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meetthecreeper
12-06-2005, 10:45 AM
1. Ike and Tina Turner dolls with removable black eyes
2. Deliverance the board game
3. Butch Barbie
4. Twister for Dummies
5. My first Taxidermy kit
VampiricClown
12-06-2005, 10:57 AM
lmao!
1. Eliminate my stupid-ass uncles.
2. For me and Sydney to get back together (Not a sick one).
3. Snap my fingers and my my other two exes dissapear for bugging the shit out of me.
4. Scare a bunch of people with my collection of sharp objects.
5. Mutilation 101.
Zombee
12-06-2005, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
1. Ike and Tina Turner dolls with removable black eyes
2. Deliverance the board game
3. Butch Barbie
4. Twister for Dummies
5. My first Taxidermy kit
Very funny..Deliverance the board game! "Its your turn" "NO its your turn"...too funny
OK - here's my sickest XMas presents:
1) Swastika baby rattle
2) Ronco's "Do-it-yourself circumcision kit"
3) Mattel's "My First Pet Funeral" package - with special fast acting poison
4) The Rush Limbaugh Bible - now in a special kid-friendly version
5) and, for the most horrifying, a Sam Alito Confirmation - makes my blood turn cold
stubbornforgey
12-06-2005, 12:17 PM
jessica simpson with oompah loompah legs
Mariah Carey with mama cass elliots body
Barbie doll that when you push her head down ..small blades come out all over her body.
psiren
12-06-2005, 12:18 PM
framed pieces of Ed Gein's collection
blow-up dolls for paedos that explode on contact
a machine where if a dog poops on your garden it catapults it straight onto the owner
electrecution phone cord to get pesky sales people
:p
VampiricClown
12-06-2005, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Zero
OK - here's my sickest XMas presents:
1) Swastika baby rattle
2) Ronco's "Do-it-yourself circumcision kit"
3) Mattel's "My First Pet Funeral" package - with special fast acting poison
4) The Rush Limbaugh Bible - now in a special kid-friendly version
5) and, for the most horrifying, a Sam Alito Confirmation - makes my blood turn cold
ROTFLMMFAO!!! It sounds like an advertisement from a really sick Toy's R Us. HA!
zwoti
12-06-2005, 12:54 PM
Battle to Baghdad: The Fight for Freedom (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10118026/site/newsweek/)
pinkfloyd45769
12-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
Battle to Baghdad: The Fight for Freedom (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10118026/site/newsweek/) That is really neat!!:)
Zombee
12-06-2005, 01:29 PM
Betty Crockers Ultimate Canibal Cookbook
Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson Holiday Love Songs
Puppy's for all the little Muslim kids..
Yellow Jacket
12-06-2005, 02:42 PM
Easy Bake Oven's "Knife Kit for Kids"
Hot & Cold's "Masturbation Cream"
Murder for Dummies
More to come where that came from...
stubbornforgey
12-06-2005, 03:25 PM
how to do your own sex transplant
featuring ken and barbie..
with detachable penis and vagina.
Yellow Jacket
12-06-2005, 03:27 PM
Michael Jackson's "Twister" board game
Originally posted by zwoti
Battle to Baghdad: The Fight for Freedom (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10118026/site/newsweek/)
it is the sad fact that some capitalistic bastard will always be sicker than one's worst imaginings. . . god help us all
Yellow Jacket
12-06-2005, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
*APPAULED* Leave the freak alone, already.
No seriously, they should have never trusted a man who wears one glove, plays with kids and had a No 1 hit song called BEAT IT!!! Yuk, Yuk, Yuk!!!:p
Hey, I agree with you on the whole thing. They were a bunch of dumbasses to send their kids to a man's (at least we think he/she is) house where he loves to molest children and shit. You pretty much explained all of it, so I won't go into detail. Though, it's still fun to make fun of the mother.... er, childfucker.
Yellow Jacket
12-06-2005, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Thankyou. If anyone asks why he left the country, they deserve a smack in the head, lolol.:p
Why did Michael Jackson leave? *SMACK* :p
scouse mac
12-06-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Thankyou. If anyone asks why he left the country, they deserve a smack in the head, lolol.:p
He left cos there's easier pickings to had elsewhere, how the hell he got off I don't know!
Sick Presents 1. Any Mariah Carey album
2. Any Celine Dion album
Yellow Jacket
12-06-2005, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by scouse mac
Sick Presents 1. Any Mariah Carey album
2. Any Celine Dion album
Damn dude! Those are the sickest presents so far! No joke!
scouse mac
12-06-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Damn dude! Those are the sickest presents so far! No joke!
