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Retribution From The Grave...Tombstone Squashes Teenaged Graveyard Vandal
Police: Vandal Trapped By Tombstone
40 Headstones Damaged In Cemetery Roodhouse, Illinois -- Police in the central Illinois town of Roodhouse said a teen became pinned under a tombstone after tipping it over during a vandalism spree at a local cemetery. Authorities said it took four firefighters to lift a 600-pound gravestone off the 16-year-old boy's leg early Tuesday after he helped knock over that headstone and dozens others. The boy is recovering from undisclosed injuries at a hospital. Police Chief Steve Speeks said the boy will be questioned about the alleged vandalism once he's released. Speeks said about 40 headstones were damaged. Police suspect multiple offenders were involved. The funeral home director estimated the damage at about $10,000 Roodhouse is about 60 miles southwest of Springfield.
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It's unfortunate the tombstone did'nt fall on his head,that would've been fitting.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering. |
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Does this remind anybody else of the horror movie "Uncle Sam"?
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering. |
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