Damn...This is SOOO weird... [Archive] - Horror.com Forums

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 06:08 AM

So, Okay...What is it?...What do YOU consider 'weird'?...The absolute STRANGEST thing that you can possibly think of...

I think weirdness is all a matter of perception, and that abnormality is determined by that which is not considered 'normal' by the predominance of the majority...HOWEVER...In my little world, WE are the majority...So...Nothing is really "weird" to us;)

I'd really like to know what you guys consider to be "weird" though......Enlighten me...

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 06:14 AM

weird... Hmmm....

A manequin dressed in neon yellow, sitting on a badger that is having sex with an armadillo. The manaequin is eating a mayaonaise donut covered with shredded paper.

All of this happening at sunset during a rainstorm, in a trainstation.

MisterSadistro

12-01-2004, 06:15 AM

I'd really like to know what you guys consider to be "weird" though......Enlighten me...
ummm this thread ? :rolleyes:
CK

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
ummm this thread ? :rolleyes:
CK Umm...Yeah...That's kinda the point...It's SUPPOSED to be weird...Looks like I succeeded, Thanks...lol

@Vodstock...That was pretty good, but a "mayonnaise donut" wouldn't be 'weird', that would just be GROSS.....And why is there ALWAYS FOOD in your stories?!....Oh yeah...Taurus...heh:D

urgeok

12-01-2004, 06:24 AM

the weirdest thing to me is when someones though patterns are totally non linear..

hard to explain what i mean but i'll try.

There is a perception of normality that we all subscribe to ..
a = b, b = c, therefore c = a
thats logical linear thinking .. you just cant argue with it.

There are some people out there that just dont think like that.
I'm not talking about the ones that make a concious effort to be and act 'different' to make themselves intriguing - more interesting ..
I'm talking about the people who genuinely just dont see or think that way.

i never said this was bad .. i'm sure there are incredibly intelligent people out there that think that way .. out of the box so to speak ..

its just weird to me because i cant think that way at all ...

that really is the weirdest thing that i have experienced

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
the weirdest thing to me is when someones though patterns are totally non linear..

hard to explain what i mean but i'll try.

There is a perception of normality that we all subscribe to ..
a = b, b = c, therefore c = a
thats logical linear thinking .. you just cant argue with it.

There are some people out there that just dont think like that.
I'm not talking about the ones that make a concious effort to be and act 'different' to make themselves intriguing - more interesting ..
I'm talking about the people who genuinely just dont see or think that way.

i never said this was bad .. i'm sure there are incredibly intelligent people out there that think that way .. out of the box so to speak ..

its just weird to me because i cant think that way at all ...

that really is the weirdest thing that i have experienced Actually...I understood that 100%

And...That scares me...

:D

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 07:06 AM

I understand. i am a weird guy. i dont try to be, i dont even look like a weird guy, i just am. i have a natural, inborn hatred of people who put all of their effort into being odd. if you arent weird, accept it and move on.

Example:
If you dress up like Brandon Lee from the crow because you want people to think you are strange, you are a poser. Put the cartigan back on and take off the makeup.

If you dress up like brandon lee from the crow because it felt right, or the moon told you to, then by all means, dress up and have fun. Dont forget that YOU cant absorb bullets or jump off of buildings (safely)

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
I understand. i am a weird guy. i dont try to be, i dont even look like a weird guy, i just am. i have a natural, inborn hatred of people who put all of their effort into being odd. if you arent weird, accept it and move on.

Example:
If you dress up like Brandon Lee from the crow because you want people to think you are strange, you are a poser. Put the cartigan back on and take off the makeup.

If you dress up like brandon lee from the crow because it felt right, or the moon told you to, then by all means, dress up and have fun. Dont forget that YOU cant absorb bullets or jump off of buildings (safely) LMAO...What if you 'dress up like Brandon Lee' because you HONESTLY believe that part of his spirit resides within you?...Heh....Now THAT'S weird ;)

Like this...

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 07:12 AM

ShankS

12-01-2004, 07:20 AM

Alcohol free beer.

it tastes rank and people who drink it must be weird.

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Well, that is a great reason to do it! No "poser"ing there. :D No...Not at all...Just slight psychosis, which of course, can be kinda cool...heh

urgeok

12-01-2004, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
Alcohol free beer.

it tastes rank and people who drink it must be weird.

amen to that.

urgeok

12-01-2004, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...What if you 'dress up like Brandon Lee' because you HONESTLY believe that part of his spirit resides within you?...Heh....Now THAT'S weird ;)

Like this...

just part of a spirit ?

i didnt know that there was a general belief that spirits were like oranges ...

hey ! i want the slice of his spirit that enabled him to catch and redirect knives ...
apparently bloodrayne's friend got the chunk of spirit that was brandon lee's fashion sense.

does your friend realize that the crow was a movie part and brandon was just a regular guy in real life ?

file this guy under exibit A.