Just the thought of those talentless warbling fucks makes my skin crawl, a music video-a-thon of these is a fucking horror movie you dont want to watch.
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
3. Butch Barbie
Been done already
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/BARBIE.jpg
scouse mac
12-06-2005, 05:08 PM
Teletubbies v Jason, one for the kiddies
stubbornforgey
12-06-2005, 05:14 PM
you know ..
I reckon t.t would win..
I think jason would kill himself !!
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-06-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
4. Landmine Soccer.
Have you seen that video? :D
Yellow Jacket
12-07-2005, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by scouse mac
Just the thought of those talentless warbling fucks makes my skin crawl, a music video-a-thon of these is a fucking horror movie you dont want to watch.
Just thinking about that made me get goosebumps. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Anyway, here are more sick X-Mas ideas.
RENT- The Movie Soundtrack
Win, Lose, or DIE Board Game
Milton Bradley's "DICK-nitionary"
Son of the Mask DVD
stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 01:09 PM
nekkie santa@@
IDrinkYourBlood
12-07-2005, 02:01 PM
Buzz Lightyear and Woody toys from sexotica.
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 03:16 PM
Testicle Buttplugs
Jon Benet Ramsey Lego set
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:48 PM
Linda Lovelace style pacifier.
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Linda Lovelace style pacifier.
that'll shut the little bastards up
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:51 PM
:D hhaha
stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 06:52 PM
or a dolly parton one for the over weight
babies..
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:55 PM
Wouldn't that just make 'em greedier?
Like giving a person on a diet a large portion.
Damn they'd hold some milk!
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:56 PM
Shit Trip will kick my ass for speakin' about his wife like that :)
novakru
12-07-2005, 07:14 PM
This thread is hilarious!:cool:
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 07:45 PM
"Post your sick Xmas ideas here."
....rape Santa?
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 07:51 PM
Now you've gone and crossed the line. They'll be here to take you away any moment now.
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Now you've gone and crossed the line. They'll be here to take you away any moment now.
Fuck that, I'll rape them too.
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 07:54 PM
:D Hhaha holy shit!
Are you sure you've got the stamina to pull that off my friend?
novakru
12-07-2005, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Fuck that, I'll rape them too.
Everyone cough up $5 or $10 bucks,we'll buy about 12 hours with a girl for diversionary purposes for IA:D
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:D Hhaha holy shit!
Are you sure you've got the stamina to pull that off my friend?
I was gonna make a joke about a "stunt cock" but I'm too tired.
See, I'm too tired to even TYPE about rape... some rapist I am...
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by novakru
Everyone cough up $5 or $10 bucks,we'll buy about 12 hours with a girl for diversionary purposes for IA:D
I want her alive on delivery this time...
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
See, I'm too tired to even TYPE about rape... some rapist I am...
I don't think anyone's to energetic about raping a fat old man.
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I don't think anyone's to energetic about raping a fat old man.
I know, what ever happened to Chirstmas spirit??
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 08:07 PM
You've got some weird traditions in Iowa :p
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
You've got some weird traditions in Iowa :p
I'm actually from Chicago, but I've adopted the traditions of this quiet state... mostly the rape tradition...
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 08:11 PM
How about the beastality?
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
How about the beastality?
Nah, I like the bushes trimmed.
Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 08:22 PM
Old men shave their genitals?
ItsAlive75
12-07-2005, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Old men shave their genitals?
When they have a gun to their head? Fuckin' aye.
AUSTIN316426808
12-07-2005, 08:32 PM
Do it yourself vasectomy kit.
meetthecreeper
12-08-2005, 10:23 AM
The Neo-Nazi Easy-bake oven with optional gas chamber.
Necrophilia the boardgame.
VampiricClown
12-08-2005, 10:27 AM
I can't help but laugh my freaking head off reading this. There should be more of these type threads.
stubbornforgey
12-08-2005, 11:16 AM
ew ew ew ew !!
they showed a vasectomy documentry
the other night..right at the time i was eating dinner..like ..holy crap.
S.....AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.........NIP!
psiren
12-08-2005, 11:27 AM
oooh! i've seen that before, you see 'em slit the ball then pop out the little white globes...:p
stubbornforgey
12-08-2005, 11:48 AM
yeah ..hubby was like squeezing his legs together real tight..
Elvis_Christ
12-08-2005, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
yeah ..hubby was like squeezing his legs together real tight..
I don't bloody blame him!
Thomasgeorge
12-09-2005, 09:33 AM
yeah i agree