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Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 08:21 AM
The ads by Google at the top of each of these threads automically reflect the current topic in the thread? For example, Vods "Take the good with the bad" thread has ads for Half-Life stuff at the top. And my "Anyone been to Salem, Mass" thread has an ad for "Witchery" at the top.

Why is it that my thread on being too lazy to take a shit has an ad for "Meet Sexy Singles" at the top?

Vodstok
10-14-2004, 08:24 AM
fat swollen nazi members smell angst ridden vagrant droppings




sorry, just curious :)

newb
10-14-2004, 08:25 AM
Some sexy singles are into scat.

Vodstok
10-14-2004, 08:26 AM
she smells she-males by the sex store

Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 08:28 AM
Hm.... Just some ads for horror movies.

Maybe it does it by word count?



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let's see now ....

Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 08:28 AM
Same thing. Weird.

Vodstok
10-14-2004, 08:30 AM
i had these on my site for a while. the bugs and spider pages had adds for pest removal, and a brown recluse trap..:eek:

jay o2 waster
11-10-2004, 05:28 AM
serated blade scissors number 9 sharpened object number 4

come on just post it fuckers sdkl;afasdk f;j

Vodstok
11-10-2004, 05:45 AM
oh yeah?!

Well, Purple monkey dishwasher.


a cookie to whoever knows what that is from.

jay o2 waster
11-10-2004, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
oh yeah?!

Well, Purple monkey dishwasher.


a cookie to whoever knows what that is from. simpsons

Vodstok
11-10-2004, 05:55 AM
here you go:
http://twiggs.org/images/5203-bakery-crisp-chocolate-chip-cookie.jpg















But you must forst fight this hideous beast to the death for it:



















http://www.aimchange.com/upload/tvmovies/Cookie%20Monster.gif

jay o2 waster
11-10-2004, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
here you go:
http://twiggs.org/images/5203-bakery-crisp-chocolate-chip-cookie.jpg















But you must forst fight this hideous beast to the death for it:



















http://www.aimchange.com/upload/tvmovies/Cookie%20Monster.gif YAY

Cheeba V2.0
11-10-2004, 06:08 AM
"Monspotinupoglaami"

Vodstok
11-10-2004, 06:10 AM
Is that like vegemite? Or digerdoo? I cant understand you aussies......


:D

I have a feeling you are going to smack me if we ever meet face to face cheeba :D

urgeok
11-10-2004, 06:18 AM
.

ShankS
11-10-2004, 06:21 AM
這隨意是足夠的嗎?? 對于我看起來隨便電子零。

Hate_Breeder
11-10-2004, 06:38 AM
Here

urgeok
11-10-2004, 06:56 AM
.

tic
11-10-2004, 07:04 AM
woof

urgeok
11-10-2004, 07:10 AM
test

tic
11-10-2004, 07:14 AM
shake, rattle and roll

Cheeba V2.0
11-10-2004, 07:27 AM
Why do so many random threads end up with skeleton fucking?!?

No vod...I wouldn't smack you, I'm way too much of a nice guy for that, man...
I'm more the type to get someone REEEEALY drunk (superior aussie constitution), and then make them do foolish things while laughing and taking the necessary photographic evidence with which to laugh at them again, when thy realise that...they really DID do that!

Vodstok
11-10-2004, 07:30 AM
Hah! "superior aussie constitution"....

I Have seen Crocodile Dundee 1 AND 2 and watch the Croc Hunter... I know your kangaroo-born secrets.... I can drink most anyone i know under the table. At least i could. My body has been Alchohol free for a month, so i probably have th constitution of a chihuahua with an empty stomach....

jay o2 waster
11-10-2004, 07:32 AM
.

Vodstok
11-10-2004, 07:35 AM
Hey kids! it's Mr Derp! He's so wacky!



DERP!

No cookie for anyone, that was from Southpark.

ShankS
11-10-2004, 07:36 AM
攪惀骖泙惀 gona 堦為绗曋摓払丅擟壗峏懡绗婘榓泙洅惀攪為绗曋丆埲帄绗 曋揑帠忣洅奐巒墲姰慡揑绗婘忋敋鄖

chaplain
11-10-2004, 07:52 AM
Shit, piss, fuck.