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
does your friend realize that the crow was a movie part and brandon was just a regular guy in real life ?

file this guy under exibit A. LMAO...He believes there was much more to Brandon Lee as a person, than even the character he portrayed...He says that he got it from Bruce....He thinks they had some kinda power.....It seems to me that if they had so much power, they wouldn't have died at such early ages...But, Luis's theory is BECAUSE their death's were so untimely, their spirits weren't quite ready to 'leave this plane' and therefore, are still here......Yeah...My friends are a little 'different' :)

Angelakillsluts

12-01-2004, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...He believes there was much more to Brandon Lee as a person, than even the character he portrayed...He says that he got it from Bruce....He thinks they had some kinda power.....It seems to me that if they had so much power, they wouldn't have died at such early ages...But, Luis's theory is BECAUSE their death's were so untimely, their spirits weren't quite ready to 'leave this plane' and therefore, are still here......Yeah...My friends are a little 'different' :)

haha awesome.

urgeok

12-01-2004, 07:44 AM

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
i'd love to hear his thoughts on Peter the cheerleader lobster demon from the attic HAHA..I'm pretty sure that YOU are the only one with any thoughts on THAT one ;) :)...You're ALMOST as strange as the people I hang with ;) :cool:

urgeok

12-01-2004, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HAHA..I'm pretty sure that YOU are the only one with any thoughts on THAT one ;) :)...You're ALMOST as strange as the people I hang with ;) :cool:

probably worse because i look normal.

filmmaker2

12-01-2004, 07:56 AM

Well, if no one else is gonna say it, then I'm gonna:

Those are nice orbs there, Bloodrayne! Mmm-hmm.

urgeok

12-01-2004, 07:58 AM

orbs ??

i can only see her head ! :)

Angelakillsluts

12-01-2004, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Well, if no one else is gonna say it, then I'm gonna:

Those are nice orbs there, Bloodrayne! Mmm-hmm.

I didn't even notice them on the last page, so I was like wtf? when I read that. :D

filmmaker2

12-01-2004, 08:02 AM

Oh, and, uh, by the way, ShankS and all of ya: I drink non-alcoholic beer. Because I like it! I LIKE THAT CRAP!!!!! Not because I have an aversion to alcohol: I drink regular beer too, and I like me a Guiness Stout from time to time. But nothing beats the cool happy feeling of a tasty non-alcoholic brew. It makes me happy and I am proud of this fact! Well not really.

tachii

12-01-2004, 08:02 AM

i don't consider anything to be weird, i just accept it as is; althought i have met people who think that common day things are fucked up and that annoys me.

example: a companion who thinks that films like gummo are fucked up when in actuallity are just apart of the grey side of life and are therefore normal for the person who lives that existance

that is what is weird; people who just can't accept things as is
or maybe i'm just too open minded, but i really don't think such a thing exists only the variation of tolerance

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 08:03 AM

You definately qualify as unintentionally weird. Congrats :D

Oh, and by Orbs, i think he meant Eyes. No too many posters here have showed off that they have large hooters.

Angelakillsluts

12-01-2004, 08:04 AM

He was talking about the orbs in the second picture. ;)

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:05 AM

i knew that !

brother ! wreck a joke (weak as it was) why dontcha

Angelakillsluts

12-01-2004, 08:07 AM

I got your joke, that was to vod.

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by tachii
i don't consider anything to be weird, i just accept it as is; althought i have met people who think that common day things are fucked up and that annoys me.

example: a companion who thinks that films like gummo are fucked up when in actuallity are just apart of the grey side of life and are therefore normal for the person who lives that existance

that is what is weird; people who just can't accept things as is
or maybe i'm just too open minded, but i really don't think such a thing exists only the variation of tolerance

you'd have to flesh that out a bit ..
i cant see a world where everything is accepted ..
that would be either anarchy - where anything goes (but we have laws to prevent that)

or you'd just have total acceptance .. which leads to the thought that there would be no need to ever change anything for the better therefore a stagnant society.

There must be things you dont accept ... i imagine you are thinking along more specific lines than your post suggests

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Well, if no one else is gonna say it, then I'm gonna:

Those are nice orbs there, Bloodrayne! Mmm-hmm. Aww...Thanks, that's really sweet :) ..(lol...I got the joke, too...Just playin' along;) )

Originally posted by Vodstok
No too many posters here have showed off that they have large hooters. Well, I understand that there are many, fairly well-endowed females here...But...I just have regular hooters.....

:D

ShankS

12-01-2004, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Oh, and, uh, by the way, ShankS and all of ya: I drink non-alcoholic beer. Because I like it! I LIKE THAT CRAP!!!!! Not because I have an aversion to alcohol: I drink regular beer too, and I like me a Guiness Stout from time to time. But nothing beats the cool happy feeling of a tasty non-alcoholic brew. It makes me happy and I am proud of this fact! Well not really.

yeah but drinking alcohol free beer is like making love to a hole in a matress........ it feels good, but you'd enjoy it so much more if the women was present.

