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12-04-2007, 10:20 AM
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who said you weren't?
This is just a short piece. The sun is shining brightly. Yellow Jacket is sitting in his bedoroom, practising his ventriloquist act. A caption at the bottom reads "Three Weeks Earlier." A door downstairs slams. A woman's voice can be heard. Woman: NOOOO!!!! Yellow Jacket: Shit. He drops the dummy and runs downstairs. His mum is at the front door of the house. A man can be seen from behind. He throws a suitcase into the back of a car. Yellow Jacket: Dad? The man turns around. It's Bwind. Bwind: I'm leaving. See you when you're dead. He gets into the car and drives off. The screen goes blank and Some writing says "Three weeks later." Yellow Jacket is in his room again. He's getting suited up. His mum comes in, tears down her face. Yellow Jacket: Mum? Mother: It's your father. They found...his body. Yellow Jacket: What? Mother: Your dad. He's dead. A hunter found him in the woods. Yellow Jacket: Don't speak anymore. There are tears streaming down his cheeks. Yellow Jacket: I don't want to hear anymore until I get back from the show. I have to win this. Dad said I would. I HAVE TO WIN! He pushes past her and leaves the room. The sound of the front door closing can be heard.
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12-06-2007, 01:03 PM
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Well, nobody seems to be reading this anymore but oh well!
Massacre Man's house can be seen, the camera turns to Crab's house. The noise of a baby crying, with a growlish background can be heard. The camera zooms into it. It's disfigured legs and hand/paws are movie around in the air. Crabapple showly pulls his blood covered body up to it. Crab: Hey there little feller. The baby keeps on crying. Crab takes off a ring from his finger. He puts it in the light. Crab: Little hoochie poochie! Looky here. Shiny Mcginy! The wolf baby looks at it then smiles. A piece of it's hair falls out and one of it's eyes goes back to a human eye. Crab: That's how baby should look! The baby laughs again. It's other eye goes back to normal and it's left paw/hand slowly goes normal. Crab: You Likey ring. A piece of blood from his hand drops. It lands on the babies cheek. The baby licks it and suddenly, one of it's eyes goes back to it's wolfish state. Crab: NO HOOCHIE POOCHIE! YOU MAKE HUMAN LIKE! He drops the ring. It lands on the babies forhead and immediately, the baby becomes more wolfish. It's hand/paw gets hair and becomes a complete paw. Smoke is rising from where the ring is, and when the baby manages to get it off, a huge, deep ring shaped mark is burnt into it's head. Crab: Hmmmm. I no like you. He puts his hand down to slap the baby but the baby grabs his hand and puts it in his mouth, then begins biting. Crab: Hehe. That's funny. He manages to pull himself up the side of the table then picks up the baby and starts cradling it. Crab: Who's a good little Hoochie Poochie? Huh? Woosagoosy? The baby starts laughing again. Somebody comes into the room. It's a policeman. Disease: The neighbors heard shouting an- Oh my god... He gets his gun out and holds it up. Disease: What the hell is that thing? Crab: It's my Hoochie Poochie. He's called... He looks over at a dvd on the floor. Crab: Paramount. Paramount Apple. Disease: Put that thing down on the ground or I'll shoot you both! I'm taking it away. Crab: Leave Paramount alone! Disease takes a step closer. Crab: OKay, you can take him. Just let me get his blanket. Disease: ...fine. Crab turns around to the table. A towelle is on there. He picks it up, concealing some scissors underneath it. Crab: There we go... In a flash, he throws the scissors. They hit disease's hand. He drops the gun. Crab puts Paramount down and runs over to Disease. He kicks him in the head and pulls the scissors from his hand. He then opens them up and slices across Disease forehead. Crab: Poonuts! There's blood everywhere. He takes the scissors and jams them into the eye of disease. Crab: COme on hoochie poochie. You need food. i think my cat Tibbles is around somewhere...
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I'm still reading. I haven't been able to comment cause I get called away to do chores and decorating every time I finish reading.
Great work though!
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Thanks you lot. I'm a praise hog. I hog praise.
It's night time. Yellow Jacket is running along a path in some trees. He arrives at a building and runs inside. It's an undertaker's. He goes looks around until he arrives at a door. He goes in. There's a man in there, Phalanx, leaning over the slightly decomposed Bwind, with a huge hole in his chest. Phalanx: I'm sorry. You're not meant to be in here. Yellow Jacket: That...that's my dad. Phalanx: Oh. I...I'm so sorry. There's a room just down the hall. They have some water in there and a television. It's not much, but it may help take your mind off things. Yellow Jacket: Get away from my Dad. Phalanx: I'm aware this is a hard time for you. I'm trying to help. I'll get him looking his best. Yellow Jacket: He looked his best when he didn't have some weirdo perverted fucker putting make up on his face. Phalanx: Look, you need to leave. It's very important I get everything right. Yellow Jacket turns around and opens the door. Phalanx turns back to Bwinds body. Instead of leaving, Yellow Jacket lets the door close and slowly walks back. Yellow Jacket grabs Phalanx and throws him to the floor. He then draws a knife, drops it on Phals leg. He then gets an aerosole can and a lighter. Yellow Jacket: And you will know my name is the lord when I burn you fucker. He ignites the lighter then sprays the aerosole. It burns phal and his body starts writhing. When the flames die out Phal stops moving. Yellow Jacket: Now will you let me see my dad?! He pulls out an empty bin bag. Suddenly, the camera is in Bwind's cabin. Yellow Jacket opens the door. There are loads of dead squirrel body's all over the floor. He drags the bag behind him, then empties it. The body of Bwind rolls out. Yellow Jacket: This is the area they found you Dad. Remember it? The body simply lays there. The large hole in his chest is clearly visible. Yellow Jacket pulls out a scrunched up piece of paper and starts reading from it. He finishes. Only yellow jacket's top half is visible. He's looking down at the camera which is on the floor. Yellow Jacket: What the fuck?! It didn't work?! Suddenly, a large, muscular arm shoots up and grabs Yellow Jacket's neck. Yellow Jacket turns yellow, then blood starts leaking from his eyes. Eventually, he drops to the floor. A cold voice can be heard. Bwind: Thanks son.
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