I can count all the way to shfifty five.

taylorsmommy
11-10-2004, 08:05 AM
Some favorite bumper stickers:

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing
Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
Do I look like a people person?
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
Chaos, panic, disorder....my work here is done
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth
Earth is full. Go home

newb
11-10-2004, 08:07 AM
http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/firesale.jpg

Vodstok
11-10-2004, 08:09 AM
http://www.rightmoment.blogspot.com/Pics/free%20cat.jpg

ShankS
11-10-2004, 08:13 AM
.

tic
11-10-2004, 08:17 AM
splat!

newb
11-10-2004, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
.

nice headlights.

urgeok
11-10-2004, 08:22 AM
god .. i love cats but i had to laugh at the Free Cat one .. jesus ! hahahahaha

Hate_Breeder
11-10-2004, 08:25 AM
yep

Haphazard
11-10-2004, 10:45 AM
Now, if this board stays true to form...then this thread will most likely deteriorate into discussion of horror. (which would be flat-out silly)!

Anyway, here's my contribution:

http://www.zengrappling.com/mr.t.jpg

gren
11-10-2004, 10:51 AM
Gorephobia and I talked to kobe bryant last night!!

kinda true, kinda not. but definitely random....

o yeh, also elisa applegate. LOL

zwoti
11-10-2004, 10:56 AM
hmm

urgeok
11-10-2004, 11:02 AM
.

MichaelMyers
11-10-2004, 11:19 AM
http://www.pickles.co.uk/images/new/ham%20sandwich%20no%20crop%20required.jpg

The STE
11-10-2004, 12:24 PM
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/spiders.gif

Shade
11-10-2004, 12:37 PM
http://www.davezilla.com/images/captiontime016.jpg

gren
11-10-2004, 12:46 PM
:D

Death By Jell-O
11-10-2004, 12:57 PM
Blah

ShankS
11-10-2004, 12:59 PM
.

Death By Jell-O
11-10-2004, 01:04 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~deathbyjello/mulletsign.jpg

zwoti
11-10-2004, 01:05 PM
_

ShankS
11-10-2004, 01:14 PM
.

zwoti
11-10-2004, 01:16 PM
hmmm

kpropain
11-10-2004, 01:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/doodie110399.gif

The STE
11-10-2004, 01:31 PM
Twelve?

kpropain
11-10-2004, 01:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FUNNY/thshavedpussy3.jpg

DraculaInDallas
11-10-2004, 02:09 PM
:D
.
.
.

Kemal
11-10-2004, 02:22 PM
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/2194/bears.jpg

Heretic_Ideals
11-10-2004, 03:01 PM
:)

allmykids
11-10-2004, 03:43 PM
Fumb Ducker!!

george
11-10-2004, 04:01 PM
toast!

hey, you said random. it doesnt get more random than toast. not to mention toast is good.:p

allmykids
11-10-2004, 04:03 PM
bon of sitch!!

george
11-10-2004, 04:04 PM
penguin






































































































































































































no explaination necessary.

Kemal
11-10-2004, 04:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/osprey21/knobcreek022.jpg

george
11-10-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
Futhermaker!!!!!


dont you mean futermocker!?:p

george
11-10-2004, 04:19 PM
what would you do for a klondike bar?








i would.........rid the world of all evil and claim it as my own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!..........i mean, .......:D ....... world peace!!

DarkwingMantis
11-10-2004, 04:24 PM
...

massacre man
11-10-2004, 04:50 PM
um yeah ok heres randomness

Haunted
11-10-2004, 04:57 PM
Fools gold

hellfire1
11-10-2004, 05:01 PM
spicy olives are tasty


*big wink towards someone* ;) :p

DraculaInDallas
11-10-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by hellfire1
spicy olives are tasty


*big wink towards someone* ;) :p

at your service ;) ;) ;) :p :D

hellfire1
11-11-2004, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
at your service ;) ;) ;) :p :D


hmmm.... those do look tasty... that's it, i'm getting me some more :D

urgeok
11-11-2004, 05:08 AM
hey look you guys, snakes !

The_Return
11-11-2004, 10:13 AM
My dog eats poopsicles in the winter

The_Return
11-11-2004, 10:14 AM
I met a girl who fucked a squash.