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
yeah but drinking alcohol free beer is like making love to a hole in a matress........ it feels good, but you'd enjoy it so much more if the women was present. ummmm...

Nevermind.....

ShankS

12-01-2004, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne

Well, I understand that there are many, fairly well-endowed females here...But...I just have regular hooters.....

:D

regular??.... they look like pretty big hooters to me ;)

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Aww...Thanks, that's really sweet :) ..(lol...I got the joke, too...Just playin' along;) )

Well, I understand that there are many, fairly well-endowed females here...But...I just have regular hooters.....

:D

maybe its just the pic but they look like big'uns to me !

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:18 AM

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
ummmm...

Nevermind.....

attention members :

if you happen to stay at vod's place for the weekend, check the mattress in the guest room first.

newb

12-01-2004, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
But nothing beats the cool happy feeling of a tasty non-alcoholic brew.

Theres no such thing.

I try to adhere to the philosophy of "live and let live". or "whatever floats your boat" or ..."insert cliche here" .

I'm sure some of my friends think I'm weird because I'm 46 and like horror movies and have a shelf with "movie maniacs" proudly displayed in my family room.

But I really don't give a flying fuck.

filmmaker2

12-01-2004, 08:21 AM

Oooo yippee! (does victory dance)

My joke am rewarded with good picture! I love love! The Universe shine her light on me today!

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 08:22 AM

i do. here you go newb, just in case

http://www.jpallas.com/intellectual-tools/FlyingExpletive.gif

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
what about a watermelon with a hole in it ?
if you warmed it in the microwave for a bit .. ? Eww...OMG...THAT should go in my 'Weird' thread...lol

tachii

12-01-2004, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
you'd have to flesh that out a bit ..
i cant see a world where everything is accepted ..
that would be either anarchy - where anything goes (but we have laws to prevent that)

or you'd just have total acceptance .. which leads to the thought that there would be no need to ever change anything for the better therefore a stagnant society.

There must be things you dont accept ... i imagine you are thinking along more specific lines than your post suggests

granted i feel that certain things should chance, but who doesn't have something to bitch about. what i meant was people who right off the bat lable something as being weird rather than taking the time to understand something from the other person's point of view first. if one can understand another's reasons for being because it is all that they have ever known then in essence it is not weird. perhaps to you, but not to them. i'm just saying that i take the time to understand therefore it is not weird because i am seeing things through someone else's eyes.

ShankS

12-01-2004, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
attention members :

if you happen to stay at vod's place for the weekend, check the mattress in the guest room first.

hahahahahah :D

Vods given something away :D

newb

12-01-2004, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
i do. here you go newb, just in case

http://www.jpallas.com/intellectual-tools/FlyingExpletive.gif

Thanks Vod.:D

tachii

12-01-2004, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
what about a watermelon with a hole in it ?
if you warmed it in the microwave for a bit .. ?

couldn't one just use a heating pad and some vasceliene? or other slippery ointment?

meetthecreeper

12-01-2004, 08:30 AM

Weird.......hard word to define really. Its all in ones perception of the situation in question.

Some may find certain things strange or weird while others see the situation as completely normal.

I have seen way too many things to really consider anything weird. Maybe a little off I guess. Its like looking at a beautiful painting of the forest, with wildflowers in it animals doing their thing and right off in the corner of the painting is a photograph of a brake caliper for a 1966' Chevy Corvette, in the photo is a guy, who skin is purple and he has just taken a bite out of the brake caliper like it was a donut. On his head he is wearing a Green Bay Packers helmet and his shirt says Dont Fuck with Mr Zero.

Are you going to look at this and go thats weird? I wouldnt, I just made it up, I wasnt trying to be "out there" just whatever came into my head I wrote.

Some things I guess I should keep to myself. My lady asks me all the time what I am thinking about. I tell her she doesnt really want to know. SHe gets angry, so I tell her then she wishes that I hadnt.

Well what the FUCK did you ask for? I dont think (I said think) that my mind is any different than anyone elses, its just that I express my thoughts differently.

How many times have you thought of something really sick and disturbing, or something so strange or supernatural that when you speak of it people think your nuts??

I dont try to be this way, its just the way that I am, and I agree I hate those that try to be something that they are not. Of course noone wants to be ordinary they want to be unique. Guess what your not. YOur just like everybody else, no matter what you wear, or where you go or anything else.

Very few are truly unique and they are the ones that see the world as it truly is and they are the ones that are locked up in the nuthouse because it drove them to the point of sanity, the way I see it this life is really insane.

filmmaker2

12-01-2004, 08:30 AM

THERE'S something yas don't see every day!

