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bloodrayne
06-15-2005, 03:07 PM
Victim Of Chimp Mauling Out Of Coma

West Covina, California -- A California man mauled by two chimpanzees in March has been brought out of his medically induced coma.

His attorney said 62-year-old Saint James Davis has begun his slow recovery. Davis was attacked by two chimps while he and his wife were visiting their own pet chimp at a wildlife sanctuary near Bakersfield.

Davis was attacked while he and his wife LaDonna were visiting the Animal Haven Ranch outside Bakersfield to celebrate the 39 birthday of their pet monkey Moe.

While the couple was standing outside Moe's cage with a birthday cake, two other chimps escaped and attacked them. They chewed off most of Saint James Davis's face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and genitals.

The owner of the animal sanctuary is asking state authorities to find Moe a new home.

urgeok
06-15-2005, 04:20 PM
gone are the good old days when they just flung shit at you ...

ShankS
06-16-2005, 07:04 PM
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newb
06-16-2005, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
gone are the good old days when they just flung shit at you ...

or harmlessly masterbated in their cages.
http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/04/pf/saving/pepsi_monkey_game/monkey.03.jpg

urgeok
06-17-2005, 05:31 AM
here's one in the process of ripping a guy's nipples off and eating his heart ...

bwind22
06-17-2005, 06:15 AM
SPANKING THE MONKEY 2
The Monkey Spanks Back!

bwind22
06-17-2005, 06:18 AM
But don't think this puts an end to the whole Bruce Lee vs. Angry Chimp dispute! It doesn't!

This dude may have been a Saint, but he still isn't Bruce Lee! Plus, there were 2 chimps! They fight dirty!


Bruce Lee could still kick 1 Angry Chimp's ass!!! And you can quote me on that!

newb
06-17-2005, 06:25 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
But don't think this puts an end to the whole Bruce Lee vs. Angry Chimp dispute! It doesn't!

This dude may have been a Saint, but he still isn't Bruce Lee! Plus, there were 2 chimps! They fight dirty!


Bruce Lee could still kick 1 Angry Chimp's ass!!! And you can quote me on that!

LOL....your not gonna let that go...are ya?

ItsAlive75
06-17-2005, 06:25 PM
Looks like that guy will think twice before he starts monkeying around!

Eh? EH??

eh.....