Heretic_Ideals
11-11-2004, 10:51 AM
.

The_Return
11-11-2004, 11:34 AM
I found this file on my comp after I got an upgrade. You tell me wht it is

massacre man
11-11-2004, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
I found this file on my comp after I got an upgrade. You tell me wht it is crabs?

Iniquity
11-11-2004, 04:46 PM
.

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:00 PM
:D

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:02 PM
He he he he!

gren
11-11-2004, 05:03 PM
:D

BIG MEAT EATER
11-11-2004, 05:04 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:07 PM
http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/schultz.jpg

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:09 PM
http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/lifeingradschool.jpg

BIG MEAT EATER
11-11-2004, 05:09 PM
ilsa right? the nazi guy lol

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:10 PM
http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/santadecides.jpg

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by BIG MEAT EATER
ilsa right? the nazi guy lol

Corpral Klink!!!

BIG MEAT EATER
11-11-2004, 05:11 PM
lol

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:12 PM
http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/bm_office.jpg

BIG MEAT EATER
11-11-2004, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
Corpral Klink!!! from that tv series where the lead actor went mad and fucked loads of chicks?

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by BIG MEAT EATER
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mines better!

http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/suprizedmonkey.jpg

The_Return
11-11-2004, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by BIG MEAT EATER
from that tv series where the lead actor went mad and fucked loads of chicks?

Maybe....Hogans Heros, I dunno bout that stuff, maybe

BIG MEAT EATER
11-11-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
Mines better!

http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/suprizedmonkey.jpg LMAO

GorePhobia
11-11-2004, 06:37 PM
one eyed ball gaging mongaloids
gave me herpes and hemroids

Chainsaw Guy
11-11-2004, 06:38 PM
I love this pic

Hate_Breeder
11-11-2004, 06:40 PM
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~rn6d-hnd/people/jeff_goldblum.jpg

Chainsaw Guy
11-11-2004, 06:47 PM
just made this

Hate_Breeder
11-11-2004, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~rn6d-hnd/people/jeff_goldblum.jpg

Lucid Dreams
11-11-2004, 09:04 PM
Let the army of Furby rise to defeat the American Government, and the Giant Furby Ruler shall rule all.....let him rein supreme or die at the hands of Sir Furberus

bwind22
11-11-2004, 09:53 PM
Two pictures that will make you think twice about joining the high school wrestling squad.


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wrestler+funny/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11pc2nr26/*-http%3A//www.collegehumor.com/img/w/wrestler_pants.jpg


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wrestling+funny/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11jdnmnrk/*-http%3A//www.thehumorsource.com/pictures/562.jpg

Hate_Breeder
11-11-2004, 10:00 PM
Prince Bush

DraculaInDallas
11-11-2004, 11:49 PM
:p

ShankS
11-12-2004, 01:57 AM
.

Haunted
11-12-2004, 04:50 AM
Four nuns running up hill down hill eating pudding and singing about cunnilingus

Tis a sin

Tis not never said in the Bible

What about unatural acts

Never says so in the Bible

The_Return
11-12-2004, 04:58 AM
:D

urgeok
11-12-2004, 05:03 AM
he really did ...

I_Still_Know!
11-12-2004, 05:20 AM
.

The_Return
11-12-2004, 05:23 AM
:cool:

Malicious_Mirth
11-12-2004, 09:20 AM
i know its a little late but damn that cookie on the first page looks like the nastiest fukin cookie i have ever seen!!

tic
11-12-2004, 12:40 PM
what's up with people, lurking about and not contributing, come on now kids, this is what this site is for!

jeezus

chaplain
11-12-2004, 12:43 PM
something

xGuardianx03
11-12-2004, 12:44 PM
something else

chaplain
11-12-2004, 12:44 PM
I like your avatar, tic!:)

tic
11-12-2004, 12:47 PM
thanks,

just letting off some steam, i mean why are all these guests just looking; scared to join or something?

taylorsmommy
11-12-2004, 12:47 PM
What movie do you think is the scariest of all time? For me, it's The Exorcist. I went to see it in the theater (I was about 13) and left before it was over, couldn't take any more. To this day I still can't watch the whole thing. Scares the absolute shit out of me.

chaplain
11-12-2004, 12:48 PM
Maybe they are "wankers".

tic
11-12-2004, 12:56 PM
can't really think of a really scary film, although at the time I think Jaws.

