If you had to make a witty horror film one liner,what would you say ?
 

If you were a character in a horror film, where the character you'd be, would have their head cut off, but you'd be able to make a final humorously and creatively witty one liner, what would you say.

It can be something original, or any personal, greatly admired witty horror film quote that's already been used in any greatly admired horror film/s.

I have several ideas...although I don't know that they're very original or witty.

If I didn't see it coming..."(hysterically talking to myself) Ok man, it's ok, just calm down, don't lose your head (whack)"

If I saw it coming..."That knife couldn't cut through butt (cut off mid word)"

The Pink Floyd reference..."Careful With That Axe, Eugene"

"Fuck You"

or

"Suck my Dick"

"Getting head?"

Witty one liner....
 

DEAR LORD, DON'T LET THE DEMONS KILL ME!!!:eek:

Now that is fucked up and down.

bahaha
 

"why you mad bro???"

Uh...can't think of anything!

i'm mad think i might lose my head over this

We are so fucked! We are fucked in a manner that is so fuckdiddle assopen FUCKED that even the fuck gods feel like they are being FUCKED because the amount of FUCK IS TOO FUCKING FUCKED UP.