Plastic Fucking Wine Corks!!!!!!

[BIG MEAT EATER]

Plastic Fucking Wine Corks!!!! Some times they just sink into the bottle, some times they just go round and round but most of the time they stick to the fucking corkscrew like a limpit shell to a rock!!!!

AAAAH! That's better...

[Vodstok]

Plastic? Ugh... maybe for champagne corks, because they are going to cause bodily injury no matter what, but not in regular wine....

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Plastic? Ugh... maybe for champagne corks, because they are going to cause bodily injury no matter what, but not in regular wine.... I mean WTF I'd like to murder the inventor of the plastic fkng wine cork!!!

[Vodstok]

I probably just havent had any of the brands that use em.

Im a gallo guy, mostly because i am lazy and their wines are okay

[BIG MEAT EATER]

Yeah least Earnest and Julio have the decency to keep it real..honestly I could fucking scream!!!!

[MichaelMyers]

Those fuckers...

[BIG MEAT EATER]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Those fuckers... You had the same problem? I mean what the hell is the point in designing something that just plain does'nt work, it's like defeating the object. Wh not just seal the bottle up all together and put a big sticker on the front that just says "LOL"

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by BIG MEAT EATER
You had the same problem? I mean what the hell is the point in designing something that just plain does'nt work, it's like defeating the object. Wh not just seal the bottle up all together and put a big sticker on the front that just says "LOL"

That is pretty fucking funny....:)

That would be like buying an entertainment center, and the instructions say "YOU figure it out...."

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Originally posted by Vodstok
That is pretty fucking funny....:)

That would be like buying an entertainment center, and the instructions say "YOU figure it out...." Seriously I know I sound like some old Fart! having a gripe but, this is how it's getting and you just know the guy that invented it made huge bucks out of it. Why does everyone just put up with it. I'm just trying to enjoy my glass of wine and I have to spend the first ten minutes playing WWF with the corksrew and a pair off pliers...

[Vodstok]

which style do you use?
a
http://www.mi-brew.com/breweries/S/stroh/mi-109d/strohs-flat-corkscrew.jpg

b
http://hidarikiki.com/image/corkscrew-open-big.jpg

c
http://www.drycreekvineyard.com/funimages/corkscrew.jpg

d
http://gifts.co.uk/acatalog/ez_pull_corksrew.jpg

I am a long-time fan of c

[BIG MEAT EATER]

LMFAO!!! I can't believe you went to all that trouble...

I'm with you on C my personal favourite (takes a bit of effort but simple and effective) D was the one that started all this "Satan's Corkscrew" To complicated, to many bits, more of an industrial dentist tool than a corkscrew...

[Vodstok]

not a lot of trouble, just a minute on google image search :)

[BIG MEAT EATER]

Originally posted by Vodstok
not a lot of trouble, just a minute on google image search :) That is a usefull function isn't it LOL specially when some raving lunatic comes at you rambling on about wine corks...

Gotta go now, the wine cork has just made me to angry...