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by tachii
granted i feel that certain things should chance, but who doesn't have something to bitch about. what i meant was people who right off the bat lable something as being weird rather than taking the time to understand something from the other person's point of view first. if one can understand another's reasons for being because it is all that they have ever known then in essence it is not weird. perhaps to you, but not to them. i'm just saying that i take the time to understand therefore it is not weird because i am seeing things through someone else's eyes. This was basically my point in making this thread....."Weird is just a matter of perception"....There is very little that my family and friends (people in our little circle) consider to be 'weird' :) ...BUT, most OTHER people (people who don't quite seem to 'get it'), happen to consider US to be 'weird'

Our abnormality is quite normal to us:)

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by tachii
granted i feel that certain things should chance, but who doesn't have something to bitch about. what i meant was people who right off the bat lable something as being weird rather than taking the time to understand something from the other person's point of view first. if one can understand another's reasons for being because it is all that they have ever known then in essence it is not weird. perhaps to you, but not to them. i'm just saying that i take the time to understand therefore it is not weird because i am seeing things through someone else's eyes.

i can buy that ...
but you have to admit that there are some people so far outside of your own frame of reference that try as you may .. you just cant see where they're coming from.

again i stress .. i didnt say it was bad or in need of change .. just weird

tachii

12-01-2004, 08:33 AM

kinda like don henley playing hop scotch nude with his talley-wacker jiggling everywhere

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by tachii
kinda like don henley playing hop scotch nude with his talley-wacker jiggling everywhere

thats not weird ... its wrong ..

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Weird.......hard word to define really. Its all in ones perception of the situation in question.

Some may find certain things strange or weird while others see the situation as completely normal.

I have seen way too many things to really consider anything weird. Maybe a little off I guess. Heh...You made my point as I was busy typing it...I love you :)

tachii

12-01-2004, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
This was basically my point in making this thread....."Weird is just a matter of perception"....There is very little that my family and friends (people in our little circle) consider to be 'weird' :) ...BUT, most OTHER people (people who don't quite seem to 'get it'), happen to consider US to be 'weird'

Our abnormality is quite normal to us:)

yup

tachii

12-01-2004, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
thats not weird ... its wrong ..

or is it?

allmykids

12-01-2004, 08:40 AM

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by tachii
or is it? Yep, yep, it is..... Got to agree with urge on this one to the nth degree.

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by allmykids
I must be Weird Because I think he looks really fucking cool in those pictures!! :D HAHA...Is he 'cool', or is he HOT?.....It's a real shame that I had to tell him he was too young...*sigh*...He tried the "It isn't age that matters, it's maturity" bit....I swear, if I hear that ONE more time.... :rolleyes:

tachii

12-01-2004, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Yep, yep, it is..... Got to agree with urge on this one to the nth degree.

only if it makes you feel weird to watch

but then again i've known people who goose step to carley simon (total dumbasses)

allmykids

12-01-2004, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HAHA...Is he 'cool', or is he HOT?.....It's a real shame that I had to tell him he was too young...*sigh*...He tried the "It isn't age that matters, it's maturity" bit....I swear, if I hear that ONE more time.... :rolleyes:

He's hot and cool!! How old is he?? As long as he's over 18 I say get some of that!!! ;)

Angelakillsluts

12-01-2004, 08:51 AM

I think she said he was 19... ;)

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by allmykids
He's hot and cool!! How old is he?? As long as he's over 18 I say get some of that!!! ;) LMAO...That's what HE said...that he's 'legal'.....Damn girl, don't encourage me...I had a hell of a time turning him down as it was...He's 6'3, too...Doesn't really LOOK 19, does he?

urgeok

12-01-2004, 08:56 AM

weird is relative..

its weird to you personally,

or its weird as determined by a majority.

bloodrayne .. as accepting as you or your friends are if a 98 year old man came to one of your clubs dressed like a cheerleader .. it would be weird. cool maybe ... accepted maybe ...funny definately but weird none the less because it is not the norm ..

weird is simply something out of the ordinary.

what 'ordinary' is just as hard to define but its subject to the same rules as weird ...by the individual and by general consent.

its fluid - it changes constantly ..its subject to interpretation

but its there..

allmykids

12-01-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...That's what HE said...that he's 'legal'.....Damn girl, don't encourage me...I had a hell of a time turning him down as it was...He's 6'3, too...Doesn't really LOOK 19, does he?

No he looks older!! GO GET SOME!! I'm a bad influince. you know the little devil on your sholder!!

meetthecreeper

12-01-2004, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Heh...You made my point as I was busy typing it...I love you :)

I love you too sis, hey I just thought of something weird or maybe it isnt I dont know what do you guys think?

Remember a few years ago when John Denver got killed in a plane crash?

