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09-04-2007, 11:29 AM
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09-04-2007, 11:31 AM
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Gross...But funny
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09-04-2007, 01:53 PM
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Livin' it HDC Episode...4...I think.
Opening credits role. Fade to the police station. A quick "last time" runs then it zooms to a close up of an eye. A gunshot is heard and the eye closes in pain. The camera zooms out to show Dude with a hole in his shirt. He falls to the floor. Bloodrayne: DIE YOU BAS-! Newb shoots again but misses. He runs for the door. Newb: Somebody HELP! I KNOW WHO IT WAS! IT WAS... Fade to the inside of Yuki's. __V__: Go on! Go on! The muffled sound of Newb's voice is drowned out by a cheer from the people in the bar because of the touchdown shown on the small television. Flash back to the police station and Bloodrayne is Cradling Dude. A tear runs down her eye. Out of one of the other cells some laughter is heard. Bloodrayne: Who're you? Scarecrow: Names Scarecrow. Let me out and I can sort out that guy. Come on. Let me out. Bloodrayne: Go to hell. She looks back down at Dude and breaks. She screams and shouts then begins to hit things off the desks. Some keys slide along the floor infront of scarecrows cage. He silently picks them up. Cut to the barn. Murderdoll is on the floor, hands cuffed behind her back. Mothman: Let's take her in. Jenna: Contact the station. Tell them she was only the hitman. Get somebody from the wedding to list the names of all the people who could have it in for him. One of the other policemen goes to the squadcar. Fade back to the station and over the radio the message is heard by a horrified Bloodrayne. Bloodrayne: No...they're gonna know it was me. Crap! She runs off. Scarecrow unlocks the cell door. Fade into the hospital and Crab is in bed in his ward. Newb runs into the room. Crab: Don't hurt me! Don-...Oh, it's you. Newb: It was bloodrayne! She did it. She tried to have you killed! Crab: I know! I know! Keep your voice down! Newb: What? You know? Tell the police! Crab: No! Don't. I worked it out when I found a texton her phone. I was just hoping I misunderstood. Apparently I wasn't. But I was also contcted by the police. They know who shot me and they're gonna go after them soon. I was never officially married to her so maybe if I let her get away with it she'll leave me alone. Newb: She tried to kill you! You and ferret! Then me! She's off the bloody chain! We can't let her get away with it. Zoom through the hospital until the camera reaches Horrorobsessed. She's just leaving. As she gets into her car she gets a text. It's addressed from Z. A couple of flashes are seen. She gets into the car and drives away. The camera remains still and in the bushes next to where the car was, the lense of a camera can be seen Flash to the inside of a flat. Dante is just microwaving a small dinner. Lots of loud knocks are heard on his door. He answers the door. Bloodrayne rushes in. Bloodrayne: Dante! Help me! Please! I need some money! Dante: What...sure. Okay. He gets out his walet and hands her ten dollars. Bloodrayne: Huh? No you bloody retard. I need at least one thousand! Dante: I don't have that kind of money! Why do you need it? Bloodrayne: Just give me the money! She gets out a gun. Dante: Calm down! Bloodrayne: I know you love me! Run away with me! Come on! We can get married! Just give me the money. Dante: I'm gonna get someone. Someone to help. Bloodrayne: NO! She pulls the trigger. Only a click. It's not loaded. Bloodrayne: Dammit! Tell the police you did it! Tell them you organised the shooting! Dante: What? NO! NO WAY! Please just go. SHe grabs him by the shoulders and pushes him to the floor. She picks up a vase and hits his head with it. His face is covered in blood. Another kncock on the door. Mothman: Hello? Dante? We just need to ask you some questions. Dante: HELP! BLOODY HELP ME! Some loud bangs then the door gives way. Mothman rushes in. Mothman: Hands in the air! Bloodrayne: It was him! He attacked me! Mothman: I think it's time we had a chat. The camera slowly fades into Yuki's. Horrorobsessed is sitting at a table. A man approaches her. Horrorobsessed: Hi. Zero: Hi, how have...sorry. Phone's ringing. He answers then rushes out of the bar. A couple more flashes are seen and horrorobsessed looks around. The camera zooms to the wndow behind horrorobsessed. A camera lense is seen. Ending credits role. Wow. I got a bit carried away with this one. Well, that concludes one story. But opens another. What will scarecrow do? Will Ferret and Crab survive? And finally...who is this figure stalking horrorobsessed. Tune in tommorow!
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09-04-2007, 02:40 PM
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It's getting better. Noticeably better!
But there's still no hoochie poochie in there, you might as well take the plunge and satisfy that part of the audience that is waiting for it.
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Heh...Dustin's at work so I just sent him a text on his phone that says "Newb just shot you...You might be dead"
I'm really enjoying this Thanks, Ferret...Great idea, much fun BUT...There's just no way that I can get caught so easily....I mean, I still have to severely punish Newb ;) :D
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I should have known...If I need something done right, I gotta do it MYSELF Murderdoll is SO not getting paid:mad: hahaha
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Ah, alas, I give up. I didn't make an apperance in any of the three movies, and am not even showing up in the soap. Wait until you see my movie. :Evil Grin:
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