Favorite lines/quotes from horror movies

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by scouse mac
Nobody fucks with the King, baby!

Is that Bubba Ho-Tep?

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Is that Bubba Ho-Tep?

Certainly is

Dont make me use my stuff on you baby

[The_Return]

Pit and the Pendulum


"Do you know where you are Bartolome? You are about to enter hell." - Vincent Price, AKA Don Nicholas Medina


"I shall not dwell upon the history of this blasphemous chamber. Suffice it that the blood of a thousand men and women was spilled within these walls--limbs twisted and broken, eyes gouged from bloody sockets, flesh burned black." -Vincent Price, AKA Don Nicholas Medina



The Abominable Dr. Phibes


"My love, precious jewel and noble wife. Severed, too quickly, too cruelly from this life. I alone remain to give delivery of your pain. Nine killed you. Nine shall die. Nine times, nine! Nine killed you! Nine shall die! Nine eternities in doom!" -VP as Dr. Anton Phibes


"I am already... dead." -Same as above


"Well I have discovered they all have one thing in common."
"If you say they've all died mysteriously I'll bloody kill you!" -Norman Jones as Sgt. Schenley [1st line] to Peter Jeffrey as Insp. Trout.

^ EASILY the best line that isnt delivered by Price. Although most everything Trout says is great



Theatre of Blood


Message found with a box- "I am sorry to miss the meeting, but my heart is with you. George." [Box contains George's heart:p]

Reading a newspaper article- "Mr. Lionheart's rendering of the role can only be described as villainous. Placed between the delicately underplayed performances of Tamora and Lavinia; one is irresistibly reminded of a Ham Sandwitch" - Vincent Price as Edward Lionheart

"Burn! BURN! Come fire, consume this petty world. And in its ashes, let my memory lie!" -Is there really any question?


Thats enough from that movie.....In a thread like this you could put the entire scrpit for both this and Dr. Phibes.



Session 9


"I live in the weak and the wounded... Doc." -Simon, whose voice wasnt credited.


"A couple days ago, right after I found out about this job, I went home. I had flowers, I wanted to celebrate. I came in she was cookin' pasta. I wanted to kiss her. I guess she turned the wrong way because next thing I know, I've got a pot of boiling water all over m'leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin' but I slapped her. I knew it was an accident, but I hit her for it. *trying to make sense of it* I hurt my wife. I love my wife." -Peter Mullan as Gordon. It isnt as good typed, but the expression in his voice....wow.


The Machinist

"A little guilt goes a long way." Christian Bale as Trevor Rezinck

[slasherman]

Martin Landaus (Bela Lugosi):

Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!

Beware, beware, beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy-dog tails, and big fat snails. Beware, take care, beware.

http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/movies/ew4.jpg

[scouse mac]

I hope I give you the shits!

Dog Soldiers

[flabby_man22]

"I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cow bell!"

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, *slurp noise*"

"Shut up you fucking jew!"
"Cartman, don't say the F word!"
"What, jew?"

[ENTITY2000]

papa's got a brand new bag!

[pinkfloyd45769]

"It's like trumpets and fireworks.." Sleepless in Seattle! One of the best imo!

[novakru]

'So long and Thanks for all the fish'

[themerchant]

"Come on, who wants some, come get some, THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!"

-Army of Darkness, Evil dead 3

[pinkfloyd45769]

"you better hope your soul belongs to jesus, cause you ass belongs to me!"- Full Metal Jacket:D

[ItsAlive75]

"You tell him... you tell him, We fucked up. He got away."

Scarface

[pinkfloyd45769]

"God himself could'nt sink this ship" Titanic

[pinkfloyd45769]

"It's alive,It's alive"-Frankenstein

[The_Return]

The opening naration from TCM:

"The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre."




Dagon-

"I gotta get a bigger cell phone..."

[The_Return]

"Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything"

[giallobelly]

"I see Blue...He looks GLORIOUS!"

[giallobelly]

"Hey man, why ya got me in here lookin at chicken scratches on the shithouse wall?"

[The_Return]

Originally posted by giallobelly
"Hey man, why ya got me in here lookin at chicken scratches on the shithouse wall?"