This really affected me, I mean to the point of deep dark depression, I couldnt tell you why, it just did. I am not a huge fan of his music or anything, I have a greatest hits CD, it kind of goes in my outlaw country that I love, but other than that I am the biggest metalhead that ever lived.

I listen to his music now and something inside me makes me have that hurt feeling inside like when your heart is broken almost to the point of tearing up. I listen to the Cd now every so often mostly to annoy coworkers but if I listen to it by myself, it gives me this strange feeling inside.

I often feel like him and I although we never met, we had some kind of connection (get your minds out of the gutter) I cant explain why that is but it is.

Must have been all those John Denver Xmas specials with the Muppets.:D

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
bloodrayne .. as accepting as you or your friends are if a 98 year old man came to one of your clubs dressed like a cheerleader .. it would be weird. cool maybe ... accepted maybe ...funny definately but weird none the less because it is not the norm ... Hmm...Actually...We get crossdressers all the time, and some of them are in their 50's....Don't know anyone in their 90's though...lol....I still get your point ;)

And STACY....Cut it out DAMMIT...Don't make me call him...lol

It would really piss THIS guy off (this one is 28, btw)...

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Must have been all those John Denver Xmas specials with the Muppets.:D Hmm...That's probably it :D

But, seriously...I know EXACTLY what you mean about inexplicable 'connections'...For REAL....

Angelakillsluts

12-01-2004, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hmm...Actually...We get crossdressers all the time, and some of them are in their 50's....Don't know anyone in their 90's though...lol....I still get your point ;)

And STACY....Cut it out DAMMIT...Don't make me call him...lol

It would really piss THIS guy off (this one is 28, btw)...

He already looks kinda pissed off already, so what's the harm? :D

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
He already looks kinda pissed off already, so what's the harm? :D LMAO...He ALWAYS looks like that....I think it's ssssexy ;)

This picture is from THIS week....His hair is much longer and it isn't dyed black anymore...But, he STILL looks 'kinda pissed off'...That's just James:cool:

urgeok

12-01-2004, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I love you too sis, hey I just thought of something weird or maybe it isnt I dont know what do you guys think?

Remember a few years ago when John Denver got killed in a plane crash?

This really affected me, I mean to the point of deep dark depression, I couldnt tell you why, it just did. I am not a huge fan of his music or anything, I have a greatest hits CD, it kind of goes in my outlaw country that I love, but other than that I am the biggest metalhead that ever lived.

I listen to his music now and something inside me makes me have that hurt feeling inside like when your heart is broken almost to the point of tearing up. I listen to the Cd now every so often mostly to annoy coworkers but if I listen to it by myself, it gives me this strange feeling inside.

I often feel like him and I although we never met, we had some kind of connection (get your minds out of the gutter) I cant explain why that is but it is.

Must have been all those John Denver Xmas specials with the Muppets.:D

that is weird (to me)

i can understand that maybe it made you contemplate your mortality or something at that particular time...

but his greatest hits CD ?

Angelakillsluts

12-01-2004, 09:23 AM

That's more of a cool, dangerous look. :cool:

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
That's more of a cool, dangerous look. :cool: Yeah...Isn't he AWESOME?...You should see the pix of him in BED;)...or the ones where he's...umm...Well...I can't post SOME of these...But, ummm....Okay...I think I'll just stop now....lol:D

I'm only gonna say that he wears a size 14 boot, and leave it at that:p

newb

12-01-2004, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne

I'm only gonna say that he wears a size 14 boot, and leave it at that:p

Thats nothing....heres my baby pic.

http://www.kangwhado.co.kr/kangwhado7/bbsUpFiles/%EC%95%84%EA%B8%B0%EC%99%80%20%EB%B0%9C.jpg

damn...my mother should have washed my feet.

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 09:38 AM

people are always blaming their parents for everything....

You saying a 6 month old cant or, more to the point, WONT clean his own godamn feet?!?! people like you puiss me off....

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by newb
Thats nothing....heres my baby pic.

http://www.kangwhado.co.kr/kangwhado7/bbsUpFiles/%EC%95%84%EA%B8%B0%EC%99%80%20%EB%B0%9C.jpg

damn...my mother should have washed my feet. LMAO....OMG....*really trying NOT to go there*....OOPS...Stupid vivid imagination...heh....

LOL @ Vod :)

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 09:42 AM

Im a mere underacheiving size 13.

meetthecreeper

12-01-2004, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
that is weird (to me)

i can understand that maybe it made you contemplate your mortality or something at that particular time...

but his greatest hits CD ?

I dont think it has anything to do with my own mortality, I think about death all the time anyway so that really isnt it nice try though.

Sometime I think that I am already dead and I just dont know it yet, maybe I have been dead for thousands of years yet my spirit inhabits this body and when it is done with it travels to the next and so on. It explains alot to me, I know things that I shouldnt, and see things that I shouldnt, but that is another story.

