way...

Pinhead, Hellraiser III

[BH14]

1. "I can out learn you, I can out read you, I can out think you, and I can out philosophize you, and I am gonna out last you."

Its a psycho rapist saying it. One of my favorite movies.

Know it??

2. "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep!"

Easy one.

3. "She's a carpenter's dream. Flat as board and needs a screw."

4. "Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig."

5. Here is a funny quote.

Evelyn: Speak, come on. Good boy let's hear it, come on.
Dave: C'mon on give me my keys. Come on give me the keys!
Evelyn: (Laughs)
Dave: Give me the keys God Dammit!
Man: Having some trouble lady?
Dave: Get lost!
Evelyn: Yeah, get lost a$$holes!"?



How many of these quotes you know

[gnarly]

GET THAT BITCH LEATHER FACE GET THAT BITCH

[IDrinkYourBlood]

I Spit On Your Grave
"women are full of shit"
"not my mother!"

Day of the Dead
"I swear to go I'll have you shot"

Dawn of the Dead
"We whipped them didnt we.....right...we whipped them.....didnt we"

"Every dead body that is not extermanated, gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill"

[Cheetara101]

Scream

Killer: Hello, Sidney.

[Cheetara101]

Halloween


Dr. Loomis: I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!

[urgeok]

whatever Kurt Russell says to the monster at the end of The Thing ..

it was a simple 'fuck you' or something like that ..

it wasnt what he said, it was the way he said it ....
and it was before every fucking movie since that felt it had to have the big 'tag line' at the end - just before the bad guy gets killed.

[Gojira]

Ah Horror movie quotes I like those here are a few
1To die to be really dead that must be glorious. Count Dracula Bela Lugosi 1931
2We belong dead. The Frankenstien monster Boris Karloff Bride of Frankenstien 1935
3Think of it the brain of a dead man waiting to live again in body I made with my own hands. Henry Frankenstien Colin Clive 1931
4 Feast your eyes gloat your soul on my accursed ugliness. The Phantom of the Opera Lon Chaney 1925
5It was beauty that killed the beast. Carl Denham Robert Armstrong KingKong 1933
6The Werewolf instinctively seeks to kill the thing it loves best. Dr. Yogami Warner Oland 1935
7I tell you we havent begun to discover what science can do to the body of a man. Henry Jekyll MD John Barrymore 1920
8Alone you have created a man now together we will create his mate. Dr. Pretorious Ernest Thesisiger 1935
9I took a Gorilla and working with infinate care I made my first man. Dr. Moreau Charles Laughton 1932
10I meddled in things man must leave alone. Jack Griffin Claude Rains 1933
11 Mad you call me mad I solved the secret of life You call me mad. Dr. Otto Von Niemann Lionel Atwill 1933
12 This is the greatest moment in my life I have seen a living Pterodactyl Professor Challenger Wallace Beery The Lost World 1925.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Cheetara101
Halloween


Dr. Loomis: I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!

My personal favorite also.

[AUSTIN316426808]

House of a 1000 Corpes

"I bet you'd stick your head in a fire if I told you ,you can see hell."

i dont know if thats the exact words, but close enough.



Shaun of the Dead

"Get fucked four eyes!"

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
whatever Kurt Russell says to the monster at the end of The Thing ..

it was a simple 'fuck you' or something like that ..

it wasnt what he said, it was the way he said it ....
and it was before every fucking movie since that felt it had to have the big 'tag line' at the end - just before the bad guy gets killed.

It was
MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!

Another great yet simple line from that movie is.....
Palmer: You gotta be fucking kidding.

[AUSTIN316426808]

The Crow

''Your childhood is over the moment you know you're going to die''

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
It was
MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!

Another great yet simple line from that movie is.....
Palmer: You gotta be fucking kidding.


yeah i loved that one too :)

things people would actually say in those conditions

[urgeok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
The Crow

''Your childhood is over the moment you know you're going to die''

that sounds like it was stolen from the haiku James Bond wrote in You Only Live Twice :


You only live twice
once when you are born
and once
when you look death in the face



something like that ...

[phantomstranger]

They're coming to get you Barbara (Night Of The Living Dead)

[majorbludd]

return of the living dead...

whatta you think this is, a fuckin costume?

this is a way of life

[EXTR3MIST]

"Okay now Howard, I dunno what you been hearin'..."

"Hearin'? Hearin' about what?"

".....er...nothin'...."

"You don't know what I bin hearin' about nothin'? You need to start takin' it easy, boy."

More or less anyway, from - fuck, I forgot the title.

$5 to the man who can get that one.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Halloween
"hey! Laony, Get you ass away from there!"

