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let me get this right..
A womans child becomes prime minister..but he's not prime minister. After the next election..a womans 2nd child becomes prime minister but is not the brother or sister to the 1st..how can this be. a different woman and child altogether??
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yes you're right. Short answer - Winston Churchill
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So these two men went to this place where they grew up.
They remember this lake with an island in the middle, and want to do a census of the animals on the island. They take a boat, and there aren't any animals besides some birds and bugs. They decide to come back a year later and check again. That they could find; there are: 19 rabbits 4 moose 2 cyotes 9 foxes and 1 turtle The island is too far to swim, and the lake is too deep to walk. They didn't get there by boat either. How did they get on the island??? :D
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walked across the ice in the winter time
or the animals were in hibernation the first time It is my turn any way i got the last one right
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this has a crown, but no head, lugs but no boots, markers but no ink.
i don't know if the last one is solved but here is mine
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Yeah, they walked over on the ice. That's a hard one... A river-boat?
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A tooth?.........
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no to both
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