I am soooo pathetic

[Nyder]

Well I have finally realised today that I'll never get laid. And if I lose my job I'll have to kill myself because I won't be able to get another one.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking - I should probably put myself out of my misery now to spare my future misery. But I'm too much of a wimp to kill myself.

I am the most pathetic male in existence! Yes, I am such a spectacular failure and a blight on all humanity...

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Nyder
Well I have finally realised today that I'll never get laid. And if I lose my job I'll have to kill myself because I won't be able to get another one.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking - I should probably put myself out of my misery now to spare my future misery. But I'm too much of a wimp to kill myself.

I am the most pathetic male in existence! Yes, I am such a spectacular failure and a blight on all humanity... .................................................. ..........

[Haunted]

Man, you don't need a message board. You need a psychiatrist. I'm not fucking with you, either. Get some help.

[urgeok]

time to fuck off with this shit.

[ItsAlive75]

Don't cry, dry your eyes. Everything will work out...

If you have booze.

[filmmaker2]

I'll tell you something, you twisted warped individual you: You gotta chill out, because what you're experiencing is totally normal. You may feel like you're in some kind of isolated hell, but lots of folks feel like you at least from time to time.

You're kind of on the young side, you haven't "created" your pattern of life yet nor accomplished anything much of what you'd like to do. From this perspective it all seems so damn impossible, right? Well, it's true that life's a bitch, but that's true for everyone, and wrestling through these moments of self-doubt and grim thinking, as epic as these battles seem to you, is a rite of passage for every human out there. Emotional pain is universal.

If you really are feeling totally like you're going to freak out, then perhaps seeking some help, as Haunted suggested, is a very good idea. But trust me, a lot of the bleakness of your situation exists solely in your mind, and you can train yourself, to some degree, to think and feel differently.

So goddammit, throw a little cold water on your face, fry up a couple of wombats, and relax. You've earned it.

[Deposable]

Pussy is the only thing that matters in this world. you will be nothing without it :rolleyes:

[filmmaker2]

DuDe! I can't believe you... You are like so mean with that shit!!

It's kind of true, though.

[barbra]

Originally posted by filmmaker2

http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang/pictures/funny/animals/king_of_cute.jpg

[Deposable]

Girls are crazy.

They pretend too be all innocent and sweet. they'll suck you in with all that bullshit. Then like a bad Magician they turn into a evil demon bitch from hell.

Life is almost better just finding peace within. with or without a girlfriend/boyfriend.

[barbra]

Originally posted by Deposable
Girls are crazy.

They pretend too be all innocent and sweet. they'll suck you in with all that bullshit. Then like a bad Magician they turn into a evil demon bitch from hell.

Life is almost better just finding peace within. with or without a girlfriend/boyfriend. I prefer masterbation to dick

[filmmaker2]

You know, if we all farmed our own beans and raised cabbages and had moo cows and stuff in our backyards, we wouldn't hafta go to the store for that food stuff.

I totally believe in that "peace from within" shit, Dep. Relationship stuff can be great, and it can also be hellish, and occasionally there's something to be said for just kicking back in the company of oneself.

[barbra]

meeting new people is fun, its what dating is all about but you have to have SOME confidence.

anyhow this guy is getting what he wanted
and my time is still passing by SLOWLY
and I still smell
and cute animals still frolic
and this post is dumb
and Im sober
and totally bored
going crazy
eyeing this bottle of captin lustfully
wondering who I can call
is there anything going on
its 2:30 in the morning
I got to stop bitting my nails
macaroni and cheese is good
I wonder how long I can go on with this
pet birds are poop factorys
water is the shit
jesus saves
sex is lame
breeding stinks
parot heads suck
pot is the ONLY drug
Bush stinks
I still stink
work is great
health care should be free
school should really be free
ignorance is sad
forgivness is the only way
enlightenment is for everyone
is anyone still reading this
Im boardering on spam
green is my favorite color
stanard four cylinder cars are fuil effecent
Im moving to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon

[slasherman]

Originally posted by barbra
I prefer masterbation to dick
why is that :confused:


Originally posted by barbra
jesus saves

...I hate that guy



...........did I get it right ?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Deposable
Girls are crazy.

They pretend too be all innocent and sweet. they'll suck you in with all that bullshit. Then like a bad Magician they turn into a evil demon bitch from hell.