"Totally"

Return of the Living Dead
"Watch your tounge boy if you like this job"
"Like this job!?!"

[EXTR3MIST]

It was Head of the Family - suprisingly good movie.

Got it myself, suckers.

[Tat2]

Originally posted by newb
It was
MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!

Another great yet simple line from that movie is.....
Palmer: You gotta be fucking kidding.

Palmers' line is my favorite from The Thing. Here's another:

McCready: "Nobody...Nobody trusts anybody anymore."
Blair: "...There's nothing wrong with me..and if there was...I'm all better now..."

[BH14]

A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.


Se7en

[EXTR3MIST]

I tell you, that John Doe talks some fucking sense in that movie.

Who agrees with me?

[Tat2]

These aren't from horror movies, but they are still some of the greatest lines in movies:

Drill Sergeant (L. Cobb) from Full Metal Jacket:
"...Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your Momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the Mattress..."

"...Holy Dogshit Texas!... Only steers and Queers come from Texas Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer? I bet your the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching You!"

Rainman (Dustin Hoffman):
"Of course I don't have my underwear, I'm definately not wearing my underwear, it's not my underwear."

"I'm an excellent driver."

"...Of course this is definately not my room, and I don't have my tappiocca pudding, and the bed is in the wrong place, and thats definately not my bed."

If you haven't seen Rainman or Full Metal Jacket they are must see films!

[Tat2]

Se7en is a fantastic movie. Once I saw this, I considered Brad Pitt an actor. He was excellent in it. here are a few more (my favorite) lines from it.


"...When a person is insane...as you... clearly are...Do you know that you're insane?...Maybe you're just sitting around...reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces...Do you just stop and go...WOW...Its amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"

"...Come on...he's insane...look, right now he's probably dancing around eh eh eh eh in his Grandmas panties, yeah...rubbin himself in peanut butter."



:D :D

[BH14]

spacey, freeman and pitt... good actors+ good plot= great movie

[Elliot_Voorhees]

It must've been the words in this movie to make me love it...Friday the 13th V: A new beginning -

Sheriff Cal Tucker: Morning, Ethel. My, don't you look lovely today.
Ethel Hubbard: Horse shit! Now, Sheriff, you better hear me, and hear me good. I want this looney bin closed down. You hearin' me fella? Now these kids ain't nothing but trouble. They don't respect other's property, and they're all crazy!
Junior Hubbard: You tell 'em Ma! Ha hah.
Sheriff Cal Tucker: Ethel, these kids weren't doing...
Ethel Hubbard: Doing? Doing? You think I don't know what those two perverts were doing in my yard?
Junior Hubbard: Say it like you mean it, Ma!
Ethel Hubbard: Would you shut the fuck up?
[the kids laugh for a minute]
Ethel Hubbard: Now, I'm gonna tell all of ya, you mark my words, the next little bastard that comes near my farm, I'm gonn' blow your fuckin' brains out, you hear me?
[Tucker approaches]
Ethel Hubbard: Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I'm warnin' ya! I got a bomb on me. I swear to ya. You make one move toward me I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior!
[gets on motorbike]
Ethel Hubbard: That's it. My final words.
[gives them the finger as they drive off]

[Elliot_Voorhees]

...more

Ethel Hubbard: That is one fucking ugly man that goes there.
Junior Hubbard: That's one fucking ugly man, Mama.
Ethel Hubbard: Would you shut your trap? You ain't so pretty yourself, you know.
Junior Hubbard: I ain't so pretty myself, I know.

[Elliot_Voorhees]

...Oh god these characters crack me up!!!...

Ethel: [to chicken] I'm gonna chop you into itty, bitty little pieces, my friend. Just like they done to that piggo over at that fuckin' crazy farm. Eeeeyah!
[decapitates chicken]
Junior: Eeeeyah!
[imitates Ethel using spoon]
Junior: Ha ha ha ha.
Ethel: You big dildo. Eat your fucking slop! Ain't I make the best goddamned stew in the whole wide world?
Junior: Best goddamned stew in the whole wide world, Mama.

fuck thats greAT:p

[slasherman]

Not horror but...
"Robocop".....you just fucked with the wrong guy...:)

[Vodstok]

Ohhhh... Dont get me started.....:)


The crow:
I have a little impression for ya... "Caw caw! Bang! Fuck I'm Dead!"

"By all means, let's have an introspective moment of silence for poor old Tintin.' *Snoooooort*(s up a large line of coke)

"Close the door on the way out!"
"Oh, I Closes up for you reallll good, Massuh. Fuck you."

"Not a good day to be a bad guy, is it Skank?"