Bah, whats that from? Doncha just hate it when you recognize a quote be cant remember what it's from....

[Inspector Abber]

"I'm sure that if a monster were out roaming northern England we'd have seen it on the telly."

[giallobelly]

Originally posted by The_Return
Bah, whats that from? Doncha just hate it when you recognize a quote be cant remember what it's from....

Bubba Ho-Tep

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Inspector Abber
"I'm sure that if a monster were out roaming northern England we'd have seen it on the telly."

"A naked american man just stole my balloons."

[ItsAlive75]

"My name's awesome."

John (me)

[slasherman]

Originally posted by The_Return

Dagon-

"I gotta get a bigger cell phone..."
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/cellphone-web.jpg

[doctor satan]

Frank Bannister: You are such an asshole!

FBI agent Danvers: Yes i am an asshole, I'm an asshole with an UZI!

[Tat2]

"Come on...he's insane. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandmas' underwear....yeah...smearin' himself with peanutbutter."

Brad Pitts character in Se7en

[The_Return]

Originally posted by doctor satan
Frank Bannister: You are such an asshole!

FBI agent Danvers: Yes i am an asshole, I'm an asshole with an UZI!


Bwahahahaha, great movie.


-"When a man's jawbone drops off it's time to reassess the situation"

-"Death ain't no way to make a living!"

-"You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my black ass to Los Angeles!"

-"There's a reason they call me the "hanging judge". Followed shortly by " I like it when they lie still like that."

-"Ain't nuthin worse than a bunch of pissed off brothers that's already dead."

So many more....very quoteable movie

[scouse mac]

"Right then! Apart from sanitation, education, medication, the wine, public order, irrigation, the roads, a fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever given us?"

"Peace?"

"Peace! Shut up!"

[The_Return]

"I want to play a game"

"Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life."

"How much blood would you shed to stay alive? Live or die... Make your choice."

-Jigsaw, Saw/Saw 2

[pinkfloyd45769]

You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Fight club(i love this movie)

[pinkfloyd45769]

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. napoleon dynomite:D

[pinkfloyd45769]

Can I call you a cab?
Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker! fear and loathing in las vegas

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
"Dont call me Shirley."
Airplane

"Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffin' glue."

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
"Did I leave the iron on?"

Doctor: "Captain, when can you land this plane?"
Capt: "I can't tell"
Doc: "You can tell me. I'm a doctor."
Capt: "No, i dont know."
Doc: "Can't you take a guess?"
Capt: "Well, not for another two hours."
Doc: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

Have to say IMO airplane, blazin' saddles and monty python's life of brian are the funniest film ever made. Fact.

[Tat2]

There are numerous funny lines in Lake Placid, here area couple that come to mind:

"This is where if I had a dick...I'd tell you to suck it!"
Betty White

"...and when I get back, you can chew the bark off my big fat log."
Hecter

"Was that a Homo-sexual remark?"
The Sheriff

"I keep getting hit with heads!"
Bridget Fonda


The Thing

"Nobody...nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired."
MacReady

"If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how could you tell it was really me?"
Childs

"...I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off what ever it is."
Clark

"I wondered when El-Capitan was going to get a chance to use his pop-gun."
Palmer

"I don't know about Copper, but I give you my word I did not go near that blood."
Gary

"You gotta be fucking kidding"
Palmer

[pinkfloyd45769]

: How can you see places like this... and have moments like this and not believe?
Landon: You're lucky to be so sure.
Jamie: It's like the wind. I can't... see it, but I feel it. A Walk to Remember!

[pinkfloyd45769]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

[slasherman]

Robocop (http://www.garnersclassics.com/wavs/robocop/cops.wav)

[pinkfloyd45769]

Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Wizard of Oz

[pinkfloyd45769]

I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy. House of 1,000 Corpse

[pinkfloyd45769]

Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it! American Pie!