I saw it when I was 7 and came out with a tear in my eye; whether that was because the shark got blasted or seeing people getting chomped I couldn't say.


and yes I think "wankers" could will be a good discription or scaredy poos, might be a better one!

chaplain
11-12-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by tic
and yes I think could will be a good discription or scaredy poos, might be a better one!



LOL!Nice!:D

ShankS
11-12-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
What movie do you think is the scariest of all time? For me, it's The Exorcist. I went to see it in the theater (I was about 13) and left before it was over, couldn't take any more. To this day I still can't watch the whole thing. Scares the absolute shit out of me.

theres about 50 other threads talking about scariest films..... can we have something different for a change

urgeok
11-12-2004, 01:24 PM
uhmm ..

ok..


It has always bugged me that Mickey Mouse has a pet dog Pluto.

How does a fucking 2 inch rodent master a dog ?

And to make it weirder .. Goofy, his friend, is also a dog.

But Goofy can talk, drive, wears clothes..
Pluto is just a regular comical dog.

Cartoon mice should have bugs or worms for pets .. not dogs.
Pluto would eat those fucking mice in a hearbeat.
Or at least chew them up into a bloody pulp.
(he'd choke on Minnie's pumps if he tried to swallow them.)

I cant deal with that kind of inconsistency.

Haphazard
11-12-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
uhmm ..

ok..


It has always bugged me that Mickey Mouse has a pet dog Pluto.

How does a fucking 2 inch rodent master a dog ?

And to make it weirder .. Goofy, his friend, is also a dog.

But Goofy can talk, drive, wears clothes..
Pluto is just a regular comical dog.

Cartoon mice should have bugs or worms for pets .. not dogs.
Pluto would eat those fucking mice in a hearbeat.
Or at least chew them up into a bloody pulp.
(he'd choke on Minnie's pumps if he tried to swallow them.)

I cant deal with that kind of inconsistency.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of all the posts I have seen from you...this is easily the most thought-out, analytical post. Very deep, dude!

urgeok
11-12-2004, 01:52 PM
the saddest thing is that it really does bug me .. which drives my wife crazy :)


sounds like motivation to me !

hellfire1
11-12-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
uhmm ..

ok..


It has always bugged me that Mickey Mouse has a pet dog Pluto.

How does a fucking 2 inch rodent master a dog ?

And to make it weirder .. Goofy, his friend, is also a dog.

But Goofy can talk, drive, wears clothes..
Pluto is just a regular comical dog.

Cartoon mice should have bugs or worms for pets .. not dogs.
Pluto would eat those fucking mice in a hearbeat.
Or at least chew them up into a bloody pulp.
(he'd choke on Minnie's pumps if he tried to swallow them.)

I cant deal with that kind of inconsistency.


woah... "stand by me" flashback...

but yeah, what's up with dat ? :p

hellfire1
11-12-2004, 02:00 PM
and why does donald wrap a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower, yet wears no pants and just his shirt, huh, huh ??? :p

evil_blonde
11-12-2004, 02:03 PM
That is a very good point.... lol I guess I never thought about it like that.....

But then...that whole cartoon doesn't make any sense, there's ducks in it which are the same size as the mice. Ducks are bigger than mice.

xGuardianx03
11-12-2004, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by evil_blonde
Ducks are bigger than mice.

And nowhere near the size of dogs. Atleast they got the cricket right.

ShankS
11-12-2004, 02:15 PM
message to everybody..... they're cartoons.. it's fantasy land all made up



:D

urgeok
11-12-2004, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
message to everybody..... they're cartoons.. it's fantasy land all made up



:D


goddammit thats a lie !!! take it back !!

