View Full Version : Oh for fuck's sake....
Vodstok
11-15-2004, 04:53 AM
Okay, i used too many fucking smileys, and the godamn board dropped my post, but the gist was "0 days, 15 hrs, 16 min, 24 sec", it was the time left until HL2 is released. I am excited. This board pissed me off. fucking too many smilies..... whatever, i have beer and pizza for tomorrow, and i will be a vegetable.
Beer, Pizza and video games......its what life is all about.
sex.......almost forgot that one...so we got beer,pizza,video games and sex.
peanuts...they go great with beer...so..its beer,pizza,video games,sex and peanuts.
Horror movies....how can we forget that......so...its..beer,pizza,video games,sex,peanuts, and horror movies.
yup...thats it..........wait....how about the joyful sound of a childs laugh.........nah..fuck that noise....the list stands
BEER,PIZZA,VIDEO GAMES,SEX,PEANUTS,AND HORROR MOVIES.
shit....forgot music........
urgeok
11-15-2004, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by newb
Beer, Pizza and video games......its what life is all about.
sex.......almost forgot that one...so we got beer,pizza,video games and sex.
peanuts...they go great with beer...so..its beer,pizza,video games,sex and peanuts.
Horror movies....how can we forget that......so...its..beer,pizza,video games,sex,peanuts, and horror movies.
yup...thats it..........wait....how about the joyful sound of a childs laugh.........nah..fuck that noise....the list stands
BEER,PIZZA,VIDEO GAMES,SEX,PEANUTS,AND HORROR MOVIES.
shit....forgot music........
i hate to break it to you but the guys I've see that spend all their time eating pizza, drinking beer, and playing video games .... don't get a lot of sex offered in their direction ... with the exception of the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters :)
Vodstok
11-15-2004, 06:11 AM
We're both married and have understanding wives :D
Originally posted by Vodstok
We're both married and have understanding wives :D
This is true.
Not to mention after 20 something years of marriage and four kids your prioritys change a little bit.
Sex is still great......but sometimes after a rough day at work, there's nothing like booting up the computer and laying waste to assorted creatures and such while sipping on a nice cold beer.
Of course if the little misses wants to play with my joystick.....there's allways the pause button.
And three minutes later I'm back to the game.
and they say premature ejaculation is a bad thing.......
urgeok
11-15-2004, 07:28 AM
so life REALLY does begin at 40 ? :)
Vodstok
11-15-2004, 07:29 AM
Newb?
http://www.hoeckisworld.de/Al_Bundy/bal2.jpeg
Maybe?:D
Originally posted by urgeok
so life REALLY does begin at 40 ? :)
DAMN STRAIGHT
Originally posted by Vodstok
Newb?
http://www.hoeckisworld.de/Al_Bundy/bal2.jpeg
Maybe?:D
LOL
Sometimes it does seem like I'm living in a sitcom.
urgeok
11-15-2004, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by newb
LOL
Sometimes it does seem like I'm living in a sitcom.
must be nice, i'm living in a lovecraftian nightmare.
Vodstok
11-15-2004, 07:55 AM
I'm living in a game where people throw ducks at balloons, and nothing is what it seems......
urgeok
11-15-2004, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I'm living in a game where people throw ducks at balloons, and nothing is what it seems......
and life isnt all its quacked up to me ?
good god, I'm making old man jokes now.
someone shoot me
Vodstok
11-15-2004, 08:07 AM
I woiuld help you there, but contrary to what most non-americacns believe, not allof us have a gun :D
Just picking. :) Will a rubber band suffice?
Reminds me of a kids in the hall:
Scott Thompson (as a philipino boy): Are you American?
Dave Foley: No, Canadian.
Scott: What's the difference?
Dave: Well, a Canadian is like an American, but without a gun.
Scott: Oh! ok, I see.
urgeok
11-15-2004, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I woiuld help you there, but contrary to what most non-americacns believe, not allof us have a gun :D
Just picking. :) Will a rubber band suffice?
sure .. right in the eye
FairyKorpes
11-15-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by newb
Beer, Pizza and video games......its what life is all about.
sex.......almost forgot that one...so we got beer,pizza,video games and sex.
peanuts...they go great with beer...so..its beer,pizza,video games,sex and peanuts.
Horror movies....how can we forget that......so...its..beer,pizza,video games,sex,peanuts, and horror movies.
yup...thats it..........wait....how about the joyful sound of a childs laugh.........nah..fuck that noise....the list stands
BEER,PIZZA,VIDEO GAMES,SEX,PEANUTS,AND HORROR MOVIES.
shit....forgot music........
It's that the bachelor's special at the Quickie Mart. All for the low low price of $9.99. STD check included OAC
FairyKorpes
11-15-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
and life isnt all its quacked up to me ?
good god, I'm making old man jokes now.
someone shoot me
But now is a good time for daddy lovin';)
FairyKorpes
11-15-2004, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I woiuld help you there, but contrary to what most non-americacns believe, not allof us have a gun :D
Just picking. :) Will a rubber band suffice?
Reminds me of a kids in the hall:
Scott Thompson (as a philipino boy): Are you American?
Dave Foley: No, Canadian.
Scott: What's the difference?
Dave: Well, a Canadian is like an American, but without a gun.
Scott: Oh! ok, I see.
The definition of a Canadian is an unarmed American with health care
urgeok
11-15-2004, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
The definition of a Canadian is an unarmed American with health care
and bad TV
EXTR3MIST
11-15-2004, 10:38 AM
Sometimes it does seem like I'm living in a sitcom
Will and Grace?
evil_blonde
11-15-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
The definition of a Canadian is an unarmed American with health care
Or you could just quote all THREE in ONE post.
Just a thought...