View Full Version : Photographic Paranormal Evidence
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:11 AM
Her eit is people, clear and concise evidence of the following:
Monsters Love Food.
MLF is less popular, but no less important than phenomena like EVP, UFOs and DDDs.
please, join me in this study of creatures and the nibblets they love.
Previously shown in another thread, is the Dover Demon, Also know as the Deleware Sandwich Stealer:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/demon.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:13 AM
In this grainy picture, captured from the classic "Bigfoot Video", we see Sasquatch carrying what appears to be a rather large piece of Beef Wellington.
Are there giant man-apes in the American Northwest? And have they mastered the art of Puff Pastry?
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/wellsquatch.jpg
Death By Jell-O
02-17-2005, 08:13 AM
I'll Join...Maybe these creatures are just misunderstood.....We could learn a lot.....from.....HEY! Where'd My Sandwich go!? And My Twinkies! Is this MLF or is this Vod gets a free lunch?!
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:16 AM
In this, another classic shot, we see the Loch ness Monster carrying what appears to be a giant Bratwurst in it's mouth. Is it possible that the famed Scottish Lake monster is really German? Or is it a world traveller, like Australia's Yowee? (Known for it's love of crab rangoons)
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/lochwurst.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:18 AM
Even more mythical monsters are known for their love of food. In this artist's depictionof the dread Outer God Cthulhu, he is clearly depicted tossing a flailing victim, while devouring chicken kiev:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/cuthulkiev.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:20 AM
The evil Mummy of Egyptian folklore is known to have insatiable lust for Veggie Wraps. Does a love of wrapped food come from being wrapped yourself? Only the walking dead know....
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/mummywrap.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:21 AM
Freddy Kreuger:
Child Murderer
Dream Phantom
CornDog Consumer
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/freddydog.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:25 AM
The ancient terrors, Vampires, have their own fetishes.
The eternal Nosferatu shares one of my passions, Cheetos:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/noscheeto.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:26 AM
And perhaps Count Dracula Himself was the inspiration behind Count Chocula, with his little known desire to enslave the world's chocolate. Here is a photo of him consuming a Popsicle brand fudgesicle:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/chocula.jpg
I have a pic of a very hideous monster eating.
The MJ monster with a cheeseburger.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/cheeseburger.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:29 AM
The real Twinkie thief may be the greatest hunter in the galaxy. Little do people know that the Predator actually visited earth on a quest for the moist Hostess Spongecake.
Many learned the hard way not to stand between a Predator and it's cream filling:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/predetwinky.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:30 AM
The Predator's mortal enemy, the Alien, has been known to kill simply to get to the delicious noodles that it's victim was eating:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/alienoodle.jpg
filmmaker2
02-17-2005, 08:30 AM
What do the Evil Dead creatures like? Hot Chocolate? Maybe Chocolate Ibarra?
urgeok
02-17-2005, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by newb
I have a pic of a very hideous monster eating.
The MJ monster with a cheeseburger.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/cheeseburger.jpg
shouldnt that be a chocolate bar ?
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:32 AM
This old picture shows the Creature from the Black Lagoon, a known corn addict, celebrating it's triumphant capture of 2 ears of the precious grain:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/cornlagoon.jpg
This monster was actually named after his favorite food.
http://rubidium.negative273.com/images/cookiemonster.jpg
Vodstok
02-17-2005, 08:33 AM
The Cenobites, demons from hell specializing in both pain and pleasure, seek pleasure from fried foods. here we see their master, Pinhead, relishing over a handful of scotch eggs:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/pinegg.jpg
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:01 AM
No other comments?
None?
urgeok
02-18-2005, 07:03 AM
how did you do those ?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-18-2005, 07:04 AM
http://reviews.zdnet.co.uk/i/z/rv/2003/09/photoshop-cs-300x225.jpg
my guess
urgeok
02-18-2005, 07:07 AM
yeah but what does it take to show the cenobites fingers around the scotch eggs ?
what in photoshop allows you to do that ?
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
http://reviews.zdnet.co.uk/i/z/rv/2003/09/photoshop-cs-300x225.jpg
my guess Good call, right version and everything.
Here's how i did it:
I made a copy of pinhead's fingers and pasted them in a new file
I got the picture of the eggs and deleted everythign but the eggs, then pasted them over the cube that pinhead was holding.
i then deleted everything but the fingers from the clip i took and pasted them back over the same spot. Photoshop has "layers" which give you a ton of flecxebility when it comes to manipulating images.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-18-2005, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
yeah but what does it take to show the cenobites fingers around the scotch eggs ?
what in photoshop allows you to do that ?
I'd put the picture of the scotch eggs (never heard of scoth eggs...) on a new layer and then set the transparancy to like 10% so that you can see the fingers, then delete where the the fingers are. When you put the tranparancy back up it should look alright. I've given myself some bad ass tattoos in photoshop by doing this. :D
Originally posted by urgeok
what does it take to show the cenobites fingers around the scotch eggs ?
I bet you never imagined having a reason to ever type that sentence.
urgeok
02-18-2005, 07:14 AM
i wish i had the time to mess with this stuff .. god knows i have all the software ,,
just no time !!! arggghhh !
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-18-2005, 07:15 AM
What are scotch eggs btw?