ShankS
11-12-2004, 02:22 PM
your comics are fake

newb
11-12-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
message to everybody..... they're cartoons.. it's fantasy land all made up



:D

http://www.posternow.com/imagem/l/l11672.jpg

xGuardianx03
11-12-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
message to everybody..... they're cartoons.. it's fantasy land all made up



:D

Poor soul, they've got you right where they want you.

urgeok
11-12-2004, 02:36 PM
its ok, he's in denial

ShankS
11-12-2004, 02:41 PM
i burnt comics as a kid and cut the Tv wire with garden sheers, everytime cartoon time came on.

xGuardianx03
11-12-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
i burnt comics as a kid and cut the Tv wire with garden sheers, everytime cartoon time came on.

Your parents must have really gone through some TVs when you were little.

urgeok
11-12-2004, 02:43 PM
and thats why he's a mean old drunk today kids .. trying to drown the shame in alcohol.

poor poor man.

ShankS
11-12-2004, 02:49 PM
we had lots of electrical insulation repair tape.


and alcohol drowns out thoughts of work... It helps living in denial much easier.

newb
11-12-2004, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
i burnt comics as a kid and cut the Tv wire with garden sheers, everytime cartoon time came on.

Surely you like the Simpsons.

http://www.d.umn.edu/~rmyers1/homer_mad.gif

and NO...I won't stop calling you shirley.

BIG MEAT EATER
11-12-2004, 02:57 PM
bewbb;ubfsj

BIG MEAT EATER
11-12-2004, 02:58 PM
hlkjhjjhjhjkl

newb
11-12-2004, 02:58 PM
Bored again?

BIG MEAT EATER
11-12-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by newb
Bored again? L*M*F*A*O YES! sorry

newb
11-12-2004, 03:02 PM
Try solitaire.
http://radio.weblogs.com/0001015/images/2002/02/01/solitaire.gif

zwoti
11-12-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by newb
Bored again?

newb
11-12-2004, 03:03 PM
or drinks with friends

http://www.caseysbar-grill.com/site_images/amb_2.jpg

BIG MEAT EATER
11-12-2004, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
your supposed to be up in the morning young man!

newb
11-12-2004, 03:04 PM
or maybe a video game

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/video-game-atari2600.jpg



oooo retro

ShankS
11-12-2004, 03:04 PM
這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 450x200 像素,帶一個白色的背景的一千六百万种顏色。加一些文 本。輕或者中等的顏色最好地工作。一個更廣泛的字体精 細地工作,但是中等的寬度字体該也工作。字体使用在這 儿是 Arial 80 歲的布萊克 pt。取消選擇你的文本當你完成的時候。(精選品:沒有什?#92;)這技術給有重點,投影的 3D 文本那使其看起來很現實的。由打開所作的開始一份新的 文件,關于 使

zwoti
11-12-2004, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by BIG MEAT EATER
your supposed to be up in the morning young man!

and what about you?

Hate_Breeder
11-12-2004, 03:05 PM
Go eat some shrroms

BIG MEAT EATER
11-12-2004, 03:06 PM
I've gotta go to bed, for some reason I love you idiots

newb
11-12-2004, 03:07 PM
go catch a movie

http://shorock.com/arts/micheaux/gregory/venues/movie.jpg

newb
11-12-2004, 03:08 PM
watch cows fuck

http://www.matings.co.uk/image/mating.jpg

zwoti
11-12-2004, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by BIG MEAT EATER
I've gotta go to bed, for some reason I love you idiots

well good luck tomorrow

ShankS
11-12-2004, 03:09 PM
or fuck cows.

BIG MEAT EATER
11-12-2004, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
well good luck tomorrow night zwoti! best off luck mate! and to you other guys, thanks for the madness LOL

newb
11-12-2004, 03:11 PM
Good luck tomorrow.









wait.....whats going on tomorrow?

BIG MEAT EATER
11-12-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
or fuck cows. shanks for the memory LOL

massacre man
11-12-2004, 03:19 PM
watch clowns eat pancakes

taylorsmommy
11-12-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
theres about 50 other threads talking about scariest films..... can we have something different for a change


Sorry, ShankS!

Chainsaw Guy
11-12-2004, 05:42 PM
Im getting tired of these "POST" threads whoever does it again gets the kitty sent to them

Steve_Hutchison
11-12-2004, 05:43 PM
Isn't there a log saying who banned who? Why can't the owners of Horror.com do something?

Chainsaw Guy
11-12-2004, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
Isn't there a log saying who banned who? Why can't the owners of Horror.com do something?

