Dear lord... It's breeding...

[Vodstok]

My wife stopped by the office minute ago with a nice BK lunch for me as a nice little birthday present.

Then she gave me the real present.

She handed me an envelope. I opened it and nothing was in it. Then she lifted the flap for me and there was writing in it. it said "I'm pregnant!!!"


I'm Gonna be a dad! :D:D:D:D:D:D


So far, this birthday is the best i've ever had.

[urgeok]

god damn boy !

congradulations and best wished for a safe pregnancy !!! how far along is she ?

[barbra]

congradulations, you seem excited so I'll hold back all my baby (dead and alive) jokes.

[zwoti]

congratulations

[newb]

That explains why you haven't been on here much as of late.

Congrats man...........DAMN......a little Vod.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by urgeok
god damn boy !

congradulations and best wished for a safe pregnancy !!! how far along is she ? To the best of my knowledge, just enough to know she is pregnant, only a few weeks.
:D

[newb]

Originally posted by barbra
congradulations, you seem excited so I'll hold back all my baby (dead and alive) jokes.

WTF is the matter with you...a little tact would be nice.

[barbra]

Originally posted by newb
WTF is the matter with you...a little tact would be nice. I wasnt trying to be rude. And there is no tone in my text so I didn't figure tact would be so important. I didn't think it was possible to offend half you kids.

[ChEEbA]

That's good news, Vod...I know you can do this father thang...
Just listen, encourage free thought and speech where appropriote, be y'self and you'll have a really good friend in no time. (well...if my lil' brother was anything to go by.)
I'm really happy for ya man, you and Brie...wait....it IS Brie, right? Dear god, please let that be right.
Anyways, I woke Anna up (5:00am here), and we both throw a huge congrats your way.





And, you know what you have to do right?
No teletubbies...no cartoons...cooking channel only.
Two words
"Super Chef" hahaha...
Good luck with it all man, pass on my regards to the lil' lady.

- B.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
To the best of my knowledge, just enough to know she is pregnant, only a few weeks.
:D

the first few months are a bit delicate ... get one of those 'what to expect when you're expecting' books ... they're pretty good..

[taylorsmommy]

Woo hoo, Vod! Congratulations!! I'm very, very, very happy for you both! I hope Bree has a wonderful pregnancy with no morning sickness!

[newb]

Originally posted by barbra
I wasnt trying to be rude. And there is no tone in my text so I didn't figure tact would be so important. I didn't think it was possible to offend half you kids.

Tone isn't needed to post something inappropriate. And where not all kids here.

[barbra]

Originally posted by newb
Tone isn't needed to post something inappropriate. And where not all kids here. Okay Newb, you're right.

[Vodstok]

Thanks Everyone :)

For the record, i got what barbara was trying to say and i appreciated it. I also appreciate newb, always lookin out for me :)

Thanks Cheeba. it is Bree, but one letter doesnt really make a difference :). It only matter when someone thinks they are fiendishly clever by calling her "cheese" and is surprised to find out they were the firsdt to come up with it. Tell Anna thanks too :)


Taylorsmommy, she was actually sick earlier this week and i told her "What if you're pregnant?!?!" and she blew it off like it was nothing because she didnt want to let on :D

She's a sneaky one.

[taylorsmommy]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she has no more morning sickness!:D

[dantehorrorfan]

well thats fucking awsome man!!!!!now u have to think of a name!!!!......

[taylorsmommy]

Hey Vod I just thought of something......you know how you're always talking about how well endowed Bree is? Just wait - especially if she's going to breast feed the baby! heh heh heh

[DraculaInDallas]

Congrats Vod to you and Bree :D Hope all go's smoothly.
Remember as soon as he/she takes their first steps it's time to put the skates on !!!!!!!!!! :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Hey Vod I just thought of something......you know how you're always talking about how well endowed Bree is? Just wait - especially if she's going to breast feed the baby! heh heh heh

i cant wait to see the pictures .. the baby on one boob, vod on the other ..

the family that feeds together .....

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by urgeok
i cant wait to see the pictures .. the baby on one boob, vod on the other ..

the family that feeds together .....

LMFAO!!!!!!! :D

[massacre man]

congratulations, don't drop the baby or it will end up like me

[knife_fight]

yay for sex!

[ShankS]

Congrats Vod!!. Better get some sleep in now, cos you ain't getting any in 9 months :D :p

[Marroe]

Congrats Vod...I'm so happy for you I could cry!!! Babies are fun:D

[The_Return]

Originally posted by ChEEbA

No teletubbies...no cartoons...cooking channel only.


- B.

And deprive the poor child of horror:eek:

Anyway, congrats and all that.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
well thats fucking awsome man!!!!!now u have to think of a name!!!!...... Iron Chef is the baby's name

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by massacre man
Iron Chef is the baby's name

Is that set in stone?

I was thinkin' something along the lines of "Kazaam".

