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08-26-2005, 12:09 PM
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right “tools” she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.” Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.” This time, quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.” The very scared blonde raised her head and said, “Is that you, Lord?” The voice answered, “NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.”
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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08-27-2005, 11:56 PM
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You know, quite aside from these being "blond" jokes, all these jokes are pretty funny and clever!
Especially the "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" one.
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08-29-2005, 12:06 AM
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I like the "So a Blonde walks into a building" one...
The genius is in the simplicity. :) This one isn't so great... but it's the only one I can remember right now: Q: Why do blondes stick their heads out of moving cars? A: To get a refill.
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Here's a blonde joke a learned a few years back.
A blonde, brunette, and a red head are taking a walk together. After a while of talking, the red head see's something. She says "Oh my God, a dead bird!" The blonde looks up into the sky and says "Where?" Corny, but it was the only one I could think of right now.
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09-07-2005, 07:34 AM
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This might not be as funny as i thought, but here goes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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09-07-2005, 07:38 AM
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"One after one by the star dogged moon, too quick for groan or sigh Each turned his face with a ghastly pang and cursed me with his eye Four times fifty living men (and I heard nor sigh nor groan), With heavy thump, a lifeless lump, they dropped down one by one." ...Iron Maiden... 
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