Christmas Carols

[Yellow Jacket]

Here are a few updated christmas Caroles.

I'll Be Homeless for Christmas

I'll be homeless for Christmas
My bank account has decreed
Please give me money and some food to eat
And hookers so I'm not lonely
Hopefully you'll find me
Not dead on the streets
I'l, be homeless for Christmas
Why can't this just be a dream?


Let Her Blow

Oh, the women nowadays are frightful
And the hookers always have a mouthful
And since I have to pay for a ho
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow.

She doesn't show signs of stopping
But my dick is starting its popping
So I turned the lights down low
And let her blow, let her blow, let her blow.

When we finally stop for the night
Her mouth is full with cum
She started to turn out the lights
And started sucking some more

My boner is slowly dying
And, my dear, is finally leaving
But as long as she loves me so
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow.

I'll post more shortly.

[alkytrio666]

They don't really rhyme or anything...

[Yellow Jacket]

The Twelve Days of Horror Christmas

On the first day of christmas, my true love sent to me
A dead girl in a pear tree

On the second day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Freddy Gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the third day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Three death beds
Two Freddy Gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the fourth day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy Gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the fifth day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the sixth of christmas, my true love sent to me
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the seventh day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten gory beatings
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven serial killers sniping
Ten gory beatings
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve boys a-cumming
Eleven serial killers sniping
Ten gory beatings
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
They don't really rhyme or anything...

I did my best! I'm not the greatest. Just having a little holiday fun!

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
The Twelve Days of Horror Christmas

On the first day of christmas, my true love sent to me
A dead girl in a pear tree

On the second day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Freddy Gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the third day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Three death beds
Two Freddy Gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the fourth day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy Gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the fifth day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the sixth of christmas, my true love sent to me
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the seventh day of christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten gory beatings
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven serial killers sniping
Ten gory beatings
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve boys a-cumming
Eleven serial killers sniping
Ten gory beatings
Nine naked ladies prancing
Eight bloody killings
Seven slicers a-swinging
Six bodies decaying
Five killing machines
Four suicidal girls
Three death beds
Two Freddy gloves
And a dead girl in a pear tree

I like that one!