Life is almost better just finding peace within. with or without a girlfriend/boyfriend.


guys have a great track record though....they've never pretended to like a girl just to get in her pants then dump her once they do ..

[meetthecreeper]

Everyone feels this way from time to time, some more than others.

It will pass, you will get laid, you will get fucked over, probably many times, you will have some happiness, you will have some tragedy.

Its all how you deal with it.

Love my woman, hate the relationship.

When I was alone I wanted someone to be with.

When I am with someone I want to be alone.

Funny how that works.

What I really want to do is sell all my possessions (with the exception of my books) and climb a high mountain and become a hermit.

Now I have 2 lives to be responsible for. So that will have to wait.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by barbra
I prefer masterbation to dick

Hallelujah sister!!:D :D


You know, Nyderl, I'm going to level with you. I have several mental illnesses under my belt. They all stem from genetics; it runs on both sides of my family. The thing is, I don't come to this site to whine. I come here to chat with the slightly intelligent to the absolutely intellectually fascinating. This is my escape.

Don't dwell in the dark, my man. Have a little fun. You could be a late bloomer. Even the mentally challenged have fulfilling relationships. Give it time.

Oh, and if you haven't already, enroll in a university. It's one of the best places to learn about leaving your shell, but by no means the only one.

Good luck, dude.

[Gren the cake]

Nyder:

you = teh suxx0r!!

^_^ ^_^ ^_^ HHEHEHEHEHEHE

[urgeok]

all of this heartfelt advice and in 3 weeks they're be another new thread just like this one.

[Haunted]

I hope you're wrong, Urge. However, you're probably right. Next time, as considerate as I may be, I won't be so understanding. In fact I'd probably be really rude.

"Haunted only helps those who help themselves."

[AmarylandPsycho]

I Felt the same way for a long time. I felt that I was unlovable and I covered it up with a whole lot of booze and drugs. When I finally did end up having sex I wasn't happy with it I was dissappointed. I kept drink more and more. The thing is we all search for meaning and a reason to exist and most often we accept things that are only temporary and dont really satisfy us for any extended period of time. I cried out for help to God and told him how I felt hopeless and lost. Well my whole life has changed now and its all thanks to Jesus. If things are that bad ask Christ to help, invite him into your life. If its really that bad can it get any worse. If you want to talk more about it send me a pm. or you can reach me at Osprex@yahoo.com
Take care man and remember There is a reason for it all

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
I hope you're wrong, Urge. However, you're probably right. Next time, as considerate as I may be, I won't be so understanding. In fact I'd probably be really rude.

"Haunted only helps those who help themselves."


ahhh ... so you arent aware then - that this is already the 2nd or 3rd one like it - not to mention the other threads that this 'boo hoo, woe is me diatribe polluted already ?

[newb]

Give the guy a break urge.....he is obviously hurting and in need of female company.


My....my heart bbrreaks for the Nyder.



Here ya go Nyder.

http://www.ionikh.gr/ico/VaselineJelly.jpg

http://www.realisticdrawing.com/loyalist/art_supplies/kleenex.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Deposable
Girls are crazy.

They pretend too be all innocent and sweet. they'll suck you in with all that bullshit. Then like a bad Magician they turn into a evil demon bitch from hell.

Life is almost better just finding peace within. with or without a girlfriend/boyfriend. I don't play any games, and I don't try to 'fool' anyone...Sometimes I'm sweet and sometimes I'm a bitch, depending on the situation, how I'm treated, or even how I might be feeling on any given day...But, I'm like that from beginning to end...My guy knows exactly how I am, and he loves me even when i AM being a bitch;)...I don't HAVE to 'pretend'...

[ItsAlive75]

Women are like magicians... but magicians suck, and they're usually boring...

hahaha what a terribly horrible analogy!

[barbra]

Originally posted by slasherman
why is that :confused:
you know, orgasims are better than fuck hole abuse and desese is every where and people are too premiscuis for my taste you know... I value my vagina and I like to treat it well.

[Deposable]

Would you like too say anything else about you're Vagina?

[Haunted]

Originally posted by barbra
you know, orgasims are better than fuck hole abuse and desese is every where and people are too premiscuis for my taste you know... I value my vagina and I like to treat it well.

Barb, you and I have a lot in common when it comes to sex. I'd rather put on some KY warming oil, think about video game villains and go to town, rather than allowing one more asshole to ram his way into me.

