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03-19-2006, 06:22 AM
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Zombie Honeymoon (2006)
 DECSRITION: After pleading their undying love for one another, happy newlyweds Danny and Denise head to the jersey Shore for their honeymoon...The romantic start to their new life is cut short when Danny is attacked on the beach and Denise discovers that her new husband has become a flesh eating zombie! As he tries to contain his cannibalistic behavoir for the sake of their marriage, Denise decides to stand by her man " for better or worse." But will Danny's decay eventually cause Denise to forsake her true love? One part horror flick and one part romantic comedy, Zombie Honeymoon " will move your heart, then tear it out!" STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 3 out of 5 GORE: 3 out of 5 BLOOD: 5 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 5 out of 5 LOVE: 0 out of 5 THOUGHTS: THis story has been done before, meaning how they become zombies...28 Days Later is where they get it from....Its slow from the beginning and then about a hour later it picks up...Showtime made this movie, so they did a decent job...The gore and blood was excellent.... OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5 (JOKE: Knock, Knock, Who's there?, " Gruuuurrrrgh", Sh*t man.....I'm leaving the door closed thank you!) SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!! READING WILL GIVE VITAL INFO ON THE MOVIE!!! How Dan becomes a zombie...They are at the beach and Dan is sleeping and this zombie comes from the ocean and falls on top of him and then spits blood in his face....Their are 7 killings...His 1st one is a jogger that he kills while his wife is shopping...This is the goriest kill of them all....The joggers intestines are hanging out....The rest are neck bites and other areas....To the ending dan is about to do the same to his wife like the zombie did him, but at the last secong his love for her made him turn away and his vomit of blood went flying away from her..... 
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03-19-2006, 12:55 PM
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that movie sounds hilarious, im gonna rent it asap
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03-19-2006, 12:57 PM
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I considered getting this last week at Blockbuster...I think I definatly have to see it now! Thanks for another great review Ruben!
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03-19-2006, 01:02 PM
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03-20-2006, 06:39 PM
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I saw it a while ago I loved it.
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