The Zombie Survival Thread

[ChronoGrl]

We could render human stock and then make gravy.

[ferretchucker]

How would you prepare the person you're eating. I imagine it's unhealthy to eat certain parts and it would have to be cooked a certain way.

[Sharkchild]

It looks like I might be alone in saying I would go the way of society, and, in going along with that, I would definitely be killing all of you cannibals.

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

How would you prepare the person you're eating. I imagine it's unhealthy to eat certain parts and it would have to be cooked a certain way.

I'd imagine that we'd want to trim the fat as much as you would with a sow or goose. I'm not sure if we'd have to worry about Salmonella, so in regards to cooking it through, it's very possible that human flesh can be served like beef (as it SHOULD be): rare as possible.

I actually tried to do about 5 minutes of research on Google. Typing "cannibalism edible human" produced this article, which discusses a company that actually manufactures meat to taste like humans... Way ahead of their time.

Originally Posted by Sharkchild

It looks like I might be alone in saying I would go the way of society, and, in going along with that, I would definitely be killing all of you cannibals.

We'll turn you soon enough... IN OUR STEW

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

We could render human stock and then make gravy.

omg stop, now I have a craving for human.

[ferretchucker]

I suppose if we ate babies we'd know how the lamb's parents feel.

[ChronoGrl]

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

Courtesy of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal, 1729.

[ferretchucker]

Jesus titty fucking christ!

[ChronoGrl]

*resurrects*

I feel as though there are enough new people to dredge this up and make it interesting.

Also - I am bored.

So, back to the topic - You survived the apocalypse - NOW WHAT?

The more time I spend on this earth the more I realize that I feel very little obligation to the human race as a whole.

I would eat and conquer. Maybe live underground.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

I would have absolutely NO qualms with resorting to cannibalism. Honestly. If you let your guard down low enough to get eaten... You probably deserved it.

Depending on what caused the apocalypse, the meat is likely to be tainted, even if it came from a recently living person. I would either lead a group or stay alone, if people aren't listening to me then they'll be dead soon anyway. I suppose I could co-exist in a small group of people who could survive but each one would have to be able to cut it by themselves. If anybody begins to argue about their position or who was the "leader" it would be easy to break the group apart. Like I said before, the cause of the apocalypse is a factor, I know my parents farm would make a great place to stave off zombies.

A zombie apocalypse is even more intriguing. If you die, from anything you become a zombie right? So really, you're not searching for a cure, just something to allow you die. The same with surviving during a zombie outbreak, you can't live forever so you're just searching for a safe place to die and hopefully a few people who will prevent you from rising again. It's doubtful that re population could be successful simply because of the rate that children would have to be born and trained to defend themselves while zombie shamble about trying to tear everybody apart.