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Thomasgeorge
01-30-2006, 10:18 AM
Youre in your house watching a horror movie when the news comes on and says a masked murderer who is in your town then the door blows open and there's a 8foot tall man or woman and has a axe you run and hide and grab a weapon but where would you hide and what would you use
If an 8 ft. tall dude comes through my door, i'm gonna throw him a basketball.
Thomasgeorge
01-30-2006, 10:36 AM
ok 6 foot en
AUSTIN316426808
01-30-2006, 10:38 AM
I watch tv in my bedroom which is where I have 2 guns, so I wouldn't hide at all. I'd get a gun and do what I have to do.
filmmaker2
01-30-2006, 10:38 AM
No, you basically say to them, "Look, uh, the radio says there's an axe murderer roaming around somewhere near, and I see that you happen to have an axe, which is very fortuitous...so you would be the perfect person to defend my home against the murderer...."
Thomasgeorge
01-30-2006, 10:43 AM
the killer is jason
Haunted
01-30-2006, 10:55 AM
Make him a cup of tea and try to get him to give me his story.
Me: So, Jason, what was it like the first time you hacked a teenager to death?
Jason: ...
Me: Was it theraputic? Fun? Or were you just really bored and pissed off at the system?
Jason: .... Got any lemon?
MichaelMyers
01-30-2006, 11:30 AM
"I AM JESUS. NOW DROP YOUR SWEET LITTLE PANTIES."
stubbornforgey
01-30-2006, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Make him a cup of tea and try to get him to give me his story.
Me: So, Jason, what was it like the first time you hacked a teenager to death?
Jason: ...
Me: Was it theraputic? Fun? Or were you just really bored and pissed off at the system?
Jason: .... Got any lemon?
LOL..
something like...jase!!jase my old man..
see he must be htting 50 something by now..
aint you a little too old for this ..huh..??
Why not make a career change.
I would prolly drop to the floor and beg..
'WHYYYYYYYY..WHYYYYYYY..of all houses in this street...why choose mine.'
VampiricClown
01-30-2006, 11:49 AM
I don't watch tv much, so I wouldn't know. But I'd grab 3 of my swords, 4 knives, 2 guns, my blowgun and my throwing axe. That should hold anyone off. I have no reason to hide either. I'm not scared of anything.
VampiricClown
01-30-2006, 11:50 AM
Not only that, I'd probably hunt the bastard down.
The_Return
01-30-2006, 04:21 PM
I have an iron firepoker in my room [Made it myself], plus a jackknife. Knife wouldnt be any help, but if I needed to I could do some damage with the poker. It's hooked in the end, one well placed swipe would incapacitate* any normal person. If it was "Jason", we'd all be screwed ayone, with the whole invincibility deal and all.
*Im pretty sure I spelled that wrong
VampiricClown
01-30-2006, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
I have an iron firepoker in my room [Made it myself], plus a jackknife. Knife wouldnt be any help, but if I needed to I could do some damage with the poker. It's hooked in the end, one well placed swipe would incapacitate* any normal person. If it was "Jason", we'd all be screwed ayone, with the whole invincibility deal and all.
*Im pretty sure I spelled that wrong
How'd you make it?
Yeah, if it was Jason, we'd all die.
The_Return
01-30-2006, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
How'd you make it?
Yeah, if it was Jason, we'd all die.
Visited a Blacksmith shop last summer. It's about 2 and a half feet long, completly made from one rod of iron. A firend of mine made a roasting fork, would make a much better weapon...though mine is still pretty sharp and would hurt like a bitch to get hit with.