Because the Admin(owner) is never really but hes on sometimes

Steve_Hutchison
11-12-2004, 05:48 PM
This site could be so much better. I don't feel their presence either. The design looks great tough!

Steve_Hutchison
11-12-2004, 06:01 PM
yeah.. but what about the interviews and reviews? You could just not care. At least we have this feature.

Steve_Hutchison
11-12-2004, 06:08 PM
you mean back in those (http://web.archive.org/web/20010302042215/http://www.horror.com/) days?

MichaelMyers
11-12-2004, 06:46 PM
I enjoy listening to many different types of music. Both the rythms and melodies appeal to me. Sometimes I listen to music on the radio and sometimes a CD. There have been times that I have hummed or whistled any one of a number of different tunes that I have heard. I do not usually sing the words.

MichaelMyers
11-12-2004, 06:48 PM
:rolleyes:

The STE
11-12-2004, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
watch clowns eat pancakes

How did you know my knickname was pancakes?

massacre man
11-12-2004, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by The STE
How did you know my knickname was pancakes? because the dog only sets on the burger king when the water ski has hair

The STE
11-12-2004, 07:41 PM
...dude, Catlin's cheating on you

massacre man
11-12-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by The STE
...dude, Catlin's cheating on you have you ever stolen anything?

Chainsaw Guy
11-12-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by newb
watch cows fuck

http://www.matings.co.uk/image/mating.jpg



hahahahahahahahaha

The STE
11-12-2004, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
have you ever stolen anything?

once

massacre man
11-12-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by tic
come on now kids what is that supposed to mean is that directed at me cuz im part black?

FairyKorpes
11-12-2004, 07:57 PM
I'm sure this forum was not as rank as it is now.:rolleyes:

Chainsaw Guy
11-12-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
im a bitch who just cant stay out of anything. I think Juan Valdez is on the site. Because I want to suck his ASS

Chainsaw Guy
11-12-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
Figures. Take the cocksuckers side. You guys gotta stick together, I guess.

Hey NooB nobody cares what u think u Cunt cock sucking bitch

The STE
11-12-2004, 08:33 PM

Chainsaw Guy
11-12-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
I'm not as NooB as you think I am. So go fuck your mother like a good little boy.
hhhhmmm on less then a month only still under 2 hundred posts......................NOOB

FairyKorpes
11-12-2004, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
The bitch just cant stay out of anything. I think Juan Valdez is on the site. Because his ASS just dropped a stinky in the forum.

You're fucked!!! Stay out of where??? It's a public fucking forum there Corky. Or didn't they send out the "see Dick explain shit to the retard memo"

What kind of mentally unbalanced hasn't had pussy since it had him saggy sacked gaping retum his shit doesn't even taper fuck face makes a thread about how sorry he is and is gonna leave the forum and doesn't???

wufong
11-12-2004, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
uhmm ..

ok..


It has always bugged me that Mickey Mouse has a pet dog Pluto.

How does a fucking 2 inch rodent master a dog ?

And to make it weirder .. Goofy, his friend, is also a dog.

But Goofy can talk, drive, wears clothes..
Pluto is just a regular comical dog.

Cartoon mice should have bugs or worms for pets .. not dogs.
Pluto would eat those fucking mice in a hearbeat.
Or at least chew them up into a bloody pulp.
(he'd choke on Minnie's pumps if he tried to swallow them.)

I cant deal with that kind of inconsistency.
because disney was a racist bastard thats why. he used the characters of pluto and goofy to plant a subliminal message into kids heads. saying that even though pluto and goofy are the same speices, its ok if one is kept as a slave or to be someone elses property.

Hate_Breeder
11-12-2004, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by The STE
once

And that just happened to be my virginity.

ShankS
11-12-2004, 11:17 PM
mmmmm pancakes.

ShankS
11-12-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by wufong
because disney was a racist bastard thats why. he used the characters of pluto and goofy to plant a subliminal message into kids heads. saying that even though pluto and goofy are the same speices, its ok if one is kept as a slave or to be someone elses property.

I've heard that before somewhere.

ShankS
11-12-2004, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
Not too bright are ya? Thats ok, I'll help ya out.

