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bloodrayne
08-10-2005, 04:24 AM
Wife Was Battered With Fish

U.K. - Drunk husband John Cole faced the scales of justice for hitting his wife Elaine with a fish.

A court heard the hung-over former fork-lift driver woke up in a rage thinking she had hidden two cans of beer.

He punched the ex-barmaid after hitting her with the 8lb pike from their kitchen during Tuesday's row.

Cole, 54, of Sedgley, West Mids, admitted common assault. He was given a six-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £70 costs by Dudley magistrates.

After Wednesday's hearing, regretful Cole said he couldn't bring himself to eat the pike.

He revealed: "I fed it to our cats and dogs."

Elaine, 49, said she forgave him but added: "I could've been seriously hurt or killed by that fish."

urgeok
08-10-2005, 05:25 AM
now she smells like fish ....... everywhere !!

badump-pshhhh !!!!


hahahhahaha sorry - couldnt resist that one !

horror_master
08-11-2005, 10:23 AM
I bet you she hates fish now.

ItsAlive75
08-11-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by horror_master
I bet you she hates fish now.

Or on the flipside, absolutely loves it.

newb
08-11-2005, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
now she smells like fish ....... everywhere !!

badump-pshhhh !!!!


hahahhahaha sorry - couldnt resist that one !

too easy

urgeok
08-12-2005, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by newb
too easy


you say that every time i beat you to the punch :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-13-2005, 10:39 AM
Even if someone was beaten to death with a fish, I'd still laugh.

urgeok
08-13-2005, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Even if someone was beaten to death with a fish, I'd still laugh.


it depends on what kind of fish though ... right ?