"I see you've made your decision. Now lets see you enforce it."
"Ah hell, this is boring the shit out of me already. Kill Him!"

I treally liked Michael Wincott in that movie....


Dog Soldiers:
"You took the words right out of my mouth."
"And you'll be taking my boot out of your mouth in a moment, joe, you baldy twat."

"I hope i give you the shits, you fucking wimp!"

"Lady, this skeezer here? is my best mate. He's the salt of the fucking earth. Dont get me wrong, all of the other men are right lovely lads. I'd let any one of them marry my sister.... if i had a sister."

"We need something fast and loud"
*Everyone including Ryan and the Dog look at Spoon*
"What? You what?"


Too many good ones. I will be back.

[BH14]

Dead Alive.... or Brain Dead... whatever you call it





Your mother ate my dog!!

Not all of it....

[urgeok]

not horror - per say ..

but in repo man that i just watched ...



'John Wayne Is a fag.'

'no he's not'

'He is so you boys'



again .. its not the words, its the delivery of 'He is so you boys'

[Gojira]

You know there could be some truth to that after all wasnt John Waynes real name Marriam. Lets face it maybe the Duke was gay.

[TheOmen]

"Here's to 6 miserable months on the wagon, and all the irrepairable harm its caused me"

[AUSTIN316426808]

The Crow

''Move and your dead''
''I'm dead and I move''

laugh at that everytime I see it.

[Red Dragon]

My favorite:

"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know, WHAT THE FUCK YOU"RE DOING WITH MY TIME!-Capn' Rhodes(Day of the Dead)

[gnarly]

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES:
Fuck your mother.
Fuck your sister.
Fuck your grandmother.
And most of all... fuck you!
.
EVIL DEAD:
Join us!
.
We're going to get you.
Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. We-ahhahahahaha

[Gojira]

WOW very intersting I use to say the exact same thing when I was 18 years old back in 1979.

[Tat2]

Singing:


"...Make me a sergeant an' charge the booze...make me a sergeant an' charge the booze!"


d'ya know where this one came from? Anyone? Anyone?







:D

[ItsAlive75]

"Good....Bad....I'm the one with the gun."

-Ash, Army of Darkness

[kpropain]

Shaun Of The Dead

You've got red on you.

[Vodstok]

Full Metal Jacket:

"You climb like old people fuck!"
"Dont fall, private Pile, that would break my fucking heart!"
"Private pile, your ass looks like 200 lbs of chewed bubblegum."

"Shit, your funny. i like you. Hell, i may even let you fuck my sister!"

R. Lee Ermey just so fucking rocks....

[alkytrio666]

Ok here are the rules:

No personal thoughts on anything, just quotes from movies. This first thread should be the only one with an actual thought that isn't a quote.

Post favorite quotes or just ones you hear and like, or feel like saying.

[alkytrio666]

"Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."
-Patrick Bateman
American Psycho

[novakru]

My all time fav:


'But...it worked in the MOVIE!'
Freddy
From
Return of the Living Dead

[alkytrio666]

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
-Taggart
Blazing Saddles

[novakru]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
-Taggart
Blazing Saddles


Same movie:

They keep coming and going and going and coming.. ich...whadda headache (I think this is the way it went)

Madeline Kahn

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by novakru
Same movie:

They keep coming and going and going and coming.. ich...whadda headache (I think this is the way it went)

Madeline Kahn

Haha. Then she goes:

"Right girls?"

Hahaha what a fuckin' great movie...one of my favs.

OK, game on:

"Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. you didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!"
-Jack Torrence
The Shining

(That's my all time favorite quote)

[Despare]

Brazil

Sam: You don't exist anymore. I've killed you. (He shows her the paperwork for her "death".) Jill Layton is dead.

Jill: Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm?

[PR3SSUR3]

I can smell your cunt.

[DraculaInDallas]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

Chief Brody - Jaws

[The STE]

"We only know what we're told, and that's little enough, and for all we know it isn't even true."
-Guildenstern, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"

[doctor satan]

Dennis Hopper vs Christopher Walken, The Sicilian conversation in True Romance.
sorry ain t got time to type it all out!

[Elvis_Christ]

"Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles"

- Bob (Matt Dillion) in Drugstore Cowboy

[PR3SSUR3]

Seriously, I can smell it.

[scouse mac]

Blazin' Saddles again

'Mungo only pawn, in game of life'

[scouse mac]

The Naked Gun


'When i see a bunch of weirdo's in toga's stabbing a guy to death in front hundreds of people, i shoot the bastards thats my policy'

[hellfire1]

"Can you count, suckas ?"