For all the women that do have good men (Bloodrayne!:D ;) ) that rocks. You totally deserve it. I hope that you can spend the rest of your lives together. Count yourself as fortunate.

For all the good guys out there...You may be nicer than Jesus, but I still wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you. Look up the meaning of the Queen of Swords in the tarot. That's me to a T.

[newb]

http://www.learntarot.com/bigjpgs/swords13.jpg

I don't see the resemblance.;)

[Haunted]

That's because it's the Rider Waite deck. I was talking about the DEFINITION of the card, honey.:D :D

[newb]

my bad

The Queen of Swords indicates a woman who is blessed (or cursed) with sharp perception, and highly honed intuition. She is acutely analytical, with a razor-sharp ability to get to the heart of a situation, seeing exactly what is, rather than what others would wish her to see.

She is a private woman, unwilling to let people too close to her until she is satisfied she thoroughly understands their motivations. But once won as a friend, she is unfailingly loyal, honest and supportive.

She's usually very intelligent, with a dry sense of humour. Her penetrating insight will often reveal aspects of themselves to others that they had previously been unable to grasp - thus she is a capable therapist, teacher or leader.

The woman represented by this card will be experienced in the flow of life, understanding a great deal about both the great triumphs, and the deepest failings of the race. Her clarity and measured expression will be of great value at times of confusion and sadness.

Sometimes in a reading, this card will turn up to indicate a woman in a particular phase of her life, where she temporarily becomes a Sword as a result of what is happening to her. In that case the card is not quite so positively defined, for it can indicate a woman left alone, and perhaps embittered. She may be a widow, or a woman passing through the aftermath of divorce.

In this case we often see the more negative aspects of the Queen - coldness, judgementalism, criticism. At these times there is a certain sourness about her, with cynicism and sharpness making themselves felt.

It should be said that these qualities are inherent to the woman who is a Queen of Swords by nature too - if the woman concerned has not evolved sufficiently you will often find that the card represents a person who is hard and cold toward others.

[Haunted]

Do you see what I mean? That is me all over, and people who know me best will tell you that.

Newb, I'm impressed with your detective skills.

[newb]

Got it;)

Just don't be too jaded....the right guy may come along and slip on pass if you put too many blockers out there.

[newb]

Originally posted by Haunted


Newb, I'm impressed with your detective skills.

Call me Clouseau

http://images.greencine.com/images/article/clouseau-panther.jpg

[Deposable]

Originally posted by Haunted
For all the good guys out there...You may be nicer than Jesus, but I still wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you. Look up the meaning of the Queen of Swords in the tarot. That's me to a T.

Thats too bad... because the man that finally gets you, is going to be a lucky fellow

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Deposable
Thats too bad... because the man that finally gets you, is going to be a lucky fellow

That was so incredibly sweet. Thank you, Deposable.:) :)

[ShankS]

is this shit still going......

[barbra]

Originally posted by Deposable
Would you like too say anything else about you're Vagina? it's the greatest thing since sliced bread

[Haunted]

Originally posted by ShankS
is this shit still going......

To whom are you speaking? Hopefully Nyder, because although I may fail from time to time, I try not to whine. Rather, I was agreeing with Barbra that masturbation is better than sex, and the my significator in the Tarot is the Queen of Swords.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Haunted
To whom are you speaking? Hopefully Nyder, because although I may fail from time to time, I try not to whine. Rather, I was agreeing with Barbra that masturbation is better than sex, and the my significator in the Tarot is the Queen of Swords.

thread starter me dear :)

[Haunted]

Yeah, I've already said that he'd better not give us this shit again. He's got a golden opportunity to make some friends around here, and maybe be not so lonely. If he wastes his time and ours...I have and will not show anymore sympath.

Shanks, where've you been? It seems like you haven't been around as much.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Haunted
Yeah, I've already said that he'd better not give us this shit again. He's got a golden opportunity to make some friends around here, and maybe be not so lonely. If he wastes his time and ours...I have and will not show anymore sympath.

Shanks, where've you been? It seems like you haven't been around as much.


tbh I think it's all a front, and he gets some sort of amusement from comming across as a lonely gimp, who thinks it's funny to attempt to get advice from us lot.




was busy and away from home earlier in the week. Got back late tuesday evening, but it was so damn hot I didn't want to sit around for long on my Pc, up till yesterday evening and today.

:)