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Cool, well i will still keep renting these pieces of crap...Sometimes you find a gem in them...
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Land of the Dead (2005)
![]() DVD DEscription: The living dead have taken over the world, and the last humans live in a walled city to protect themselves as they come to grips with the situation. STORY:4 out of 5: A zombie movie with meaning ACTORS QUALITY:4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5 GORE: 5 out of 5: Watch unrated version SPECIAL EFFECTS: 5 out of 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5: 1 pair FINAL THOUGHTS: I have been reading alot of bad thoughts on this movie...I loved it...The zombies finally start to figure out how to do things...Well that was happening in Day of the Dead...Just think of Bud teaching them..It still isnt better than the others, but for what today has to offer...It was great....Get this one today...If you liked Romeros zombie movies... OVERALL SCORE: 5 out of 5 Last edited by rubenmania; 12-19-2005 at 11:05 AM. |
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The Devils Rejected:Unrated(2005)
![]() DVD Description: Ambushed at their homestead by sheriff Wydell and a squad of armed men, the Firefly family awakens with guns blazing- yet only Otis and his sister, Baby, manage to escape unharmed..Taking refuge and hostages in a back-road motel, the wanted siblings rendezvous with their deranged partner in crime, Captain Spaulding, killing whoever happens to stand in their way.. But as the body count mounts higher, Sheriff Wydell decides to " cross the line" and take the law into his own hands paving the way for one of the most depraved and terrifying showdowns in cinematic history... Magazine & Dvd comments: " You'll get creeped out big time..."- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone, " Two thumbs up" , Ebert & Roepel STORY:5 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5: Would of gave it 5 out of 5, but mommy in the jail scene going crazy ruined it for me... VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5: Wow GORE:5 out of 5: The girl getting ran over by the semi was awesome.. Special Effects: 3 out of 5: The house fire was pretty weak looking.. LOVE: 1 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Zombie did it again, but the ending was a shock for me....Anyways what an awesome movie...If you havent seen it, go buy it.. OVERALL SCORE: 5 out of 5 Last edited by rubenmania; 12-21-2005 at 03:25 PM. |
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War of thr Planets (2003)review
![]() DVD DESCRIPTION: Twelve astronauts volunteer to pioneer a colony on a newly discovered planet...They awake from their frozen 15 year sleep to discover that the ship has crashed and that they're trapped in their cryo-tubes...To make matters worse, a hairy beast breaks in and begins devouring them, one by one.. STORY: 1 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY:1 out of 5: Bad VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5 GORE: 1 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 0 out of 5: Real bad LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Wow, what a bad movie...The only good thing about it was the dvd cover and what you see on the cover isnt in the movie....It looks high budget...But from the get go its boring...Their stuck in their tubes for at least 40 mins....Boring!!!!..The creature looked like a guy in a bad ape suit...This movie is plain bad....Man if I watched this, I better now watch Asylum home entertainment's War of the Worlds...I hope it aint as bad as this movie....Do Not rent or buy...\ OVERALL SCORE:1 out of 5: Stay Away |
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Eternal (2004)review
![]() DVD DESCRIPTION: When the beautiful wife of a Montreal vice cop disappears, his investigation leads him to an alluring temptress who admits only to having steamy sex with the missing woman...Unconvinced, the detective plunges into her dark, erotic world, uncovering a terrifying connection to a 16th- century countress said to have seduced and murdered young woman to bathe in their blood in order to remain immortal...Now, the detective finds himself in a deadly race against time to prevent this modern vampiress from claiming another victim in this supernatural thriller inspired by actual events... STORY: 4 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 1 out of 5: Its your basic seduce vampire movie GORE: 1 out of 5: A little blood here and their... SPECIAL EFFECTS:I didnt notice anything LOVE: 5 out of 5: WoW FINAL THOUGHTS: THis movie was pretty decent, if it wasnt for the love, it would of been real boring....Not much killing....IT looked good and was high quality....Just needed that extra push for more extreme violence.... OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5: Rent this one...Like my boy Austin Powers says " Yeah Baby, Yeah" |
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The Amityville Horror (2005)
![]() DVD Description: On November 13, 1974, Suffolk County Police received a frantic phone call that led them to 112 Ocean Avenue in Amityville, Long Island. Inside the large Dutch Colonial house, they discovered a horrific crime scene that shattered the landscape of the typically peaceful community: an entire family had been slaughtered in their beds. In the days that followed, Ronald DeFeo, Jr., confessed to methodologically shooting his parents and four siblings with a rifle while they slept, claiming �voices� in the house drove him to commit the grisly murders. One year later, George and Kathy Lutz and their children moved into the house thinking they�d found their dream home. But shortly after settling in, bizarre and unexplainable events began to occur--nightmarish visions and haunting voices from an evil presence still lurking within the house. Confused and frightened by her daughter Chelsea�s cryptic interaction with an imaginary friend named Jodie, Kathy struggles to hold her family together as George�s increasingly strange behavior finds him spending days and nights in the basement of the house, where he soon discovers a passageway to a mysterious and gruesome �Red Room.� With lucid visions and evil voices swirling through George�s head, the house comes alive. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!!!!!! STORY: 4 out of 5: The story was pretty good, read above. ACTORS QUALITY: 5 out of 5: The whole family did a great job...The wife, I think did the best out of them all... VIOLENCE:1 out of 5: The beginning really set it off, but then it slowed down..I quess we can expect that from a ghost movie... GORE:1 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 5 out of 5: This is the part of the movie that they did a great job....The Ghosts and everything being moved around was great.. MUSIC: 3 out of 5: Really nothin made me jump... LOVE:2 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: From the beginning to up to the end it had me drawn in...But then the ending let me down..Right when the wife was reading about the history of the house and George has the same vision as the book...Like I said before up to that part it was a great movie...It nowhere close to the original... OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5: rental for me only |
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Skeleton Man (2004)
![]() DVD DESCRIPTION: In the dense wilderness of the Pacific Northwest, an elite crew of soldiers investigating the brutal and mysterious deaths of four Army Special Forces officers meets an old, blind Indian who claims to know what happened to the dead men..So begins the dark tale of Cotton Mouth Joe- a ferocious warrior who slaughtered his entire tribe...Four hundred years later, the warrior's evil spirit still seeks revenge...Disbelief turns to cold terror as the horrifying spirit of Cotton Mouth ominously appears riding a black stallion and wielding a lethal spear....The Skeleton man has returned to rain misery and death upon any mortal who dares cross his path...this time the soldiers are locked dead in his sights... STORY: 1 out of 5: ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5: Their was a whole lot of it, this is the only good thing about the movie, but the killing scenes arent that great.... GORE: 1 out of 5: Lots of blood SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5: They made some of the kill scenes look good.. MUSIC:1 out of 5: Didnt make it any better... LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Skeleton man had three personalities of other killers...1)He had predator instincts and vision, 2)He was like the Headless Horseman and 3)He sort of looked like the Scream killer with the hooded cape..This guy could appear anywhere..I mean miles away and then make it back to kill the rest of the soldiers.....The woods or jungle was humongous....ALso this is the 1st time I have ever seen a movie were all the guns run out of ammo.... OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5:You wont miss nothin if you dont watch it... |
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Vlad (2004)
![]() DVD DESCRIPTION: Remembered as a hero by his subjects and a tyrant by his enemies, Dracula (a.k.a. Vlad Basarab, Prince Vlad III, Vlad the Impaler and Vlad Draculea) ruled over 15th century Rumania with an iron fist and the promise of a slow, agonizing death for anyone he considered to be an enemy, a criminal, or simply a liar..So numerous were his victims that the myth of the vampire developed around him, and still persists over 500 years later.. Filmed on location in Transylvania, the story centers on four foriegn exchange students who, at the behest of a Bucharest university professor, retrace a journey taken by Vlad through the Carpathain Mountains... One of them carries with her a powerful amulet, rumored to have been stolen from Vlad's tomb.. With the charm, the group breaks through the wall of time that seperates the centuries and witnesses the barbarism that molded a young orphan into one of the most feared despots in medieval Europe... At their heels is the monster himself, determined to seize the amulet and resume his reign of terror! DVD or Magazine Comments: " Dark and Hard Hitting...an engrossing story mixing horror, suspense, and romance!"- Stacy Lane Wilson, horror.com, " If you are a lover of vampire and Dracula films, you'll love Vlad"-James Bartholnet, Nitelife CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!!!! STORY: 4 out of 5: It does a good job of retelling Vlads life.. ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5: Mostly Vlad will break your neck GORE:1 out of 5; Some blood SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5: Most of it was Vlads face changing MUSIC: 3 out of 5 LOVE: 2 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Vlad gets boring after a while and doesnt pick up..I like vampire and Dracula movies, but Vlad doesnt do it for me....Its from being to boring and not enough vampire scenes...Vampie lovers might enjoy this...I thought I was, but it didnt happen... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5: Same as always, you wont miss nothin |
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Witches of the Caribbean (2005)
![]() DVD DESCRIPTION: Seventeen-year-old Angela suffers from a recurring nightmare about a 16th century witch burned to death on a dark and mysterious beach...To find an explanation and reclaim her life, she flies to a two week retreat for troubled teens on the Caribbean island of Matau, run by a noted child psychologist... Little does she realize that Matau hides a horrific secret history and her nightmares are about to come to life! STORY: 3 out of 5 : Not even the retelling of the witch being burned helped it out... ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5; Not to bad. SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5 : The killings were all the same... SPOILER WARNING!!!!! GORE: 2 out of 5 : Hearts being pulled out of bodies... SPOILERS ARE OVER!!!!!! SPECIAL EFFECTS:1 out of 5: Not much MUSIC: 1 out of 5: They keep on playing this one song that didnt even go with the movie... LOVE: 0 out 0f 5 SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!! FINAL THOUGHTS: The movie keep me into it, but the reshowing of the girls nightmare started to get old...And the same killings wore out.... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5 : Your choice to rent or not.... |
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