Congrats Vod

[Chainsaw Guy]

Congrats Vod

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ShankS
you ain't getting any in 9 months :D :p And you won't be getting any SLEEP either...lol...Won't really be any time for ANYTHING but that baby when it gets there......There is nothing more precious than having a child of your own.....HUGE congratulations to you :)

[friday13thfan]

congratulations man,,, now you'll need to make a scaredyet? Jr.

but serously i hope you have a wonderful son or daughter. etheir gender i hope it brings infinite joy for you and your loving wife:)

[massacre man]

don't cook the baby now

[ENTITY2000]

congrats! i know this a little soon, but are you
gonna be in the delivery room to watch the birth?
oh and is this your first?:)

[Chainsaw Guy]

oh and remember Vod don't have sex with her after her water breaks

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Vodstok
My wife stopped by the office minute ago with a nice BK lunch for me as a nice little birthday present.

Then she gave me the real present.

She handed me an envelope. I opened it and nothing was in it. Then she lifted the flap for me and there was writing in it. it said "I'm pregnant!!!"


I'm Gonna be a dad! :D:D:D:D:D:D


So far, this birthday is the best i've ever had.

congrats vod!life as you know it has(will)change(d),all for the better.

...and happy belated birthday too. :D

[orangestar]

oh my gosh, congrats!!

Im so happy for you, its going to be such a lucky baby to have you as a dad! :D

[Gren the cake]

congwats. kiss the next 9 months and 18 years GONEEE

[Angra]

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[Angra]

Congratulations Voddy. :)

Now, remember not to let your child watch too many horror movies before it turns......4.:D

Enjoy

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
congrats! i know this a little soon, but are you
gonna be in the delivery room to watch the birth?
oh and is this your first?:)

Yes it is :)


Thanks
everyone, especially orangestar, that is a huge compliment :)
Lets just hope the kid agrees :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Yes it is :)


Thanks
everyone, especially orangestar, that is a huge compliment :)
Lets just hope the kid agrees :D

just do us a favor .. dont start eyeballing the kid with the bottle of BBQ sauce in your hand :)

[Vodstok]

Family, freinds and pets are usually safe :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Family, freinds and pets are usually safe :D

you should have italicized 'usually' :)

[Vodstok]

Hmmm...... Very true.

You know? Canadians are usually moist....

And i just made some bbq sauce the other night.

Watch your back, urge :)



Oh god.. imagine if the kid developes my sense of humor...

I expect many calls from the principal's office...

"Your child laughed at the words 'Grand Tetons'. He/She is only 5...."

[urgeok]

dont even begin to think that isnt a probability ..

my kid has picked up our sense of humor already - and thats not a good thing for a 4 year old.

he's been running around using the word 'buttocks' in sentances now .. i dont know where the hell he heard it .,.. but now he sings 'i'm shaking my buttocks at you' and inane shit like that ..

he pronounces it like : butt - tocks

its hard not to laugh .. which makes it worse

[newb]

Kids do say the darndest things....hey...good name for a TV show.

Back to the name thing....how about Newb...it could work for both genders.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by urgeok
dont even begin to think that isnt a probability ..

my kid has picked up our sense of humor already - and thats not a good thing for a 4 year old.

he's been running around using the word 'buttocks' in sentances now .. i dont know where the hell he heard it .,.. but now he sings 'i'm shaking my buttocks at you' and inane shit like that ..

he pronounces it like : butt - tocks

its hard not to laugh .. which makes it worse Jesus, you didnt name him "Forrest" by any cahnce, did you?

Because if you did, he may end up getting shot in the butt-tocks.

Too bad JFK is dead. he could have shown it to him :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Jesus, you didnt name him "Forrest" by any cahnce, did you?

Because if you did, he may end up getting shot in the butt-tocks.

Too bad JFK is dead. he could have shown it to him :D

i never even thought of that - it's exactly how he says it too ..
he usually comes up with something like that 2 or 3 times a day ..

its entertaining ...but you wonder how much damage you're doing to the kid by unwittingly letting him know he's funny ..
i dont think his junior kindergarten teacher finds him as amusing as we do ..

[Vodstok]

I can relate, most other people dont think I'm as funny as i do :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I can relate, most other people dont think I'm as funny as i do :D

seriously though .. despite the hard work .. the constand course corrections, the frustrations and the insanely intense responsibility ....


its the most fun and rewarding experience you'll ever have - hands down .. it truely is the greatest thing ever ..

[newb]

He speaks the truth Vod. Take it from someone who had four of them.



Well......I didn't have them.....the misses did....if I had to shoot 10lb projectiles from a small orifice in my body there would be no little newbs.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
He speaks the truth Vod. Take it from someone who had four of them.



Well......I didn't have them.....the misses did....if I had to shoot 10lb projectiles from a small orifice in my body there would be no little newbs.

your dick would look like one of yosemite sams guns with the barrel exploded :)

[The Mothman]

ARG! Vodstock.....its the wierdest thing...Before I saw your avatar, I was just about to make mine as Hans Moleman. He is such a strange character!

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by newb
He speaks the truth Vod. Take it from someone who had four of them.



Well......I didn't have them.....the misses did....if I had to shoot 10lb projectiles from a small orifice in my body there would be no little newbs. Same hear. i am more than willing to give up occasionally being right to avoid that...

Originally posted by The Mothman
ARG! Vodstock.....its the wierdest thing...Before I saw your avatar, I was just about to make mine as Hans Moleman. He is such a strange character!

Are you then, Gay for Moleman? :D