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ashes
11-13-2004, 05:41 PM
holy shit, i was going to say twatwaffle...but i figured everyone would just look at me funny lol
jay o2 waster
11-13-2004, 05:47 PM
lol
DraculaInDallas
11-13-2004, 06:25 PM
How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday.
I know, I know, don't quit my day job!!!!!!!! :(
Chainsaw Guy
11-13-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by newb
Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverag
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The STE
11-13-2004, 06:36 PM
3 Elephants jump off an airplane, two hit the land one hits the water. Ba bum-*KSSH*
ShankS
11-14-2004, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by The STE
3 Elephants jump off an airplane, two hit the land one hits the water. Ba bum-*KSSH*
thats crap
ShankS
11-14-2004, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Whats up with all the random ass threads lately?
it's boredom....must be the time of year, in a state of limbo between autumn and christmas.
ShankS
11-14-2004, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by The STE
buy DVDs cheap on Amazon.com
I buy mine cheaper elsewhere.
ShankS
11-14-2004, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
He's the main character in a stupid fucking move called Malibu's Most Wanted.
never heard of the film.
chaplain
11-14-2004, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
never heard of the film.
Consider yourself lucky.It stars Jaime Kennedy as a rich white kid who thinks hes a hardcore gangsta/rapper.A complete waste of anyones time.
chaplain
11-14-2004, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I buy mine cheaper elsewhere.
I buy shitloads of mine at the pawn shop for $5 a piece.Its got a pretty good selection, too.
chaplain
11-14-2004, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
it's boredom....must be the time of year, in a state of limbo between autumn and christmas.
Halloween is over and there are no good horror flicks on cable.
zwoti
11-14-2004, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Consider yourself lucky.It stars Jaime Kennedy as a rich white kid who thinks hes a hardcore gangsta/rapper.A complete waste of anyones time.
http://hookersandblow.typepad.com/hookers_blow/thaphatbeater.jpg
zwoti
11-14-2004, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Halloween is over and there are no good horror flicks on cable.
maybe people need to go on holiday then....
chaplain
11-14-2004, 02:55 AM
^^^^^^LMFAO!!!!
ShankS
11-14-2004, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
maybe people need to go on holiday then....
quite a few members would enjoy a holiday there.
ShankS
11-14-2004, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
http://hookersandblow.typepad.com/hookers_blow/thaphatbeater.jpg
booooyakah!!! init mate
ShankS
11-14-2004, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
I buy shitloads of mine at the pawn shop for $5 a piece.Its got a pretty good selection, too.
yeah, sounds a good 'n cheap place to get them.
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Halloween is over and there are no good horror flicks on cable.
No shit. They've played Child's Play 1,2 & 3 for the last 2 weeks, i'm ready to disembowel someone.
dantehorrorfan
11-14-2004, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
No shit. They've played Child's Play 1,2 & 3 for the last 2 weeks, i'm ready to disembowel someone. THEY need to play the omen again damn it!!!!1:mad:
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
THEY need to play the omen again damn it!!!!1:mad:
Yeah that would rock. But anything AT ALL would rock, for the love of gawd.
friday13thfan
11-14-2004, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
thats crap
no this is http://www.kitestailstoys.com/pranks/images/poop.jpg
jedicow
11-14-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by The STE
3 Elephants jump off an airplane, two hit the land one hits the water. Ba bum-*KSSH*
um....i dont get it.
The STE
11-14-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by jedicow
um....i dont get it.
that's because you suck
The STE
11-14-2004, 06:10 PM
Woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single, are you?"
The woman replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're really fucking ugly."
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 06:11 PM
resident Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien.
Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4"
in diameter?" said Clinton.
"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least
10" long and 4" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE'
on each one."
evil_blonde
11-14-2004, 10:04 PM
Lol, I love this place. :o
ShankS
11-15-2004, 12:40 AM
go and rent some horror then.
MichaelMyers
11-15-2004, 11:34 AM
Why does a sandwich always taste better when someone else makes it? Except my car mechanic. I believe I'd prolly turn down an offer of a sandwich from him.
EXTR3MIST
11-15-2004, 11:38 AM
Why do people say, "prolly"?
DraculaInDallas
11-15-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
resident Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien.
Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4"
in diameter?" said Clinton.
"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least
10" long and 4" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE'
on each one."
LMAO!!!!!!
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flabby_man22
11-16-2004, 03:00 PM
Five Times Fast
Freakin Fun Filled Fudge Foxes, I Feel Fufilled
haha