The Warriors

[novakru]

Will Farrell as Harry Carey

"Hey! If the moon were made of cream cheese,would you eat it then?
I know I would."

[stubbornforgey]

caw caw..tooky tooky..
don't worry about the alien..shoot him instead!

[novakru]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
caw caw..tooky tooky..
don't worry about the alien..shoot him instead!

and this would be from..........??

[scouse mac]

Evolution with David Duchovny

[novakru]

Originally posted by scouse mac
Evolution with David Duchovny

I saw that....don't remember a thing about it.

[scouse mac]

From the same film

"I want some ice cream"
"What flavour?"
"Doesn't matter, its for my ass"

[novakru]

Steel Magnolias

'I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.'
-Julia Roberts character

'In a good shoe,I wear a size 6,but a 7 feels so good,I buy a size 8.'

'Time marches on,and sooner or later you realize it's marchin' across your face.'
-Dolly Parton character

[crazy raplh]

Originally posted by alkytrio666

"Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. you didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!"
-Jack Torrence
The Shining

(That's my all time favorite quote)

YES I love it also, I love his cotton mouth,

" dig him up does he think I am a farthead?"
Friday the 13th part 6

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by novakru
Steel Magnolias

'I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.'
-Julia Roberts character

'In a good shoe,I wear a size 6,but a 7 feels so good,I buy a size 8.'

'Time marches on,and sooner or later you realize it's marchin' across your face.'
-Dolly Parton character

One of my all-tim fave movies! My fave quote:

"I'm not crazy Melin. I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years"

[scouse mac]

There are 3 types of people. Dicks Pussies and assholes. Pussies just wanna get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it thru. But assholes they just wanna shit all over everything.
Pussies get mad at dicks sometimes cos pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes and if they didn't fuck the assholes you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Some very deep and philisophical musings from the Team America World Police

[The_Return]

Office Space

Milton: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Hell, everything Milton says is awesome.


Lumberg: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.


Screw it...every quote in that movie is hilarious:D

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Seriously, I can smell it.

:D Maybe they should go wash it or something?

[The STE]

Originally posted by scouse mac
From the same film

"I want some ice cream"
"What flavour?"
"Doesn't matter, its for my ass"

best quote in the movie: "There's always time for lubricant!"


"You've got the face of an angel. What's your cunt taste like?"
"Heaven."
-Closer

[Despare]

Goldfinger - Fat Bastard: You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

Dirty Work has a lot for me, I love Norm

Mitch: Bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes!

Bearded Lady: Honey, you ever have a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Ha. ha. Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live.

Too many more from that movie, love it!

[novakru]

Originally posted by novakru
Will Farrell as Harry Carey

"Hey! If the moon were made of cream cheese,would you eat it then?
I know I would."




I got this quote SO WRONG.


"Hey,we all know the moon is not made of cheese,but if it were made of ribs....would ya eat it then?
It's a simple question..If the moon were made of ribs-would ya eat it?
I know I would."

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by novakru
I got this quote SO WRONG.


"Hey,we all know the moon is not made of cheese,but if it were made of ribs....would ya eat it then?
It's a simple question..If the moon were made of ribs-would ya eat it?
I know I would."

*barbequed spare ribs

[novakru]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
*barbequed spare ribs
damn:(

thanks alky:)

[Preacher]

'If he were an ice cream flavour, he'd be prailine..........and dick!'

Garth in Waynes world

[scouse mac]

Sean Pertwee's devil on the arse tattoo story from Dog Soldiers. That is fucking brilliant

[doctor satan]

" I ask you again Captain where will you go?"
You can destroy my specimens, but what about the thousands that wait to greet you outside?
do you really think you can blow the PISS outta them!
All of them?

Dr M Logan
DOTD

[Dude Guadalupe]

"you can't really dust for vomit can you?"

Derek Smalls - This is Spinal Tap

[The_Return]

There's ALOT from Dracula [1931, of course, although some are from the book and are in other versions, too]


"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."

"I never drink...wine"

"There are far worse things awaiting man than death."

[The STE]

"I heard their periods attract bears, the bears can smell the menstration!"
"There, you see?! Bears! You're putting the whole building in danger!"

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by doctor satan
" I ask you again Captain where will you go?"
You can destroy my specimens, but what about the thousands that wait to greet you outside?
do you really think you can blow the PISS outta them!
All of them?

Dr M Logan
DOTD

That's 'Day', folks. Not 'Dawn'.

[ENTITY2000]

resident evil 2 , my, my , my, my name is ALICE!

[novakru]

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
-Dirty Dancing

[PR3SSUR3]

No kidding, it fucking reeks.

[scouse mac]

Nobody fucks with the King, baby!