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Old 05-17-2005, 04:21 PM
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Welcome to our newest member, fatty.

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Old 05-17-2005, 04:32 PM
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I just realized why we can't tax fat people.

What would professional bowlers do? Their whole sport depends on the massive amount of body weight they thrust in the direction of the lane (not to mention the fact that their income would never allow them to fork over a hefty portion of it to the government).

If I couldn't watch my PBA Championship reruns on ESPN2 at 8 in the morning, I don't know what I'd do.
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:07 PM
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what about just putting a huge tax on Kraft Dinner ...

get them at the source - so to speak.
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:10 PM
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Maybe close down the Denny's and Village Inn's
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:15 PM
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god i hate dennys.

i dont know what they're like in the USA but the one in my town is like the dining equivelent of a bingo hall
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:17 PM
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god i hate dennys.

i dont know what they're like in the USA but the one in my town is like the dining equivelent of a bingo hall
Yeah, they're pretty much the same here. They have good buffalo wings though...

Nice and greasy.
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:18 PM
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Hey while we are at it, why not hit up those ignorant bitches that cant grasp the concept that its a vagina between their legs and NOT A FUCKING CLOWN CAR. Christ some of these women out there are popping out kids like they are trying to fill rosters on football teams, and 9 times out of 10 MY damn taxes are paying for them. Paying for their schooling, paying for their medical cards, Paying for their foodstamps, Paying for their "EARNED INCOME CREDITS" WHAT INCOME? They will work 20 hours a week, not because they want to, but because the law now MAKES them, and in return they get back tax refunds big enough to put a down payment on a small house.

Screw that, fill the bitch with concrete and send her down stream. If you cant afford to care for your own damn kids, then learn to swallow.

And they arent the only guilty party in it either, you get these young guys that think they are porn stars when they walk around with their dicks hanging out as if its the new way to shake hands. Find one girl, fuck her til she's broken THEN move on, ya inconsiderate little pricks. I dont like having to pay for your little bastard kids.
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:23 PM
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i already have a solution for that ...

people are made sterile at birth.
if you can pass a few tests... like the ability to care for a child,(love)
and you are financially capable ...and you arent a wifebeating, child abandoning asshole, then you get made fertile again .. .


think thats harsh ? if i cant affoard a car - i cant have a car ..
why in hell should someone be able to bring a child into the world if they cant feed and clothe it ?

i understand situations change after the fact - divorce, job loss, etc ... well... the money we save on welfare payments will help these people out.

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Old 05-17-2005, 05:26 PM
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Re: Re: Fatty Tax

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People that need to be taxed are whiny little bitches like you.
I wonder if your fat or someone you love is.... :confused:
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:28 PM
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if i cant affoard a car - i cant have a car ..
why in hell should someone be able to bring a child into the world if they cant feed and clothe it ?
Y'know, of all the things you've written (that I've read), that's gotta be the smartest one yet.
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