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Death By Jell-O
02-04-2005, 02:00 PM
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!
And that's the story, Virus...I mean Cyrus.
Angra
02-04-2005, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!
And that's the story, Virus...I mean Cyrus.
LMAO: :p
Is your real name Cyrus? ;)
ItsAlive75
02-06-2005, 05:19 PM
Wasn't Cyrus the Virus the guy from Hackers?
friday13thfan
02-06-2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Wasn't Cyrus the Virus the guy from Hackers?
aren't you the retard from that movie:confused:
yes i think he is plus it the name of the guy in thir13en ghost
Death By Jell-O
02-06-2005, 07:13 PM
Cyrus The Virus was from Con Air
barbra
02-06-2005, 10:03 PM
Cyrus Kriticos was the uncle that was suppose to be dead in hte remake and original.
Angra
02-06-2005, 10:25 PM
Yes, but Billy Ray Cyrus is the country singer.........
Vodstok
02-07-2005, 03:19 AM
Was a country singer. Now he is the retarded doctor with a mullet on PAX.
The Mothman
02-07-2005, 05:20 AM
with a mullet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Vodstok
02-07-2005, 05:24 AM
The truth of internet dating?
here it is:
This is the one who says she likes to wear tight clothes and has big tits:
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-6.jpg
Iniquity
02-07-2005, 05:53 AM
do you think with that disguise on, anyone will know her true identity?
Vodstok
02-07-2005, 05:59 AM
Im thinking they might catch on in time....
Iniquity
02-07-2005, 06:01 AM
Do you think that F on her chest stands for fudge?
Vodstok
02-07-2005, 06:05 AM
Nope. look at her... it stands for FUDGE!!!
Iniquity
02-07-2005, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Nope. look at her... it stands for FUDGE!!!
lol
urgeok
02-07-2005, 08:35 AM
no .. that is the 'lardometer' for the outfit.
there was an E on it before she squeezed in.