[pinkfloyd45769]

: You can be anywhere when your life begins. When the future opens up in front of you. And you may not even realize it at first, but it's already happening.Crazy/Beautiful

[pinkfloyd45769]

And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS! Batman

[pinkfloyd45769]

Naw-uh, fuck that. Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan fucking pie! Reindeer Games(love this movie)

[pinkfloyd45769]

I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket lining. The Patriot

[slasherman]

Back to the future (http://www.garnersclassics.com/wavs/mcflyhello.wav)

[slasherman]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Ever see a grown man naked?
Airplane
http://www.garnersclassics.com/wavs/grownman.wav

[GorePhobia]

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

---Clark Griswold - National Lampoon's Vacation

[doctor satan]

That goddamn fucking Elvis Presley!

What did you just say about the King?

I said he died three days before Grouch.........

You ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley in my prescence again,
I WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

[scouse mac]

"Hell of a thing, killin' man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

Unforgiven

[taylorsmommy]

"Get away from her you bitch!"

Aliens

[pinkfloyd45769]

Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breath in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breath in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. Sleepless in Seattle

[taylorsmommy]

"He went out with a bang, not a whimper"

Big Chill

[pinkfloyd45769]

I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough. The Notebook

[novakru]

'It's a fusion of Jazz and Funk,it's called Junk.'
-Robots

[themerchant]

"Worth diein' for, worth killin' for, worth goin to hell for."
Marv--Sin City

[pinkfloyd45769]

1,500 people went into the sea... when Titanic sank from under us... there were twenty boats floating nearby... and only one came back. *One*. Six were saved from the water... myself included. Six. Out of 1,500. Afterward, the 700 people in the boats had nothing to do but wait... wait to die... wait to live... wait for an absolution... that would never come.

[alkytrio666]

Francois: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"

Clouseau: "The exploding kind."

-The Pink Panther Strikes Again

[DraculaInDallas]

1100 men went in the water, 316 came out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Robert Shaw - "Jaws"

[pinkfloyd45769]

You have to learn to walk. You have to learn to talk. You have to wear that totally ridiculous hat your grandma bought you. And when you get a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, you don't get to choose what they put in those meatballs in the cafeteria, or when to fall in love. Sometimes stuff happens and you just have to deal.

[scouse mac]

Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[meetthecreeper]

Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile
off your rosy fucking cheeks.
Then give me a fucking automobile.
A fucking Datsun,
a fucking Toyota,
a fucking Buick.
Four fucking wheels and a seat.
I don't care for the way you're speaking.
I don't care for the way
your company left me in fucking nowhere
with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.
I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway
and across a fucking runway
to get back here to have you smile
at my fucking face.
I want a fucking car
right fucking now.
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, what?
You're fucked.

Planes Trains and Automobiles

[meetthecreeper]

Sometimes the sharks would go away, other times they wouldnt go away.

Robert Shaw "Quint"- Jaws

[pinkfloyd45769]

Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody. Bad Santa

[slasherman]

Delbert Grady: Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

[novakru]

Originally posted by scouse mac
Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

Blade Runner is a movie I had on VHS (Directors Cut baby) and played that sucker till it warped.
When it finally got to the point it no longer played and spit out ribbons of film all over my floor,I buried it in the backyard like a beloved pet.
The story it was based on(in the collected stories 'counterfeit unrealities'-if you would like to pick it up.) had almost nothing to do with the cinematic version-but I love the story as well....and it sits on my 'special' bookshelf with my rare and autographed books.(ok,there's THREE,but... SO? AND? )

I have now .....an official crush on you Scouse:D

[Tat2]

"The cage goes in the water...you go in the water...the sharks' in the water...."

Quint - Jaws

[novakru]

It takes 40 minutes to bury a body....


longer if it's still alive...


tougher if it's your best friend.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired Erin Brockovich

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by novakru
Blade Runner is a movie I had on VHS (Directors Cut baby) and played that sucker till it warped.
When it finally got to the point it no longer played and spit out ribbons of film all over my floor,I buried it in the backyard like a beloved pet.
The story it was based on(in the collected stories 'counterfeit unrealities'-if you would like to pick it up.) had almost nothing to do with the cinematic version-but I love the story as well....and it sits on my 'special' bookshelf with my rare and autographed books.(ok,there's THREE,but... SO? AND? )

I have now .....an official crush on you Scouse:D

(Blushing furiously) Bladerunner one of my all time favs too, love the scenes with Rutger and Harrison. The story was 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep' i think? And cos your a class A sweetie pie i'll quote another one ;)



"The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly Roy. Look at you, you're the prodigal son, you're quite a prize."
"I've done questionable things."
"Also extraordinary things. Revel in your time."

