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10-30-2003, 03:29 AM
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i wasnt impressed with Jeepers Creepers 2... thought the first one was better!
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10-30-2003, 05:07 AM
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I suppose I'm one of the few people on Earth who just really loves crappy horror movies.
I own all of the Leprechaun movies, Wishmaster 3 and 4, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Uncle Sam is on my "to hunt down" list (it's currently like $30), and I just plain love schlock movies. Jack Frost was another bad one... But by far the worst movie I've ever seen period is Jack Frost 2: Attack of the Killer Mutant Snowmen. Know how Bill Nye the Science Guy was shot? Like sorta video, but it looks kinda weird? It looks exactly like that, just the acting is the same quality as a promotional video for a timeshare, and it just plain doesn't make sense. It feels pretty much like a horror version of a Bill Nye show. It's just plain horrible. But I love it to death.
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10-30-2003, 11:17 AM
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Uncle Sam
Tagline? "Uncle Sam wants you... DEAD!" It's got that kind of charm to it that really only comes to little mentally handicapped kids and their grandmothers: "Aw look at the little cripple... he's adorable..." Sucks... Balls... When I searched for this on IMDb.com I got a bunch of movies with the name "Uncle Sam" in them: "Negro Soldiers Fighting for Uncle Sam (1918)" That is sad... But I'll spare you all a diatribe on racism or two... Here's some pics from the film:  Gotta love it! *FADE OUT*
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10-30-2003, 11:20 AM
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I think that there is way too many poorly made horror movies out there but my contribution is a piece of sheeeit called MINER MASSACRE. It was so bad that I almost fell asleep watching it which is a very very very rare occurrence for me.
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I really thought Fear Dot Com was going to be something but..UH NO...I almost fell asleep. Just an opinion..... I thought Ghost Ship was definatley missing something...the split part was so cool but it wasnt as scarey as I was hoping for...I really wish Hollywood would put something out that makes me jump out of my skin. Havent found one yet.. Any suggestions maybe I missed one..but nothing thus far.
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11-01-2003, 08:33 AM
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