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09-03-2007, 08:45 AM
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Fuck me you know how to get something. fine, there will be hoochie poochie
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09-03-2007, 10:13 AM
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livin' it HDC - SPECIAL ADDITIONAL CHARACTER HISTORY EPSIODE!!!
Opening credits role. Fade into a church. On the bottom of the page a subtitle "January 1997" is shown. Fade into the church. Here comes the bride is playing.
Ferretchucker: I'm so nervous. __V__: She's coming... The camera swivels around to reveal StubbornForgey walking up the aisle. Sitting down in the church is A younger looking Bloodrayne, a Dante with a moustache and mullet looking longingly at her and several other characters. Finally, Stubborn reaches the front. Best man __V__ steps to the side. Rod: Let's begin... In the audience, Bloodrayne fumbles around in her bag. She pulls out an old Nokia and rushes into the bathroom. Several people look around at her. She answers the phone. Bloodrayne: Is everything ready? Dude: Yeh. You just sit back and enjoy the ride. Bloodrayne: I don't want anybody to know what I've done. She goes inside a cubicle. She looks in her bag and pulls out some pills. She quickly puts them in her mouth, then makes herself vomit into the toilet. She then walks back into the church and smiles apologetically. She turns around and looks to the back of the room. Through a small door, Dude creeps in. Rod: I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss. The couple kiss and begin walking down the aisle. Dude shakes Stubborn's hand. Suddenly, she stops and rubs her stomach. Ferretchucker: You okay? Stubborn: Yeh, I just feel a bit sick. Dude gets up and walks over to the back of the room. He acts fast. He rushes to the toilet and hides in a cubicle. He phones bloodrayne. Dude: Is she coming? Bloodrayne: Yep, she's on her way. Dude pulls out a syringe and fills it with a green liquid from a small vial. Meanwhile, on the outside, Crabapple walks into the mens toilet, then rushes out holding his nose and goes into the womens. Out of a cubicle, dude appears, holding the syringe. He stops when he sees Crab. Crab: What the fu-? Stubborn comes in clutching her stomach. Dude runs towards her. Crab trips him up. There is a small fight and Dude comes out victorious. He grabs Stubborn and goes to inject her. The door opens once more just as crab gets up and tries to tug the syringe away. Ferretchucker rushes to the rescue and punches both men. ferretchucker: What the hell are you doing?! Crab: He was trying to inject her! Dude: He's lying! I was just trying to stop him! Ferret: As far as I'm concerned you both did it! Homey, are you- STUBBORN! She slumps to the ground, a small pinprick of blood on her arm and an empty syringe by her side. Ferret: You did this! You planned this didn't you Crab! You did this! I knew you had it in for me! Your sick! YOUR SICK!!! He goes to fight him but before he can, a couple of other guests have come in upon hearing the commotion and restrained him. Fade to a courtroom. A subtitle "Eleven months later" is shown. A judge slams his mallet down. Judge: The jury has decided that Dudeguadalupe is guilty of attempted murder and is sentenced to life in a cell. He will remain in Readers Row Police station for the entire time under strict control. He will not be moved to a larger station due to the much needed help of Doctor Zero who is based at the station and over crowding in the rest of the regionas prisons. Due to forensic evidence, it has been proved that Crabapple injected the poison, but it is unclear whether intentionally or not. He will spend One year in a cell at the Readers Row Police Station. Fade to a small bedroom. Bloodrayne is writing in a diary. ...I will get my revenge on Crabapple and Ferretchucker for putting him in prison. I don't care what it takes. What humilation they must face. Whatever it takes. I will kill them Fade to the Police Station with the subtitle "NOW". Newb: SOMEBODY HELP! Bloodrayne: Come in here Newb! Quick! Newb: Bloodrayne? He reaches across the desk and takes the dead police officer's gun. Newb: I'm coming...don't you worry.
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09-03-2007, 10:18 AM
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Real soaps never go this quickly. It usually takes a month of episodes to get through 2 days of drama.
We should definately have someone coming back from the dead and/or a long lost child coing into play.
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Well, I had to have things moving quicker as well as have somebody die before stuff like that can happen. THAT DOESN@T MEAN STUBBORN WILL COME BACk!
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This is actually turning out to be quite a bit of fun...But, I have a feeling that Newb's about to kill me!:eek:
Dustin wants to know where the "Crabapple super zombie" is :D
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09-03-2007, 11:45 AM
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Crabby isn't quite dead...yet. Any ideas for tommorow's segment?
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09-03-2007, 12:39 PM
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Yeah and where's the hoochie poochie you said you would put in there huh??
And what about Super Zombie Crabapple, you are wasting opportunities for a lot of fun here!
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