View Full Version : Zombies.....
Vodstok
05-24-2005, 04:20 AM
I'm not sure why... Maybe it's the weather, or because for some weird reason i had a dream about nazis this morning, but i am in a total zombie mood this morning. All i wanted to do was have a zombie movie playing in the background while i worked...
I have Dawn of the Dead 04 on one o fmy computers, so i decided to watch it. Guess what? it's all messed up. the sound is fine, but the picture is all screwed up. and guess what? if i wat in on the DivX player, the picture is fine, but the sound is fucked up....
So what did that leave me with? 28 days later. I love this movie, BUT, it is not a zombie movie.
NOTLD and the original Dawn are out of my reach right now, currently on cds that are home and not in my possesion. What is a Vod to do? Should i find one o fthose public domain sites and download Night just to feed my craving?
Oh yeah, and the computer i watch them on is having "issues", so even 28 days later is stuttering when it plays...
Shit, i almost wish there were zombies walking about... it would get me out of work...
diminisher
05-24-2005, 04:34 AM
damn sounds like a cursed day.....good luck to ya!
Vodstok
05-24-2005, 04:36 AM
I finally got it to work :D
However, you may be right. My wife called a little while ago, our dog had a seizure... I need a vacation... And maybe some zombies...
The world may actually be a better place if we did have a zombie holocaust... it would certainly clean up the gene pool....
diminisher
05-24-2005, 04:38 AM
lol damn...
good idea!!! zombie holocaust
Vodstok
05-24-2005, 05:39 AM
Yep, zombies start millinbg about, im getting my family, some guns and a boat.
I just hope they are the slow, plodding Romero zombies, not the olympic sprinters from the new Dawn of the Dead.
urgeok
05-24-2005, 06:05 AM
kill a couple of your co-workers .. mix up some chemicals (lawn fertilizer, nuclear waste, twinkies) and see if they come back ...
then try to kill them with a pencil and a stapler.
sorry to hear about the dog ..
Hate_Breeder
05-24-2005, 06:48 AM
Well if all else fails, you can hire Tom Savini to give your crew a cool corpse look...
urgeok
05-24-2005, 06:51 AM
lord no, not a zombie nerd !!
you have to kill them with a slide ruler to the head
Vodstok
05-24-2005, 07:14 AM
Hey, i never had a slide ruler...
urgeok
05-24-2005, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Hey, i never had a slide ruler...
so i guess for todays zombie nerd we'd just have to form a circle and push it around until it falls down and skins its knee.
Vodstok
05-24-2005, 07:30 AM
Ha! thats funny....
Haunted
05-24-2005, 09:23 AM
I'll try some necromancy in a local graveyard...just give me your address....bwahahahahahaha!!!
urgeok
05-24-2005, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I'll try some necromancy in a local graveyard...just give me your address....bwahahahahahaha!!!
or .. he could just go to a bingo hall ...
Gren the cake
05-24-2005, 01:59 PM
fuck. i had a dream of dawn of the dead this morning. or was it day of the dead, whatever
anyway. something had happened, apocalypse or whatever. i was in this hotel and the only person i knew was my friend with the huge wiener. no kidding, its fuckin massive. its massive in real life and it was massive in my dreamt oo, i think im gonna call him
anyway. it wasnt only running awya from the zombies, but we were all figh ting with each other. ya know, cuz i dont waan help u i got to take care of myself dont take my food etc etc.
we were in some truck and there was a truck of midget zombies coming up. theyd jump onto our truck and we've hafto smash their faces in. one of the bigger, older, haggy bitches bit my hand. that sucked
so i was in this room with my cousin and we wre writing peace notes, trying to get allt he humans together. and then i went to the washing machine and started scrubbing period bood out of all my clothes. i think cuz barbra sent me this thing about period blood.
anyway.. yeh. tripped me out :(. especialyl since u postd this...
urgeok
05-24-2005, 02:47 PM
i've had a number of zombie dreams myself ... either that or nuclear war ... armagedon dreams - either way.
ItsAlive75
05-24-2005, 02:52 PM
I once dreamt me and my roommate were catburglars and we broke into a museum and released all these zombies, causing the apocalypse. I was bummed.
urgeok
05-24-2005, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I once dreamt me and my roommate were catburglars and we broke into a museum and released all these zombies, causing the apocalypse. I was bummed.
so the zombies were out taking in some culture and history in the off hours when they wouldnt disturb anyone - and you guys fuck up their night.
you deserve to get eaten,
ItsAlive75
05-24-2005, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
you deserve to get eaten,
God Urge, you sound just like my ma.:D
Marroe
05-24-2005, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i've had a number of zombie dreams myself ... either that or nuclear war ... armagedon dreams - either way. I think I'm the only one I know that's never hadda zombie dream. I do however have dreams with morbid looking dead folk, but they only come back to life if someone is playing a joke on me