Blow job etiquette

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
here's a couple of warning signs to watch for :

1) Eyes rolling back in the head.

2) increased speed of breathing

3) moaning noises .. between the short breaths.

4) a scream like : Daddys cummin BAYBE !!! YOO HOOO GET READY !!! Oh Lordy Its gonna be a TIDAL WAVE !!
OPEN UP ! ITS XMAS TIME !!!!


little hints like that are a big help.

ITS XMAS TIME?
I hope your not my secret santa when we have our annual HDC Christmas party.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
ITS XMAS TIME?
I hope your not my secret santa when we have our annual HDC Christmas party.

ok .. that one made me laugh :)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
here's a couple of warning signs to watch for :

1) Eyes rolling back in the head.

2) increased speed of breathing

3) moaning noises .. between the short breaths.

4) a scream like : Daddys cummin BAYBE !!! YOO HOOO GET READY !!! Oh Lordy Its gonna be a TIDAL WAVE !!
OPEN UP ! ITS XMAS TIME !!!!


little hints like that are a big help.

LMAO...That was hilarious and I KNOW that you had a good time with it :D



BUT...What if he is making noise and breathing heavy the ENTIRE time?...

For those who don't swallow......It doesn't matter how fast you push back (even if you fall off the bed:o ...lmao)...Once you 'gag and cough' some of it IS going to end up in your nose...And THAT really SUCKS!........Okay, it only happened once, but still.....


Anyway...I think that's just about enough from me on THIS subject...


:)

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by newb
ITS XMAS TIME?
I hope your not my secret santa when we have our annual HDC Christmas party.

Listen to YOU bein' all picky!

We're the ones who have to act like we really appreciate your ceramic gifts year after year. Well, I'm sick of the charade...THEY SUCK!!!!

Case in point:


I mean, seriously...what the hell is this supposed to be??? A banana holder!!??? WTF!??? HOLD THIS BANANA!!

Oh, and uh...Merry Xmas.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
BUT...What if he is making noise and breathing heavy the ENTIRE time?...

maybe your kid is right .. you have to start dating older guys with a bit more control :)

if you hold it in your hand and you start hearing : ooooo wooooha oooooo oooooo wooooahhhh wooooooaahhh

you may just have a sex NOOB there ! hahahah

unless these are old guys .. with sleep apnea and other respitory problems :)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
maybe your kid is right .. you have to start dating older guys with a bit more control :)

if you hold it in your hand and you start hearing : ooooo wooooha oooooo oooooo wooooahhhh wooooooaahhh

you may just have a sex NOOB there ! hahahah

unless these are old guys .. with sleep apnea and other respitory problems :)

27...How's that?

[newb]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Listen to YOU bein' all picky!

We're the ones who have to act like we really appreciate your ceramic gifts year after year. Well, I'm sick of the charade...THEY SUCK!!!!

Case in point:


I mean, seriously...what the hell is this supposed to be??? A banana holder!!??? WTF!??? HOLD THIS BANANA!!

Oh, and uh...Merry Xmas.

Fine...be that way....so much for the ceramic clown I was making you.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
27...How's that?

hyper sensitive, or first blowjob ever ? :)

and watch about that jumping back in a hurry, you could smash your noggin on a dresser or something !

(out your nose ! that was funny :)

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by newb
Fine...be that way....so much for the ceramic clown I was making you.

:D

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok
here's a couple of warning signs to watch for :

1) Eyes rolling back in the head.

2) increased speed of breathing

3) moaning noises .. between the short breaths.

4) a scream like : Daddys cummin BAYBE !!! YOO HOOO GET READY !!! Oh Lordy Its gonna be a TIDAL WAVE !!
OPEN UP ! ITS XMAS TIME !!!!


little hints like that are a big help.

<--moist