[evil_deadman]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass..and i'm all out of bubble gum" Roddy Piper"They Live"

"Well hello mister fancy pants ..well i got news for you ,pal.You aint leading but 2 things..jack and
shit..and jack just left town" Bruce Campbell "Army of Darkness"

"maybe..just maybe my boys can protect the book..yeah and maybe i'm a chinese jet pilot".Bruce Campbell from "Army of Darkness".

"Shop smart..shop S-mart!".....and .."Yo..she -bitch..lets go!"from the same movie.(as well as lots more from "Army of Darkness.)

"I like them french fried potaters..mmmmmmm hmmmmm" Billy Bob Thornton "Sling Blade"

also from same movie."Some folks call it a kaiser blade..i call it a sling blade"

"Yes ma'am..we got more money that God" Tom Hanks"Forrest Gump"

"I didnt mean to call you meatloaf ,Jack" David Naughton" An American werewolf in London."

[pinkfloyd45769]

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. Americn Beauty

[slasherman]

:rolleyes: color hurt my eyes :p

[Inspector Abber]

'I am the supreme being, I'm not entirely dim.' - Time Bandits

[scouse mac]

"It's not the age, it's the mileage"

Raiders of the lost Ark

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Gladiator! IMO, one of the greatest films ever made.

Its a quality film alright

"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Inspector Abber
'I am the supreme being, I'm not entirely dim.' - Time Bandits

That film is one of my all time favorites.

"We can make beans into peas!"- Time Bandits

Listen Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. Now I'm no dummy. I know high school. - Better of Dead

[scouse mac]

"Listen, lady. You take my picture and I'm going to rip off your brassiere and strangle you with it."

Witness

[The Mothman]

1. Bad Guy holding up supermaket: "Ive got a bomb! I swear ill blow this place up! Ill kill em all!"
Stallone "Go ahead. I dont shop here."





2. "This is where the law stops, and I start"

Sylvester Stallone Cobra

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Haunted
That film is one of my all time favorites.

"We can make beans into peas!"- Time Bandits



I love this film too, made a huge impression on me when I was a kid.

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock on Day One!"

[Hate_Breeder]

Southpark Episode 806-Goobacks from the Future

"Alright so any ideas how we can stop the future from happening?"

"How bout we cause more Global Warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt and it ushers in a new ice age..."

"How the hell is Global Warming gonna cause an ice age?!"

"Well you know the Global Warming..could bring on like a climate shift..or something."

"Chet you are fucking retard you know that? Even if Global Warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isnt..it would take MILLIONS of years for a climate shift to happen. You think an ice age can just happen all the sudden-like?"

"Well i was just tryin to be helpful."

"Well help your self to a fuckin science book cause your talkin like a fucking retard..now comeon people we got to think, damnit they tookir jebs!"

Crowd: "TOOK ARR JBS! TooCK ARE JIBS. DAKKA DERKA DAKKA!

[pinkfloyd45769]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Inspector Abber]

"You know, I'm a bit apprehensive about finding the others sir. Do you think you know where we are sir?"

"Trout, I don't think. I know!"

"I don't think you know either sir."

Dr Phibes Rises Again

[novakru]

In this world there are only two tragedies.
One is not getting what one wants,and the other is getting it.

-Wilde,Lady Windermere's Fan

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Inspector Abber
"You know, I'm a bit apprehensive about finding the others sir. Do you think you know where we are sir?"

"Trout, I don't think. I know!"

"I don't think you know either sir."

Dr Phibes Rises Again


Classic! Those two would have to be my all-time favourite horror movie dectives:p. Well, at the very least, they're the funniest:D

[PR3SSUR3]

"I fucked my uncle yesterday"

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

[The_Return]

"Every time we build a better mousetrap, Sir, Phibes just builds a better mouse!"