Sometimes I think that when I am talking to someone on the phone how do I know that it is really them that I am talking to. How do I know I ma not talking to a ghost, or a monster, or some alien or something else. How do I know that it really all exists. Kind of like the Matrix.

How do I know that everyone I come in contact with isnt a government agent and reporting back to some higher authority about everything I do and say.

Maybe everything in this world is just set up for me like the Truman Show, and everyone is an actor and everything is synthetic.

I wont get on an airplane ever no matter where in the world I want to go ( and I am dying to go to Ireland to visit family) because I honestly think that once I leave the ground in the plane the world that was once there will cease to exist once over the cloud line. Its not a fear of flying either, I have been in Hueys, C130s, Sandpipers, and such. As long as I can see the ground I know that I am OK.

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Im a mere underacheiving size 13. HAHA...That's for anyone who ever wondered just how you landed Bree, as you seemed to have expressed amazement at that feat many times...Now, we all know just what happened.....Well, we girls do, anyway... ;) :D

meetthecreeper

12-01-2004, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Im a mere underacheiving size 13.

Can of Creamed Corn

You figure it out:p

allmykids

12-01-2004, 10:58 AM

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by allmykids
LOOK It's a boy buffet!!! FEED BLOODRAYNE!! LOL!! LOL...Don't be silly.....I already picked one...JUST one :)

allmykids

12-01-2004, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Don't be silly.....I already picked one...JUST one :)

OK I will quit Busting your chops!! LOL!!

filmmaker2

12-01-2004, 11:28 AM

Whatever happened to tasting every apple on the branch?

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Whatever happened to tasting every apple on the branch? HAHA...Women have a tendency to get into trouble doing that...Remember Eve? ;)

filmmaker2

12-01-2004, 11:34 AM

But, uh....apples are so full of Snakey Goodness! (Did I really say that?)

Vodstok

12-01-2004, 11:35 AM

See, that is the problem with Eve. Lillith would have told Adam "get your own fucking fruit. i've discovered the banana'. i dont need you anymore."

Gren the cake

12-01-2004, 12:39 PM

im weird

i do weird things and people look at me funny

but sometimes i meet someone who is weird as me. well, ive only met one person like that. its dope. i played with his ass crack in public

allmykids

12-01-2004, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Whatever happened to tasting every apple on the branch?

That's what I'm saying!! LOL

The STE

12-01-2004, 01:57 PM

soda crackers

urgeok

12-01-2004, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Gren the cake
im weird

i do weird things and people look at me funny

but sometimes i meet someone who is weird as me. well, ive only met one person like that. its dope. i played with his ass crack in public

i betcha wouldnt do that after a nice long bike ride on a hot summer day !

DraculaInDallas

12-01-2004, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by urgeok
attention members :

if you happen to stay at vod's place for the weekend, check the mattress in the guest room first.

LMAO!!!!! and if you stay at urges don't eat the watermelon :eek:

bloodrayne

12-01-2004, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LMAO!!!!! and if you stay at urges don't eat the watermelon :eek: Especially if it's warm....*gags*

ShankS

12-01-2004, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Especially if it's warm....*gags*

and comes with a liquid surprize.

Codeine Coma

12-02-2004, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
So, Okay...What is it?...What do YOU consider 'weird'?...The absolute STRANGEST thing that you can possibly think of...

I think weirdness is all a matter of perception, and that abnormality is determined by that which is not considered 'normal' by the predominance of the majority...HOWEVER...In my little world, WE are the majority...So...Nothing is really "weird" to us;)

I'd really like to know what you guys consider to be "weird" though......Enlighten me...

1. Baptists
2. Living in a country that was founded to get away from taxation without representation, and yet...
3. The purpose of vivid dreaming, especially when you have to decifer the BS to see what the point was.
4. Why someone would post their dick on a message board.
5. Why BloodRayne dislikes guitarists.

Gren the cake

12-02-2004, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
i betcha wouldnt do that after a nice long bike ride on a hot summer day !
like even THAT would stop me.. ;)

bloodrayne

12-02-2004, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by Codeine Coma
Why BloodRayne dislikes guitarists. OHH...But I DON'T dislike them...In fact, I LOVE them...That's why I must avoid them at all costs...I don't do emotional pain well...Now PHYSICAL pain is another story altogether ;)

urgeok

12-02-2004, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by Gren the cake
like even THAT would stop me.. ;)

you so nasty nasty bad girl :)

urgeok

12-02-2004, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
and comes with a liquid surprize.

hard and crunchy on the outside ,,

with a creamy soft centre :)

tachii

12-02-2004, 06:27 AM

well, i've run out of weird things to talk about but i've still got a bit of disgusting things to throw your way.

