This is hard to narrow down... There are plenty of bad films. From "I'd walk out of the theater in the middle of this" to "so bad it's good". I would think this topic leans more towards the "so bad it's just really fucking bad" side.
In that case there is one movie that comes to mind. The characters are awful, the story is awful, and it rapes the original material it's based on. Dark Shadows.
This movie doesn't even deserve to share the same title. If I had the money and technology, I would get a time machine and go back to right before it's creation and just fucking cripple Tim Burton so he couldn't make this abomination. Nor anything else at this point because let's face it he's just lost his touch as of late. It's really crushing in another sense because he also made so many of my favorite movies. I swear he was mentally damaged (and not in the good way that inspires dark twisted movies like Batman, Beetlejuice, and Edward Scissorhands) at one point to even make some of the crap he's been behind lately.
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