ITS A NEW USERNAME, FUCKTARD!!!!! OLD MEMBER, NEW USERNAME!!!!!!!

Do you want me to use CRAYON next time?

If you're gonna try and be smart, try to leave the "dumbass" somewhere else.


PEACE!!!!:)

oh and btw, I dont know who you used to be, and if you got banned last time during all that havoc...... dont fucking take it out on the members here who had nothing to do with it.... you've obviously got grudges about this place and the admin who banned you, and you hate this place now, so why fucking hang around and dish out the grief, just go away.

:rolleyes:

Haunted
11-13-2004, 02:17 AM
Jumpin' jesus on a pogo stick!!!!!!! Can we have a long thread...just one....where a flame war doesn't break out? I know that there are folks trying to defend themselves and the board itself....I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to all of the SFF's out there.

shutupshutupshutupSHUTTHEFUCKUP! or LEAVE!

Cheeba V2.0
11-13-2004, 02:23 AM
Well said.
It's not hard to tell the difference, is it?

- B

Haunted
11-13-2004, 02:38 AM
Well, you know, B, it just makes me sick. Somebody's always got to come up in here and be an asshole for being an asshole's sake. I thought I was I was at a horror forum, not Romper-fucking-Room.

Jesus Christ, stop with the teeth pulling already.

tic
11-13-2004, 03:11 AM
ha ha

*anarchy, choas and disorder, my work here is done*

tic
11-13-2004, 03:16 AM
ah well at least someone posted something

tic
11-13-2004, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
what is that supposed to mean is that directed at me cuz im part black?

you is what you is, bro

The_Return
11-13-2004, 04:04 AM
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/imadethis/cookie/cookie.jpg

tic
11-13-2004, 04:07 AM
.

The_Return
11-13-2004, 04:44 AM
http://carbon.cudenver.edu/public/library/archives/shovel.jpg

chaplain
11-13-2004, 05:19 AM
Dig-Dug

Cheeba V2.0
11-13-2004, 05:22 AM
double THE FUCK dragon!

chaplain
11-13-2004, 05:30 AM
Cash from Chaos

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:21 AM
The Dogfather

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
mmmmm pancakes. somethin smells like mouse traps

chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:25 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
somethin smells like mouse traps



De plane, boss, de plane!

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
De plane, boss, de plane! you got 10 hot dogs or i will burn your milkshake with my couch

chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
you got 10 hot dogs or i will burn your milkshake with my couch




Bring the pain, Whopper breath!

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Can we have a long thread...just one....where a flame war doesn't break out? no.

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:34 AM
hmmm pancakes... hotdogs... I might have hotdogs

chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
no.


LOL!!!

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:35 AM
to much flaming...people will burn in hell.

chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
hmmm pancakes... hotdogs... I might have hotdogs



How about a tube steak smothered in underwear?

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
hmmm pancakes... hotdogs... I might have hotdogs use pancakes as the buns




and sis we will fight you but it is a 2 person job it is a rule to fight you one at a time

OH NO SIS IS KILLING SHANKS I MUST HELP HIM BUT WE CAN ONLY FIGHT ONE AT A TIME

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:36 AM
shit....oldthread.

where is Stingy these days?

chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
use pancakes as the buns




and sis we will fight you but it is a 2 person job it is a rule to fight you one at a time

OH NO SIS IS KILLING SHANKS I MUST HELP HIM BUT WE CAN ONLY FIGHT ONE AT A TIME


If only usahorrorfan were here..........

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
How about a tube steak smothered in underwear?

na thats a bit chewey...besides stains ruin the flavours...I want hotdogs 'n buns...big buns ...... big fucking buns!

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
na thats a bit chewey...besides stains ruin the flavours...I want hotdogs 'n buns...big buns ...... big fucking buns! you can chew on mine for a little bit

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
you can chew on mine for a little bit

that an offer... or are you hoping for some suckage?

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
that an offer... or are you hoping for some suckage? you son of a *EDITED FOR CONTENT* biscuit eater

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
you son of a *EDITED FOR CONTENT* biscuit eater

yeah I like buscuits 'n cheese...actually crackers 'n cheese....salty ones too. :D

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
yeah I like buscuits 'n cheese...actually crackers 'n cheese....salty ones too. :D your comeback shames me

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
your comeback shames me

no shame in liking good snacks.