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:15 AM
I love knowing that sentances like that exist because of me :D
urgeok
02-18-2005, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by newb
I bet you never imagined having a reason to ever type that sentence.
at my age - nothing suprises me anymore
especially since having a kid
filmmaker2
02-18-2005, 07:16 AM
Ooooooh, she's a digital sorceress. Everyone likes those!
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:16 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
What are scotch eggs btw? A hard boiled egg, covered in ground sausage, then breaded and either baked or fried.
They taste much better than they sound.
Originally posted by urgeok
at my age - nothing suprises me anymore
especially since having a kid
I hear ya.....
"NO LITTLE NEWB...DON'T PUT THAT DOG POOP IN YOUR MOUTH".
been there...done that.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-18-2005, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
A hard boiled egg, covered in ground sausage, then breaded and either baked or fried.
They taste much better than they sound.
That's the most american sounding food ever... I didn't think anyone could beat the unhealthiness of fries covered in cheese and swimming in gravy. :eek:
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by newb
I hear ya.....
"NO LITTLE NEWB...DON'T PUT THAT DOG POOP IN YOUR MOUTH".
been there...done that. Look! It's Little Newb!
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
That's the most american sounding food ever... I didn't think anyone could beat the unhealthiness of fries covered in cheese and swimming in gravy. :eek: Actually, I believe Scotch eggs are an English dish...
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:34 AM
Unkown to most people, the Phantom of the Opera was scarred while making buffalo wings. Oil spattered his face.
This is tied to his love of Bleu Cheese Dressing.
urgeok
02-18-2005, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Look! It's Little Newb!
i still feel sorry for that little guy ..
has to be the lamest regional creature ever
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:40 AM
Despite the popular misconception that they are attracted to the living's brains, Zombies prefer a more tasty food.
Zombies rise from the grave to feast ont he Living's Mallomars.
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/notldm.jpg
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-18-2005, 07:44 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/fair.jpg
Jason knows he has to lose weight, here he is having another stare down with a member of the forgotten food group.
Vodstok
02-18-2005, 07:51 AM
A little known fact aboput Godzilla":
His nest is lined with giogantic bangers and mash. he takes bites of it as he rests:
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/godmash.jpg
massacre man
02-28-2005, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
The real Twinkie thief may be the greatest hunter in the galaxy. Little do people know that the Predator actually visited earth on a quest for the moist Hostess Spongecake.
Many learned the hard way not to stand between a Predator and it's cream filling:
http://scaredyet.net/pics/monsters/predetwinky.jpg is he touching himself?
filmmaker2
02-28-2005, 04:16 PM
Living dead w/ Mallomars = Brilliant
Vodstok
03-01-2005, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
is he touching himself? It's a twinkie you pervert....
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Living dead w/ Mallomars = Brilliant Why thank you. i was rather impressed with myself on that one :)
The Mothman
03-01-2005, 11:27 AM
do more these are great!
The_Return
03-01-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
do more these are great!
Yes! Please do!
_Leatha_Face_
03-01-2005, 06:37 PM
i guess leather isnt much of a junk food eater :(
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-01-2005, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
i guess leather isnt much of a junk food eater :(
Another birthday ruined.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/caketime.jpg
IDrinkYourBlood
03-01-2005, 07:32 PM
wish leather face cut my cake:(
massacre man
03-02-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
wish leather face cut my cake:( pervert...
Hate_Breeder
03-02-2005, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
pervert...
hahahaha
Vodstok
12-11-2006, 08:55 AM
I stumbled over this while doing some searching and decided to ressurect it. i always loved it :)
PR3SSUR3
12-11-2006, 09:35 AM
I bet you never imagined having a reason to ever type that sentence
llloooolll
urgeok
12-11-2006, 10:09 AM
I stumbled over this while doing some searching and decided to ressurect it. i always loved it :)
i remember - i inspired that thread :)
someone showed a picture of the 'demon' and i said it looked so sad and pathetic ... and 'what was it known for .. stealing sandwiches ?'
The Mothman
12-11-2006, 10:13 AM
I stumbled over this while doing some searching and decided to ressurect it. i always loved it :)
i remember this thread i think it was from the first year that i signed up. good stuff.
Vodstok
12-11-2006, 10:20 AM
i remember - i inspired that thread :)
someone showed a picture of the 'demon' and i said it looked so sad and pathetic ... and 'what was it known for .. stealing sandwiches ?'
Yep, the Dover Demon. The post that inspired the "Delaware Sandwich Stealer" and the whole shebang :) I had forgotten about that.
I still have this up as an article on my site :D
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-11-2006, 10:34 PM
hmm I remember this thread from my first week on the site. :D
urgeok
12-12-2006, 02:32 AM
yeah .. back in the day when threads were actually worth reading ...
Vodstok
12-12-2006, 05:10 AM
yeah .. back in the day when threads were actually worth reading ...
THIS inspired you to say threads were worth reading? Your standards were never very high, were they? :)
urgeok
12-12-2006, 05:34 AM
THIS inspired you to say threads were worth reading? Your standards were never very high, were they? :)
compared to the crap we're seeing these day - this thread is a work of art..
Vodstok
12-12-2006, 05:36 AM
Too bad i dont have photoshop at work any more....