^

Another great Trout line from Dr. Phibes Rises Again:D

[Elvis_Christ]

"I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfukers, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers" - GG Allin in HATED

[Sukie]

"They can bill me." Ripley in Aliens.

[novakru]

Originally posted by Sukie
"They can bill me." Ripley in Aliens.

I love this movie!
They had so many great quotes in it.

Paxton's character "Yeah,it's a dry heat"

Same character -She signed up cause she thought it said 'illegal aliens'.

[alkytrio666]

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
-Alex

"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage."
-Alex

"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."
-Alex

"Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!"
-Alex

-A Clockwork Orange

[dewaholic]

"I'll have creamofsomeyoungguy" "asphinctersayswhat" Wayne's World.

" What the fuck you mean I'm funny? Do I amuse you? Like I'm a fucking clown? Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by dewaholic


" What the fuck you mean I'm funny? Do I amuse you? Like I'm a fucking clown? Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

Great quote!!!! I love that movie!!:D

[Lorre]

"Dude, do you think I should have worn a cumberbunt?"

Troy: "Are you going to the cafeteria?"
Sebastian: "Maybe."
Troy: "Then get me two tacos. Two tacos!"

The Adventures of Sebastian Cole

[Lorre]

"Look it's trying to think."

"They've got a cherry pie that'll kill ya."

Out of the darkness a magician longs to see,
one path between two worlds,
fire walk with me.

Laura: "I am the muffin."
Jacques: "And what a muffin you got."

Twin Peaks

[novakru]

"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No...Have you?"

-Aliens

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by novakru
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No...Have you?"

-Aliens

My favourite film for so many years!

"Believe me I'd prefer not to go. I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid."

[HoRrOrFRK]

"Just something you have to do, doesn't mean you have to like it."
Leatherface's Father

[scouse mac]

"Only demons should fear me....and you're not a demon are you?"

Frailty

[The_Return]

"Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision. But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even your Buddhists and your Christians."

"Don't worry, I'm not going to burst through your chest."

"Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have."


All are said by Prot [Kevin Spacey] in K-Pax

[The_Return]

"Who's Laughing NOW!?!"

Evil Dead 2

[alkytrio666]

"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"
-Major T. J. "King" Kong
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[Yellow Jacket]

Look at my signature!

Here's another one I like:
"Coach Brakett: We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
Porky's

[PR3SSUR3]

"You snotty little bastard!"

A Few Good Men.

[slasherman]

Lost Highway

My head..my head

[alkytrio666]

Lee: "Do I have any enemies? No, none."
Chris Adams: "No enemies?"
Lee: "Alive."
-The Magnificant Seven

[scouse mac]

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

[joshaube]

Hey, I'm working on a horror blog and I am integrating a random quote script. I have a few quotes, but am looking for more. Preferably not too long (not conversations), and one-liners are best. They should be from horror movies people have heard of, so they are easily recognized, they should be witty, famous, or funny. Thanks :) So far (will add as updated);

"What ever you do, don't fall asleep."
"It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare."
"I kick ass for the Lord!"
"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
"This is my boomstick."
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Have you checked the children?"
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
"Welcome to prime time, bitch."
"What a lovely day for an exorcism."
"They're coming for you, Barbara!"

[The_Return]

I hate repeat threads:

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18343&highlight=quotes

[joshaube]

Sorry about that.

[The_Return]

Mark Van Doren- "If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you"


[During a poker game]
Dick Goodwin- "I know you're lying."
Charles Van Doren- "Bluffing. The word is bluffing."


Herbie Stemple- "If I do nothing else I will convince them that Hebert Stemple knows what won the God-damned Academy Award for best God-damned picture of 1955"


Alan Freedman- "It's not like we're hardened criminals here. We're in show business."


Dick Goodwin- "I thought we were gonna get television. The truth is... television is gonna get us."


All from Quiz Show, amazing movie.

[scouse mac]

'I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!'

The Thing

[Lorre]

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

Vincent: I could blow.

Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother fucker, mother fucker! Everytime my finger touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck and I doin' in the back? You're the mother fucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washing the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

Pulp Fiction

[Haunted]

Anthony Micheal Hall: Las' year I was crazy insane for this eighth grade bitch.

