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A pile of shit, because there is less trauma involved.
Seeing a rotting corpse walking toward you or seeing a cop headed toward you when you've got an ounce of weed in your pocket.
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swallowing an ounce of weed would in my opinion be a LOT less traumatic than seeing a corpse walk across the yard.
shoot a stranger who betrayed you to provide for its family or a friend who betrayed you for personal gain
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Cut a finger off with a cleaver or Place your finger (any) onto a solid bench, and smash it wih a hammer? |
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LMAO! Hmmm...I'll go with smashing my finger with a hammer. Poke somebody's eyes out with your finger or eat an eyeball? ;) |
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I'd eat an eyeball...and since you didn't specify, I'd go with a whole fried fish, eyeball included.
I've had it before, it ain't all that bad. Swallow a pingpong ball or shit a golf ball? |
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DAMN IT! I meant a HUMAN eyeball ;) I guess you got me there. This is getting disgusting, but it's hilarious ;) Alright....I guess I'd shit a golf ball.... Hmmm....eat your own snot or drink a glass of your own piss? ;) |
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Since piss could potentially be very toxic, I'd have to eat my own snot.
Being caught dead (literally) fucking a horse (a la Catherine the Great) or being caught dead having been fucked by a bull?
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