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Old 06-25-2012, 06:15 AM
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If you had to make a witty horror film one liner,what would you say ?

If you were a character in a horror film, where the character you'd be, would have their head cut off, but you'd be able to make a final humorously and creatively witty one liner, what would you say.

It can be something original, or any personal, greatly admired witty horror film quote that's already been used in any greatly admired horror film/s.
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Old 06-25-2012, 09:34 AM
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I have several ideas...although I don't know that they're very original or witty.

If I didn't see it coming..."(hysterically talking to myself) Ok man, it's ok, just calm down, don't lose your head (whack)"

If I saw it coming..."That knife couldn't cut through butt (cut off mid word)"

The Pink Floyd reference..."Careful With That Axe, Eugene"
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Old 06-25-2012, 07:24 PM
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"Fuck You"

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"Suck my Dick"
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Old 06-25-2012, 07:56 PM
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:42 AM
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"Getting head?"
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Old 06-26-2012, 03:48 PM
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Witty one liner....

DEAR LORD, DON'T LET THE DEMONS KILL ME!!!
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Old 06-26-2012, 04:53 PM
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Now that is fucked up and down.
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Old 06-27-2012, 07:38 PM
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bahaha

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Old 06-29-2012, 05:19 PM
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Uh...can't think of anything!
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:26 PM
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i'm mad think i might lose my head over this

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