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03-14-2006, 02:44 PM
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Gingerdead Man (2005)
 DECRIPTION: Depending on one's point of view, Gary Busey either sinks or rises to new levels of crazed weirdness in this low-budget, gore-drenched Z-movie. Busey plays deranged murderer Millard Findlemeyer, who's sent to the electric chair by brave witness Sara Leigh (Robin Sidney) after he murders her family. But his creepy, vengeful mother mixes his ashes into some homemade gingerbread mix, and when the mix winds up at the Leigh bakery, all it takes is a few drops of blood to trigger an ancient curse and bring Millard's soul to life in the form of an evil, homicidal pastry. Bloodshed ensues as Sara and her friends are forced to fight for their lives against this walking, talking, and stabbing (but oddly kind of adorable) gingerbread man. STORY: 2 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 2 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 BLOOD: 2 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 1 out of 5 LOVE: 0 out of 5 THOUGHTS: Horror fans what a bad movie...It had promise from the get go and then sank fast....The gingerdead man barely moved and his killings where bad...Leave this cookie alone.. OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5 SPOLIER ALERT!!!!!!!! READING this will tell you about the whole movie... OK, the story starts at a restuarant where Busy is holding up the place...He killed the waitress and then kills the main characters dad and brother...He tries to hold back on killing the sister but shoots her anyways.... She lives and then we end up at their bakery that she runs...Her mother is a drunk and her assistant baker want to be a pro wrestler....Busy by the way was killed by the electic chair....Well a mysterious person knocks on the back door and leaves gingerbread seasoning...SO they add it to their other full 40lb seasoning...And then the want to be pro wrestler cuts himself and puts his arm right over the seasoning and drips all kind of blood in it and the Girl doesnt think nothing about it.... So the wanna be wrestler starts to scoop out the seasoning and adds it to the cookie mix and then the gingerdead man starts to form...The girl then cuts out the gingerbreadman design and sticks it in the oven...At this time the daughter of the new chain bakery across the street decides to stop in and leave a rat in the bakery...The girl catches her and they start to fight...Then the chain bakery daughters boyfriend comes in and stops them....They end up in the back room and the the oven starts to spark and burn away forming the gingerdead man....This is where it gets plain stupid...They let it out and he runs and hides....They take off to the front...Not knowing what to do they stay their and try to go back and kill the gingerdeadman....When they get to the back again only about 10 feet away the gingerdeadman is eating up all kind of goodies...They throw it back in the oven and run back up front...Then the girls mom shows up from some new entrance...Drunk and all and lets him out and he cuts off her finger...Then the girls coworker who works the register comes in and finds her and takes her away....So the group up front go back to the back and realize gingerdeadman is out....Ok why havent they left and let the police take care off it? Hmmmm, Fast forwarding the daughter of the chain bakery calls her father and he shows up and gets ran into the side of the building.....Time passes on and then the girl and the chains duaghters boyfriend go to cut on the power...And start to fall in love and forget about the real problem...Boy I was hoping they would of died....The chain bakery daughter then gets stabbed in the head.....So advancing now to the end...The wrestler guy shows up and starts to eat the gingerdeadman up...Blood spills everywhere....Next thing you know they leave out the bakery and leave the wrestler behind, so the girl heads back to get him and finds the wrestler possessed by the gingerdeadman...It was 4 days ago since i watched this movie, but I dont remember what happen....It doesnt matter...It sucked 
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03-14-2006, 07:55 PM
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lol you sound like me. I love shitty movies
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03-15-2006, 05:56 AM
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I like how the description says "gore drenched" but you gave the gore 0 out of 5.
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03-15-2006, 07:46 AM
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it looks good to me
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