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
no shame in liking good snacks. you can't put your hands in a sista's hair

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
you can't put your hands in a sista's hair

aint got a sista

chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
you can't put your hands in a sista's hair



Malibooty

ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Malibooty

eh? yank slang

massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Malibooty i may be white but my rhymes is tight

chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:55 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
i may be white but my rhymes is tight


I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.

ShankS
11-13-2004, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.

that eminemeiemeniemen lyrics?

chaplain
11-13-2004, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
that eminemeiemeniemen lyrics?


Nope, B-rad!

massacre man
11-13-2004, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit. peep my tat

ShankS
11-13-2004, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Nope, B-rad!

wtf is B-rad?

MichaelMyers
11-13-2004, 07:08 AM
Teaching.

massacre man
11-13-2004, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
wtf is B-rad? your an I-9 now the only way out is in a box

ShankS
11-13-2004, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
your an I-9 now the only way out is in a box

I presume I-9 has something to do with being dead and flat and going out in a coffin?

ShankS
11-13-2004, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Teaching.

I know that, but he still occasionally posted, aint seen him here for a few weeks now....maybe the kids have taken him hostage.

ShankS
11-13-2004, 07:18 AM
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the living daylights out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little bugger has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

tic
11-13-2004, 07:33 AM
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a very beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced, "I have a proposition for every single man here. I will give $1,000,000 or my daughter to the one man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he had. The crowd cheered him on as he kept swimming. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy, that was simply incredible! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the money?"

The man replied, "Listen, I don't want your money! I don't want your daughter! I just want the name of the person who pushed me in!":D

newb
11-13-2004, 07:57 AM
Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverag

urgeok
11-13-2004, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Well, you know, B, it just makes me sick. Somebody's always got to come up in here and be an asshole for being an asshole's sake. I thought I was I was at a horror forum, not Romper-fucking-Room.

Jesus Christ, stop with the teeth pulling already.


you'll find that they are all over the chance to scrap but rarely participate in the movie, etc. boards.
Thats what really pisses me off ...
If you have nothing to contribute .. why bother ?

Hate_Breeder
11-13-2004, 09:41 AM
Wiggy

:cool:

ShankS
11-13-2004, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Wiggy

:cool:

get jiggy

The_Return
11-13-2004, 12:27 PM
ASSHAT!


ASSHAT!


ASSHAT!

ashes
11-13-2004, 12:34 PM
asshat.

Haphazard
11-13-2004, 12:43 PM
http://users.urbi.com.br/leocosta/forums/asshat.jpg

The_Return
11-13-2004, 12:49 PM
http://www.fun4gamers.nl/showtime/morefun//asshat.jpg

Hate_Breeder
11-13-2004, 12:49 PM
Whats up with all the random ass threads lately?

ashes
11-13-2004, 12:50 PM
hmm.

Haphazard
11-13-2004, 12:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I got called an "asshat" trying to hotlink to a picture of an asshat!! LOL!

http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/spacemoose/ass.gif

The_Return
11-13-2004, 12:52 PM
http://www.kl.net/gallery/Nougat/Fark3/lies4-asshat.jpg

chaplain
11-13-2004, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
wtf is B-rad?



He's the main character in a stupid fucking move called Malibu's Most Wanted.

wufong
11-13-2004, 02:40 PM
what do ya get if you cross a agnostic a insominac and a dyslexic?


























someone who lays awake all night wonder if theres a dog.

massacre man
11-13-2004, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
He's the main character in a stupid fucking move called Malibu's Most Wanted. holler back player

massacre man
11-13-2004, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
you'll find that they are all over the chance to scrap but rarely participate in the movie, etc. boards.
Thats what really pisses me off ...
If you have nothing to contribute .. why bother ? *cough* fluff *cough*

Iniquity
11-13-2004, 05:17 PM
.

MichaelMyers
11-13-2004, 05:27 PM
Twatwaffle.

The STE
11-13-2004, 05:40 PM
buy DVDs cheap on Amazon.com

The STE
11-13-2004, 05:41 PM
Waffletwat