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Star Wars 1
My favorite... of all 6... Yeah i know its weird. Darth Maul is the coolest person ever. EVER. 8/10
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I just saw the OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time, although I believe it was a bit edited even though it was on IFC. Good shit, anyway.
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Backwoods
All I can say about this one is wow.... It's almost unbelievable to me that a movie with literally zero dollars spent on anything can get any sort of mass production. This film is in one of the Horror Movie 4 packs you can get at Best Buy, sam Goody & other places like that, but it looks like it was literally made with no budget! None! It's like they got a group of friends together, someone had a camcorder, they grabbed anything around the house that could be used as a prop and they were ready to go. Bad doesn't even begin to describe the quality of this film, but at the same time... Being that I've acted in no budget horror before, I found myself somewhat entertained. They tried for a lot of jokes, some worked, some didn't. They didn't have the budget for any good onscreen gore, but they tried anyways. All in all, I wouldn't recommend this to anybody unless you, like me, are one of those people that love a horror movie that is so utterly terrible that it makes you laugh the whole time. Because I sympathize with their budget, I am being lenient with their grade... D-
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The Big Lebowski
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering. |
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering. |
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I did notice it has moved into #195 alltime on imdb.com's top 250 list though so it's starting to get the recognition it deserves. Man there are some great lines in that film... "Don't fuck with the Jesus." "Old man said I could have any rug in the house..." "You see what happens Larry? You see what happens? THIS is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! Here's what happen's Larry!"
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Fly II: I've seen this movie a few times on Sci-Fi late night and it looked like it had decent gore, so I got it on Netflix... No where near the first one w/ Jeff Goldbloom, but a couple on nice scenes: the face peel and the elevator crush. Other than that a mediocre movie...
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Cabin Fever
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Watched Masters of Horror: Homecoming last night
The plot was really bizare, but I still enjoyed it. The anti-Bush propaganda started to get on my nerves, but it didnt ruin the film or anything. Definatly a very original zombie flick... Then I statred to watch Rambo: First Blood Part 2, but I fell asleep around 20 minues into it. I'll give it another shot tonight maybe.
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