Blues Cat: Crazy?

Other Blues Cat: Insane?

Old Blues Cat: Crazy insane.

Weird Science

[wood_elf_pansy]

" They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it"

-Rocco, The Boondock Saints(1999)

[wood_elf_pansy]

T.R. Chula(the spider from An American Tale: Fievel Goes West ): "[singing] The itsy bitsy spider caught a mouse in its web, the itsy bitsy spider bit off the mouse's head"

[mothermold]

the devil's rejects.


Darrell:"Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?"

[mothermold]

snatch


Bricktop:"If I throw a dog a bone I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not!"

[Posher778]

i just had one but forgot it, i loved the line in scream where barrymore asked why you want to no my name? and he said "cause i want to no who i'm looking at"

funny one in scream, just because the way she said it and the scene surrounding it, was when the girl was in the garage and the scream guy was chasing her, and she hurled the beer bottle at him and nailed him and was like "fucker!!!" i just thought how she said it was hilarious.

i'm sure some will come to me eventually.

[Yellow Jacket]

One of my favorites is from Wes Craven's New Nightmare. It's the scene in the beginning where Nancy keeps getting the calls from the Freddy Krueger stalker. "One two..." hangs up. Phone rings again; Nancy picks up. "Freddys' comin' for you". I just love the way Krueger says Freddy's comin' for you really fast. Had me cracking up.

[stubbornforgey]

ring 2 'em not your fucking mother'

[Posher778]

anything krueger says is funny, just cause hes trying to be, but still be scary


"i'm ur boyfriend nowwww"

heres one from van helsing>

"i think if you're going to kill someone DO IT, don't stand there talking about it!!" then she stabs her.


>yeah, sorry bout that, forgot to search for this thread.

[bloodygurl02]

i agree w/ anything freddy says like in freddy vs jason right b4 he goes after the girl from destinys child he says ummm dark meat. and when hes in jasons dream and says i can't help shes dead on her feet rereing to the counseler that was being fucked

[kpropain]

Just about every line from Drayton Sawyer and Chop Top in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

[Posher778]

Batman Begins>

"It isn't who i am underneath, but what i do that defines me"

perfect in that movie.

[hulkamaniak]

Scream, went something like
"You hang up on me and ill break your f***ing neck" . . . i forgot if thats the direct quote, but it sounds mad how its said.

[AUSTIN316426808]

A few favs of mine....

JOSEY: You a bounty hunter?

BOUNTY HUNTER: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.

JOSEY: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.

The Outlaw Josey Wales
---------------
MAYOR: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy.

HARRY: Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

MAYOR: Intent? How did you establish that?

HARRY: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

MAYOR: I think he's got a point.

Dirty Harry
----------------
CHIEF: I want an answer. Have you been following that man?

HARRY: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.

CHIEF: How?

HARRY: ‘Cause he looks too damn good, that's how.

Dirty Harry
-----------------------
MAGGIE: Mr. Dunn?

FRANKIE: I owe you money?

MAGGIE: No, sir.

FRANKIE: I know your mamma?

MAGGIE: Thought you might be interested in training me.

FRANKIE: I don't train girls.

MAGGIE: People who seen me fight say I'm pretty tough.

FRANKIE: Girlie... tough ain't enough.

Million Dollar Baby
-------------------------
JULIE: I only handle young, single girls.

COOGAN: Yeah, me too.

Coogan's Bluff

[Posher778]

no, close though, in scream it was. "hang up on me again and i'll gut you like a fish"

[sabersword]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Translation ; In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

[scouse mac]

Monty Pythons Holy Grail


1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?

King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!

King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?

King Arthur: Yes!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!

King Arthur: What?

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?

King Arthur: We found them.

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

King Arthur: What do you mean?

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

King Arthur: Please!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?



I know its more of a passage than a quote but I love this bit, especially when he asks if coconuts migrate!

[Haunted]

This is from Blazing Saddles. It's one of my favorite songs.

