Teacher Tells Students They Are All Gonna Die

[bloodrayne]

Pupils Scared By Asteroid Spoof

Pupils were told an asteroid was on a collision course with Earth
Pupils were left in tears after a teacher told them that an asteroid was about to hit Earth and kill them all.
The spoof announcement was designed to teach 14-year-olds the importance of seizing the day but backfired after they became visibly frightened.

Keith Hogan, head teacher at St Matthew's RC High School in Moston, Manchester, said he regretted any distress caused to the 230 pupils.

The head of year behind the assembly "stunt" later moved to reassure them.

He had told the year nine students that the asteroid was on a "collision course".

It is also believed that the students were told that they should go home and say "final farewells" to their families.

Pupils 'reassured'

The teacher then admitted the story was a stunt aimed at underlining the theme of the assembly - "living each day to the full".

Head Mr Hogan said: "Obviously I regret the fact that any student was distressed by the content and delivery of the assembly.

"However, I am confident that the head of year acted appropriately and professionally in dealing with the incident.

"Following the assembly the head of year visited every year nine class and again told the students that the story was untrue and made every effort to ensure that those students who had been anxious were reassured."

[horror_master]

That would suck to hear, even it was a partical joke type deal. I would of freaked out too.

[The STE]

one of them should've tried having sex with the teacher

[horror_master]

Originally posted by The STE
one of them should've tried having sex with the teacher

Then the teacher would be even more trouble then ever.

[friday13thfan]

sick and twisted....but true

[kpropain]

Wow that's pretty fucked up...

[The_Return]

Originally posted by kpropain
Wow that's pretty fucked up...

Well said

[furballothrills]

That would scare the living hell out of most of 'em, I'm sure. I'd transfer after that- that's just plain cruel. I'm so glad they don't do that where I'm from.

[Gren the cake]

i think they r pussies

1) before i take somebodies word, im gonna research it myself, esp soemthing as preposterous as that. people been preaching armageddon since back in the day (just like how everyones like U BETTER LEARN METRIC CUZ ITS GONNA CHANGE PRETTY SOON...)

2) its not like the school is blowing up and only they will die, the whole world is. thats different. HELLO

i mean shit they are 14 years old maybe if they were 7 i would understand. i was in high school at 14 but then again i was one of the smarter ones, which is a sad thing really

[ChEEbA]

I probably wouldn't have freaked out at that age either...I'd at least of asked for some kind of evidence.

A CONVINCING "you're gonna die act" would be to stage something with at least three other teachers in a class.
Pre-lock all the doors.
Have one stand up the front and pull a handgungun out, waving it 'round at the class, saying that they're sick of it all, and the shit they have to deal with "because of you damn kids", paying special attention to the "bullies" and troublemakers...making sure to tell at least one of them how good it's gonna be to put a hole through their head first.
The kids would probably initially react in shock, and go to the other teachers, who would then pull their guns out...
If you wanted to get more elaborate, the teachers could pre-plan this with 1-2 of the "good" kids...have them stand up to their classmates defense, and have them "shot dead"....with blanks.
Even do some hoax police calls over the PA system, all that.
Have one of the "bad" teachers have a heart and start saying about how they can't do this, have a four-way standoff between everyone with guns, "good kid #2" should make a run for the door, also get "shot", then have the teachers start shooting at eachother, making sure everyone that gets shot does so convincingly, blood packs and capsules provided for all.
Have only ONE teacher remain alive, the "good" one that had a change of heart.
Have them look around, completely shocked....and start mumbling about how it's all fucked up say how sorry they are, and shoot himself, in the chest.
When all the kids get up to run out, to find the doors are locked, have all the plahyers reveal that it was only a joke...etc.
Now THAT would be a better way to get them appreciating life.
To witness and live through a murder/hostage situation.

Of course...this would never happen, and if it did, those involed would most likely be in prison, undergoing psychological examinations...but the kids in the class will appreciate life more than ever. Mission accomplished one way or another...

Yeah yeah, ok, so I think weird things....sue me.

[Gren the cake]

exactly

now THAT would be one hell of a idea. but yeh, that would mean jail timenot to mentio a hefty list of fines lol

[ChEEbA]

You know...I've had weird teachers, bitchy teachers, some (but very few) cool teachers, some completely void of any kind personality...
But
There were some, some that were that borderline to the edge that it made you wonder...
Sometimes you heard about them hitting a kid.
Sometimes they'd get fired or just quit and never return.
I bet sometimes it was a little more than just not being able to deal with the "stress" of the job....and that they were really fucking psychos all along.

After pondering this for a while, I've decided to throw in a disclaimer.
I just pray that none of the little children have been irreversibly damaged yet...

Although the abovementioned ideas may seem incredibly funny to you, something you've always wished to do, and how deeply gratifying it would be to torture schoolchildren by these means to the point that they simply break down and cry....if you're a teacher, and hey....even if you're just some kid hating nut-job....these are thoughts you must keep within the imagination.
It's great fun...you can kill them in all sorts of ways in your mind...in slow motion, again and again and again while laughing as they scream and die - all without having to lift a finger.

I endorse imaginative thought, not acting upon it. (Unless you're like, inventing or something...and no, NOT "INVENTING" DEATH!)

- B;)

[Gren the cake]

kinda like how in government, well any clas i guess, the teachers wouldnt tell u what party theyw ere in just cuz they figured that would influence th students too much

makes sense to me

anyway, the scariest teacher i had had several sexual allegations against him. the closest i knew were friends of friends, and of course the others were oh this guy who knew this girl who knew.. etc etc

scaryg uy. wouldnt doubt it for a second. wore the same kind of 70s flared pants. gross. weird hair cut. would lean on the table and u turn around his ass is right in ur face

scary thing is. he liked me. ugh.kept tryingt o bump my grade up but i always fucked up so bad in the end had to settle for the B+