Interesting details about your life

[wufongtan]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
Wow! O! great Wufongtan you're the most impressive man i have ever seen on the face of this planet. with beauty and intelligence beyond compare. I wish i could be as half as good as you. But i know that'll never be. So if its allright with you i'll just continue to stalk you, and say lame things about you hoping for some of your attention. and admire you from afar. So if you would excuse me while ibark like a pickinese for your undeserved attention. yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap



with all my love
jay-o-washer
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox oxoxoxoxox:D muuuuuahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa:D

whoa!!!!!!! hold back on the love, hugs and kisses there boy, we can only ever be friends

[wufongtan]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
you see boys and girls, now that is intresting

you find large dicks interesting? man you need to find a another hobby

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by wufongtan
you find large dicks interesting? man you need to find a another hobby

yup, and i you took way too much time editing my reply......

[Hate_Breeder]

I passed all my classes in high school so far, i love music, video games, and cool people. I like to listen to yellowman and Van Morrison while sitting at the beach, i live in a podonk town, i eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches sometimes, i hate Finding Nemo, and i wanna girlfriend that i can fuck......that would be grand....

[wufongtan]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
yup, and i you took way too much time editing my reply......

editing your what? omg i was reading post lol was you watching me while i was reading post ? holy cow you're just getting freaky now.

[massacre man]

My Mother wanted to name me Michelangelo, after the Turtle.

Aaaaand bump. Let's hear some dirt on you new folks.

[friday13thfan]

I was named after Sean Connery. Legit Story Bro.

[crabapple]

Once upon a time, back in 1989, I think, I was working on a low-budget horror film, and Barbara Carrera was in it. One morning she was walking by, and she tripped on a brick; she was wearing high heeled shoes, moreover, and lost her balance. Because she was wearing an expensive gown and didn't want to fall on dirt, she leaned over towards me and fell on top of me!

I sort of caught her but I fell down, too, and had a brief but wondrous moment of Barbara Carrera-ness. She apologized for falling on top of me, I replied that it was quite all right, no harm done, and she got up and walked away and that is the extent of my dealings with Barbara Carrera. I always love telling that story!

[newb]

Originally Posted by crabapple

Once upon a time, back in 1989, I think, I was working on a low-budget horror film, and Barbara Carrera was in it. One morning she was walking by, and she tripped on a brick; she was wearing high heeled shoes, moreover, and lost her balance. Because she was wearing an expensive gown and didn't want to fall on dirt, she leaned over towards me and fell on top of me!

I sort of caught her but I fell down, too, and had a brief but wondrous moment of Barbara Carrera-ness. She apologized for falling on top of me, I replied that it was quite all right, no harm done, and she got up and walked away and that is the extent of my dealings with Barbara Carrera. I always love telling that story!

she can fall on top of me anytime

[newb]

Which reminds me

about 10 years ago I went to a play in Boston. Jesus Christ Superstar it was and Gary Cherone [ lead singer for Extreme and Van Halen for a little bit ] was playing Jesus. It was a very small club and between scenes, Jesus apparently had to pee.....I was leaning on the wall close to the bathroom and in Jesus's haste, he tripped over my boot. Pretty near fell on the floor but divine intervention must have played a part because he recovered.

although he never recovered from almost ruining Van Halen