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Old 08-18-2007, 05:14 PM
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Murderdoll: Shit...

*They listen to the sound of Murderdoll being eaten, she yells*

Murderdoll: Fuck you! I'll snap your fucking neck, Get the fuck off of me! You can't even eat someone right you fucking retards! Go for my throat...
that and the part in the first "movie" where Masscre Man throws the axe into Dante's back, and he's all like "you fuckin' threw something at me!"

"no i didn't!"

"i can't feel anything!"


i thought i was going to die from laughter.
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Old 08-18-2007, 05:35 PM
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Old 08-18-2007, 06:53 PM
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My favorite is.."Zombified Dante still twitching."
Why? *filler text*
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Old 08-18-2007, 11:13 PM
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Why? *filler text*
Because I laughed when i read that.
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Old 08-19-2007, 09:19 AM
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next to him is a young teenager holding a ferret*

Ferretchucker: Can I be in your movie?

Freak: ...

Ferretchucker: C'mon, I could be the evil scientist with a gun that shoots guns that shoots cages that shoots smaller cages that shoots ferrets!

Freak: ...

*Horrorobsessed runs inside the house, then into the closet, Freak and Ferretchucker sit perfectly still, confused by what just happened, Nova and Faustus enter the house*

*[/I]
I walked right into that one. Can someone else write another sequel. I want to do one. Do I have permission? Or do I have to make one not in that story.
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Old 08-19-2007, 09:33 AM
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I walked right into that one. Can someone else write another sequel. I want to do one. Do I have permission? Or do I have to make one not in that story.
Go right ahead, I'm changing the names to the first two and saving them to hopefully make some day... some day.
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Old 08-19-2007, 10:47 AM
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Go right ahead, I'm changing the names to the first two and saving them to hopefully make some day... some day.
Thanks. If you make them some day, will you have all the characters?
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Old 08-19-2007, 03:51 PM
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Old 08-20-2007, 02:53 AM
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i agree with kemal. . . i think the scripts should be pulled out of the threads and sitckied! (hell we've got a half dozen stickies already - just sticky the whole damn board)

these are classic scripts and worthy of being enshrined!

i don't want to make bold predictions but when the annual HDC awards come around I know which HDC-inspired and casted film I'm tipping for taking the top awards!
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Old 08-20-2007, 08:31 AM
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i don't want to make bold predictions but when the annual HDC awards come around I know which HDC-inspired and casted film I'm tipping for taking the top awards!
Yeah, winner by default. DEFAULT! DEFAULT! DEFAULT!
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