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Mine will be a small trek insignia behind my right ear. My right ear has been pointy since birth and people joke about me being half Vulcan. Explains my ability to put logic to everything I do.
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02-08-2009, 07:20 PM
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Don't get it to small. It'll just run together and look like shit after a few years.
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02-08-2009, 07:32 PM
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"Cable TV"
I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in And now I got cable TV And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean Midget wrestling on channel three It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em Yeah, but that's all right with me I got cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV) Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network The news and weather from Peru I got celebrity hockey The Racketball Channel too Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta Mr. Wizard is on at five I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car So I can watch MTV while I drive I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs The kind you just can't get for free Now I never wanna leave my apartment 'Cause there's just so much for me to see On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV(Cable TV) Well, if you need to find me You know where I'll be Watchin' my cable TV, yeah Watchin' my cable TV 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV My friends are gettin' kinda worried They think I'm turning into some kinda freak Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's Twenty-seven times this week On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV) Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah I need my cable TV Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV) Got to have cable TV (TV) Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV) Can't live without my cable TV Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV) I've got to have my cable TV I said cable TV, yeah (TV) Got to have cable TV CABLE TV!
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02-09-2009, 01:35 AM
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We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know! We're dedicated To our favorite shows! We sit glued to the T.V. set all night And every night! Why go into the outside world at all? It's such a fright! We've got nothing better to do Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews T.V. news shows what it's really like out there It's a scare! You can go out if you want We wouldn't dare!
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Wait a minute! My T.V. set doesn't work!
It's broken! What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair! We're hurtin' We've got nothing left to do With no T.V. and just a couple of brews What are we gonna talk about? I don't know! We're gonna miss our favorite shows! NO T.V. PARTY TONIGHT! haha love that song :D |
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