As sung by the late great Madeline Kahn: I'm Tired

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire,
set men on fire,
I have this power,
morning noon and night it's drink and dancing,
some quick romancing,
and then a quick shower,
stage door johnnies always surround me,
they always hound me,
with one request,
who can satisfy their lustful habits,
I'm not a rabbit!
I need some rest!

I'm tired,
sick and tired of love,
I've had my fill of love,
from below and above,
tired,
tired of being admired,
tired of love uninspired,
let's face it,
I'm tired!

I've been with 1000's of men,
again and again,
they promise the moon,
they always coming and going,
going and coming,
and always too soon!
Right girls?

I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame?
I'm so tired,
God dammit I'm tired!

Hello cowboy, what's your name?
Tex 'mam
Tex 'mam ? Tell me Tex'mam, are you in show business?
No
We'll then why don't you get your freaking feet off here
La ha
Ah ha he hu...
Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat? Or are you just enjoying the show?
Ah ha ah...
Oh miss lilly, oh my laby, oh my pussy cat, put it there baby, put it... ohhhhh

I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame,
I'm so tired

[soldiers:]
she's tired
-she's tired
sick and tired of love
-give her a break
she's had her fill of love
-she's not a snake
from bellow and above
-can't you see she's sick?
tired
-she's bushed
tired of being admired
-let her alone
tired of love uninspired
-get off the phone
she's tired
-don't you know she's pooped?

I've been with 1000's of men,
again and again,
they sing the same toon,
the start with Byron and Shelly,
and jump on your belly,
and bust your ballon!
aye!
tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a freakin shame,
I'm so...
let's face it,
everything below the waste is kapput!

[The_Return]

Originally posted by sabersword
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Translation ; In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

"Lies dreaming", isnt it?

[Haunted]

Well, you know Easter's around the corner when old threads start resurrecting.:D

[Posher778]

Do you know why you kill people roman? DO YOU??

"don't wanna hear it sidney!!"

BECAUSE YOU FUCKING CHOOSE TO there is no explanation!!

"Damn it shut up shut the fuck UP!"

Why don't you just take some FUCKING responsibility and..

"fuck you!"

no FUCK YOU!!

^Scream3, sidney vs roman. I just love seeing Neve Verbally assault the killer :)


"did you really call the cops sidney?.... My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at meee!"
^Scream

"Oh honestly how does one suck a fuck?"

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Haunted
This is from Blazing Saddles. It's one of my favorite songs.

As sung by the late great Madeline Kahn: I'm Tired



AHH! Love the movie, love the song. Love the performace. Made me smile, and I think I'll watch this for my billionth time this week.

[monalisa]

OK, I'll start nice...

"God, please help me to be the person my dog thinks I am."

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart" (I know I 've used that one before)

"Lick my plate, you dog dick" - Choptop (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2) aka Bill Moseley, ya know the guy who is OTIS!!!!

[Posher778]

"omg omg, there's someone upstairs!!"

(friend on phone) Kill kill kill kill kill, die die die die die!

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"


Scary movie 2
"as we goooo on, we rememberrrr, all the timesss we, had togetherrrrr!"

~interrupted by singer on radio~

"hey, shut the FUCK UP and let me sing"

[Haunted]

I've quoted this before... a looooong time ago...maybe in this thread, but I'm going to quote it again.

From "Better Off Dead," possibly John Cusak's best movie...

Charles LaMarr to Lane Meyers (John Cusak)...
"Lane, I've been at this high school for seven and a half years. Now, I'm no dummy. I know high school."

By the way, Alky, isn't that just a great movie? God, there's nothing like a Mel Brooks film when you're depressed.

I just realized that this thread was specifically for quotes from horror movies. The afore mentioned movie is not, in fact, a horror movie and neither is Blazing Saddles.

Well, into everyone's life a little random must fall.

[Dante'sInferno]

Bah....





Catherine: Go to hell!
Gabriel: Heaven, darling. Heaven. At least get the zip code right.
Catherine: It's all the same to you, isn't it?
Gabriel: No. In heaven, we believe in love.
Catherine: What do you love, Gabriel?
Gabriel: Cracking your skull.

[horrormaster]

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Source (https://readbeach.com/quotes)