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Old 05-18-2007, 05:41 PM
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Apes.

Suck your dad off, then watch him kill your mother, or have youur dad suck you off, then shoot himself in the head?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:17 PM
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2nd one....


Have to kill your mother by pushing her into a volcano or Cut up your love with a chainsaw?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:19 PM
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kill my mother, she's a bitch



would you rather be buried alive or eaten alive?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:20 PM
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be king of the apes or lord of the dance?
now THAT is funny!
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:21 PM
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Heh,you go horrorobsessed!.............Buried alive




Be on the titanic when it sank with your love or explode in space with your love?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:24 PM
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explode in space, it's warm






starve on an island or starve in the desert?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:29 PM
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Starve on an island.




Run off with michael myers and have his kid,or run of with jason vorhees and have his kid?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:31 PM
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totally michael myers, no question about it






die or be castrated?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:32 PM
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Castarated.




Go to a concert with me(NIN) or Get hit in the head with a shovel repeatdedly by a robot?
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:36 PM
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ha! i figured, like any other guy, that you would rather die than have your manhood taken from you.

definately the concert.






see Barney or the Telle-Tubies?
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