Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by newb
Its all about the presentation,my dear.

To hell with the presentation, once I see that hot slab of cooked she-meat on the table, I'm just gonna go at it like a train wreck...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
To hell with the presentation, once I see that hot slab of cooked she-meat on the table, I'm just gonna go at it like a train wreck...

LMFAO. ANIMAL. ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...hlight=longpig


are you suprised I mentioned it ages ago ? :D

HaHa...I actually posted about it almost a year before you did :p......I just went back and copy/pasted it for this post, because I didn't wanna type it all again :D :D

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...pork#post98035

I WIN!!!! :p :p :p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...I actually posted about it almost a year before you did :p......I just went back and copy/pasted it for this post, because I didn't wanna type it all again :D :D

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...pork#post98035

I WIN!!!! :p :p :p

yep

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by urgeok
so basically - you just want someone to eat you ?

only you would say something like that!!!!!! lmao:D

[SKOOFx]

MurderDoll...i think i'm in love.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.

Damn, when I saw the title of this thread I thought MurderDoll was fessing up a blow job !!!!!!!!! :confused:

[stacilayne]

Anyone read the book about the real-life cannibal convicted in Germany last year? It's really fascinating (and gross...)

http://horror.about.com/od/books/gr/bk_cannibal.htm

Not on this topic, but I'm in the middle of another great true crime book called Bestial, about a serial killer in the 1920's. It's by Harold Schechter.

Staci

[kpropain]

Originally posted by stacilayne
Anyone read the book about the real-life cannibal convicted in Germany last year? It's really fascinating (and gross...)

http://horror.about.com/od/books/gr/bk_cannibal.htm



Staci

Hmm sounds really tasty


Buh dum pssshh....

[filmmaker2]

Now......um.......uh....................

What about the little cats? Can we feed them too?

Do the cats get to eat some peoples?

Please, think of the kittens