my creative writing teacher, for example, is always talking about shoving bits of soap up her ass in order to be able to take a shit. the maddness doesn't stop here though (not for tach); several other 40+ students are always talking about laxatives. excuse me, i didn't know i had signed up for how to take a shit 101!

urgeok

12-02-2004, 06:32 AM

soap ? what the hell ?

does she literally shit bricks ?

tell the oddball to eat some roughage !

i'm on the 14th floor and a guy hanging on a rope just dropped into view .. cleaned the window and shot out of view like a rocket again.

that seemed weird at the time..

he didnt even wave hi.

tachii

12-02-2004, 06:44 AM

i blame it on the old age, but that's still no excuse to be obscene in general

tachii

12-02-2004, 06:45 AM

i'm on the 14th floor and a guy hanging on a rope just dropped into view .. cleaned the window and shot out of view like a rocket again.

that seemed weird at the time..

he didnt even wave hi. [/B][/QUOTE]

awwww
maybe next time

Vodstok

12-02-2004, 06:46 AM

Must be a public school you go to.... Theyll hire any freak as a teacher.

(ducks back to see if Stingy Jack might be trolling around)

urgeok

12-02-2004, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by tachii
i blame it on the old age, but that's still no excuse to be obscene in general

no, i'd say old age is an excellent excuse NOT to be obscene.

i mean sure its creative writing ...but i can think of other more creative things i could write about other than some old gal shoving a bar of irish spring up her chute.

tachii

12-02-2004, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Must be a public school you go to.... Theyll hire any freak as a teacher.

(ducks back to see if Stingy Jack might be trolling around)

college, but weird freak still applies

tachii

12-02-2004, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
no, i'd say old age is an excellent excuse NOT to be obscene.

i mean sure its creative writing ...but i can think of other more creative things i could write about other than some old gal shoving a bar of irish spring up her chute.

actually i think she uses antibacterial leaver 2000

tachii

12-02-2004, 06:50 AM

must feel like icy hot though
kinda cold at first, then warm and stingy:confused:

Vodstok

12-02-2004, 06:52 AM

God, could you imagine someone doing that with "Lava"? (do they still make that stuff?)

I Imagine that would feel like getting an enema from a sandblaster. :eek:

urgeok

12-02-2004, 06:54 AM

rectum ? damn near killed him !!!!

haww hahahaw

i love that one ..

tachii

12-02-2004, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
God, could you imagine someone doing that with "Lava"? (do they still make that stuff?)

I Imagine that would feel like getting an enema from a sandblaster. :eek:

never heard of it
there's still borax though

urgeok

12-02-2004, 06:59 AM

maybe she should just wrap some brillo pads around a coat hanger ...

she can rub and tug at the same time :)

a total cleansing experience

tachii

12-02-2004, 07:00 AM

i'll remember that next time i see her

ShankS

12-02-2004, 07:03 AM

lol this thread is weird, :D just read this last page

Vodstok

12-02-2004, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
maybe she should just wrap some brillo pads around a coat hanger ...

she can rub and tug at the same time :)

a total cleansing experience Screw brillo, how about an S.O.S. pad? then shee'll be scrubbed AND soaped.

tachii

12-02-2004, 07:17 AM

talk about cleansing!

Vodstok

12-02-2004, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by tachii
never heard of it
there's still borax though Lava was a soap that was ALL over the place back in the 80s. it was a HEAVY duty grease cutting soap with groyund pumice in it (hence "lava") for cleaning your hands after working on a car, getting elbow deep in dirt, or anything else that is horribly horribly dirty.

bloodrayne

12-02-2004, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Lava was a soap that was ALL over the place back in the 80s. it was a HEAVY duty grease cutting soap with groyund pumice in it (hence "lava") for cleaning your hands after working on a car, getting elbow deep in dirt, or anything else that is horribly horribly dirty. Procter and Gamble still makes Lava soap

tachii

12-02-2004, 08:00 AM

either way; this whole conversation has gone to shit

bloodrayne

12-02-2004, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by tachii
either way; this whole conversation has gone to shit Nah...It's all just good, clean fun :p

newb

12-02-2004, 08:04 AM

How about Bon Ami.

http://ace.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pACE-953515reg.jpg

damn...I'm old

urgeok

12-02-2004, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by tachii
either way; this whole conversation has gone to shit

she definately started it :)

bloodrayne

12-02-2004, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
she definately started it :) Hey...That's TRUE....Tachii is the one that started talking 'shit'....

:D

Vodstok

12-02-2004, 08:08 AM

Who knew such a shitty conversation could be so clean?

tachii

12-02-2004, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hey...That's TRUE....Tachii is the one that started talking 'shit'....

:D

hey, you guys cannot wipe your selves clean of this one
your the ones who kept it up:D

bloodrayne

12-02-2004, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by tachii
hey, you guys cannot wipe your selves clean of this one
your the ones who kept it up:D Hey...Are you trying to smear our characters?

