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Nah-lens.
crawdaddy boobies. all words associated with the crscent city.
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i HATE the misuse of literally. "he literally took his head off!" NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! if anybody feels me on this you need to watch david's cross's bit on this subject - f-ing hilarious.
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I think it would be interwesting to figuratively see someone lose their head.
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know that song that was reorchestrated for the Two Towers trailer? The one from Requiem for a Dream? Yeah, it's called Lux Aeterna. It's not called 'Requiem for a Dream' or 'Requiem' or anything like that. Lux Aeterna. And it's by the Kronos Quartet, it is not by 'Requiem for a Dream'. 'Requiem for a Dream' is neither the performer nor the title of the song.
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Nobody from New Orleans actually says that and Mardi Gras isn't just show your tits and get beads. I'm not arguing or anything, if chicks from out of town wanna come and take their shirts off it's fine with me, but it's completely unnesessary.
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you mean Girls Gone Wild lied to us? DAMNIT
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I also hate when people go through the drive-thru lane at the bank and try to take out a loan. If you're doing more than cashing a check or making a quick deposit, GO IN THE BANK!!!!! Oh yeah...and have the damn check written out BEFORE you get to the drive-thru. Don't wait until the teller starts talking to you to dig out your checkbook and pen. Another pet peeve of mine is PDA, especially couples who must kiss at every stoplight or walk around with their hands in each other's back pockets.:mad: I can't help but make a gagging gesture and sound when I see that. Which leads me to my biggest pet peeve: people who beat me up when I make gagging gestures/sounds. :D
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How about people who make complicated orders at the drive through?
i want a cheeseburger. Half the cheese, no pickels, extra onions, special sauce, extra lettuce, no mayo. i want a hamburger, with cheese, no bacon, lettuce, no onion, pickles, no special sauce. A large fry no salt medium fry. with salt. small coke, no ice. a sprite, regular. grrr.... Dont even go in. Go home and make your own godamn burger. Jerkoff...
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Or better still... i saw this when i worked at wendy's when i was 18, no joke....
a fat Guy (at least 450 at about 6' 3") ordered 2 triples with cheese (for the uninitiated, and triple at wendy's is lettuce, tomatoe, onion, ketchup, mustard mayo, with 3 slices of cheese and 3 1/4 lb patties) and bacon, 2 larg fries, a chili, a frosty and a 5 piece chicken nuggets. And a diet coke. A few days later, there was a family of 4 that came in where they all were huge... they all also ordered triples with cheese, and i think junior bacon cheeseburgers on the side. For god's sake, the youngest kid couldnt have been over 12..... I couldnt eat thatmuch at his age and i have the biggest appetite of any i have ever known... All with, you guessed it, diet coke... the 12 year old:Awww... mom, i dont want diet! (imagine whiny fat-kid voice) Mom: Shut up! it's healthy! I swear, there is a section of our society that should collectively stick a gun in their mouth and squeeze the trigger.
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