A break from horror

[fluffho]

Es gibt kleine Manner in meine Nase.

Another silly story:

well its not really silly but its mean. i was talking to this one dude and his friend. and we were talking about these guys who were getting in trouble for underage drinking. so i looked at the guy i was talking to and i said 'ok you i think your legal to drink' and then i looked at the other guy and i said 'and you i DEFINITELY know your old eonugh to drink'

so he goes "ok how old am i?"

so i was like 'ummm.. i dont know dont ask me that!'

so he goes 'no im serious. tell me'

now ill tell ya this guy is bald, with a lumpy head. BIG ears! big nose too! and even if he shaves he stills has a 4 oclock shadow. not to mention hes not just skin and bones, but hes like bones with skin pulled tightly over him - in other words, a UGLY ASS DUDE

so i say, in a cute, trying to lessen the blow kind of way '.. late 20s early 30s?'

'i'm 19'

then i was like 'OHHH THATS WHAT I MEANT' then i felt bad

but he gave me $2. so we're ok

but hes a weird dude he drives a manual camry and he hooked it up like a rice rocket.......

and once he didnt bathe for a whole week! im not kidding

OMG the stories i can tell about this guy alone. but it doesnt really work without pics. ill get some :D
;) ;) ;) ;) :D

[jay o2 waster]

LMAO

[massacre man]

ching chong cho chee lo han

[death_to_all]

What are you people saying? I only know a little german and I have not the faintest idea what you are talking about. I think that this site is cool and I'm bored.
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marijuana dispensary

[AmarylandPsycho]

About what?

[Evis™]

Ich mchte katzen essen und esel lang lecken alle nacht

[Rotting Eye]

Translators generally don't work very well

What you actually wanted to say is

"Ich mochte Scheide und Po alle Nacht lecken."

While we're on the topic, I've been waiting for that Po-lecken you've been promising me.

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by fluffho
Es gibt kleine Manner in meine Nase.

Another silly story:

well its not really silly but its mean. i was talking to this one dude and his friend. and we were talking about these guys who were getting in trouble for underage drinking. so i looked at the guy i was talking to and i said 'ok you i think your legal to drink' and then i looked at the other guy and i said 'and you i DEFINITELY know your old eonugh to drink'

so he goes "ok how old am i?"

so i was like 'ummm.. i dont know dont ask me that!'

so he goes 'no im serious. tell me'

now ill tell ya this guy is bald, with a lumpy head. BIG ears! big nose too! and even if he shaves he stills has a 4 oclock shadow. not to mention hes not just skin and bones, but hes like bones with skin pulled tightly over him - in other words, a UGLY ASS DUDE

so i say, in a cute, trying to lessen the blow kind of way '.. late 20s early 30s?'

'i'm 19'

then i was like 'OHHH THATS WHAT I MEANT' then i felt bad

but he gave me $2. so we're ok

but hes a weird dude he drives a manual camry and he hooked it up like a rice rocket.......

and once he didnt bathe for a whole week! im not kidding

OMG the stories i can tell about this guy alone. but it doesnt really work without pics. ill get some :D
;) ;) ;) ;) :D

Sounds like a real winner.

[death_to_all]

omg I think you are right. lol.

[massacre man]

ok me sam gore evis MichaelMyers and jay were all walking down the street MM snuck into a bar he got drunk and thought evis was a horse jay ended up getting drunk and made out with gore hahahaha