:D

tachii

12-02-2004, 09:07 AM

i would never do such a thing:confused:

tachii

12-02-2004, 09:08 AM

our words have done all the smearing

Vodstok

12-02-2004, 09:13 AM

This one is going to leave a stain on us all...

Gotta "run"

tachii

12-02-2004, 09:17 AM

the runs, you say? i think we just need a whole nother thread to contain that one:)

MrShape

12-02-2004, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
So, Okay...What is it?...What do YOU consider 'weird'?...The absolute STRANGEST thing that you can possibly think of...

I think weirdness is all a matter of perception, and that abnormality is determined by that which is not considered 'normal' by the predominance of the majority...HOWEVER...In my little world, WE are the majority...So...Nothing is really "weird" to us;)

I'd really like to know what you guys consider to be "weird" though......Enlighten me...

Weird? I'd say those Star Wars fans who pay to see a movie they don't like just so they can watch the latest trailer, then leave.

And all those fuck'n trekkies speaking Klingon.

MrShape

12-02-2004, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by tachii
never heard of it
there's still borax though
Speaking of weird.

I don't know if it's still up, but there used to be a website about people who liked to rub dishsoap on a dildo and stick it up their butts. Guess people will do just about anything.

urgeok

12-02-2004, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by MrShape
Speaking of weird.

I don't know if it's still up, but there used to be a website about people who liked to rub dishsoap on a dildo and stick it up their butts. Guess people will do just about anything.

i'd like to see the palmalive ad for that one ..

relax marge, the dildo up your ass was soaking in it ...

you young folks wont get that one ..

Vodstok

12-02-2004, 11:53 AM

I do. :D

"*grunt* No Kidding? My colon feels so smooth!"

urgeok

12-02-2004, 11:57 AM

'grunt' ... nice hahahaha

MrShape

12-02-2004, 03:26 PM

Apparently, they liked the burning sensation. I can't imagine anyone deliberately wanting their asshole to burn, but then people think Paris Hilton is sexy . . . so anything's possible.

FreddyC.Krueger

12-02-2004, 06:38 PM

Horror.com being over-populated with saints preaching upon how Horror is a horrible thing to watch and how we should all watch the 700 Club.

filmmaker2

12-02-2004, 06:55 PM

Hollywood could make a decent movie.

wufong

12-02-2004, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...What if you 'dress up like Brandon Lee' because you HONESTLY believe that part of his spirit resides within you?...Heh....Now THAT'S weird ;)

Like this...
mmmm seems more like he is possed by the crow, than by brandon lee. i mean if he was possed by brandon lee. why is he dressed up as the crow? lee didn't get around like that all the time.

urgeok

12-02-2004, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by wufong
mmmm seems more like he is possed by the crow, than by brandon lee. i mean if he was possed by brandon lee. why is he dressed up as the crow? lee didn't get around like that all the time.

or ever

BoneSaw

12-02-2004, 07:39 PM

how come when you get raped, you visit the rapist (therapist)?

i know a guy who is single, but wants to get married. thats wierd enough, but on top of that he decided he wants to find what type of woman he wants to marry so when he goes to walmart and sees a woman he is attracted to, he will walk like 3 feet behind her and off to the side just to see what it would be like to shop with her.

someone was talking about humping a hole in a mattress, but when we were younger, this same guy was young, he was moving. so i went to help him move, and i started to take stuff out from under his bed. he freaked out and told me not to worry about that stuff. so when he walked out of the room, i looked under his bed. he had a body pillow with a silky nighty on it (it was his sisters), and it had a hole cut in it where the love muffin would be. i laughed so hard that his whole family came running into the room. but i shoved it under his bed before anyone saw it. but i gave him hell for years.

urgeok

12-02-2004, 07:45 PM

i'm gonna have nightmares about that one

DraculaInDallas

12-03-2004, 12:04 AM

tachii

12-03-2004, 06:33 AM

Originally posted by BoneSaw
how come when you get raped, you visit the rapist (therapist)?

i know a guy who is single, but wants to get married. thats wierd enough, but on top of that he decided he wants to find what type of woman he wants to marry so when he goes to walmart and sees a woman he is attracted to, he will walk like 3 feet behind her and off to the side just to see what it would be like to shop with her.

someone was talking about humping a hole in a mattress, but when we were younger, this same guy was young, he was moving. so i went to help him move, and i started to take stuff out from under his bed. he freaked out and told me not to worry about that stuff. so when he walked out of the room, i looked under his bed. he had a body pillow with a silky nighty on it (it was his sisters), and it had a hole cut in it where the love muffin would be. i laughed so hard that his whole family came running into the room. but i shoved it under his bed before anyone saw it. but i gave him hell for years.

hmmm, this is actually kinda funny weird